Snooki and JWoww’s fermentation needs won’t be supplied by the local wine shop near Snooki’s Jersey City home. So what’s the shop’s response to the cray-cray duo’s potential patronage? Ohh, hell-to-the-no!
If Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 24, and Jenni “JWoww” Farley, 25, want to guzzle down gallons of bubbly for their new MTV spinoff, there’s at least one neighborhood wine shop that’s saying no amount of money will justify the embarrassment it’ll feel if the orange guidettes step foot into its business.
“The only thing they are good for is ridicule and amusement,” the general manager of Jersey Wine & Spirits told TMZ. “There is no upside business wise, and the potential downside is God knows what. Why feed the embarrassment?”
Currently, the shop has a piece of paper slapped on its front window that reads “NO SNOOKI” in all caps.
Well, we’ll see if it’s even a problem, seeing that Snook ‘ems might be caring a pudgy squirrel monkey in her womb.
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