'KKTNY' Finale: 6 Reasons Why Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries' Marriage Seems Fake

Mon, January 30, 2012 11:00pm EDT by 168 Comments
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Now that the ‘KKTNY’ finale has aired, the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries marriage seems even more like a pre-planned match between a clueless Kris and a ratings-savvy Kim — here’s why.

Reason #1:Kim never spends any time wrapped up in normal post-bride obsessions. Any woman who’s been married knows that your first weeks of married life are consumed with post-wedding follow-ups. Brides stress over the thank you notes for their wedding gifts. They fuss over the wedding photos and making an album. They can hardly wait to see the wedding videos — the personal ones, not just their upcoming wedding special.

Kim NEVER does ANY of this. She NEVER mentions her gifts. Never seems to have even seen what her gifts were. NEVER discusses her three wedding dresses and how to take care of them for posterity’s sake. All brides freak out about this i.e. taking care of their beloved wedding gown. Not Kim! It’s as if the $10 million dream wedding NEVER occurred, aside from being referenced as a “big waste of time and money” that Kim admits that she got “all these people to come to ” in last night, Jan. 29th’s finale of KKTNY. Kim and Kris NEVER reminisce about their wedding — something every newlywed woman does with her husband.

Reason #2: Kim Kardashian was already dissing and ignoring her sister-in-law Kaela Humphries by Sept. 13 — less than a month after the Aug. 20 wedding.

What new bride disses her sister-in-law, especially one she supposedly likes, less than a month after her wedding? Kaela, a model, was in NYC to walk in the Richie Rich runway show on Sept. 13 and Kris Humphries attended without Kim. In fact, there were three empty seats in the front row for Kim, Kourtney and Scott — all no-shows. In the Jan. 22 episode of KKTNY, Kim claims that Kris Humphries never told her that Kaela was coming to NYC — hard to believe — and then, that she didn’t want to see Kaela because she is “having so many issues with Kris,” and would find it hard to “put on a happy face.”

This is less than a month after the wedding and almost a full month before Kim and Kris’s wedding special aired on Oct. 9 and 10.

So Kim was, according to the dates, already having major marital problems a little over two weeks after a supposedly fabulous honeymoon.

Reason #3: Kim was already contacting medium John Edwards to reach out to her late father for comfort on her marriage to Kris Humphries just a month after the marriage.

If we follow the dates in the KKTNY show, then Kim was already in such distress over her marriage that she actually contacted her late father through medium John Edwards, on Sept. 30 — eight years to the day after Robert Kardashian died. This was also just over a month after the wedding and actually almost two weeks before Kim went to Dubai and told her mother Kris Jenner that she wasn’t happy in her marraige around Oct. 16.

Kim confesses in the Jan. 22 episode that she’s been going through a lot “emotionally and mentally” and she says she’ll “find comfort in connecting to my dad again.” She also decides not to tell her new husband that she’s going to do it. “It makes me not want to talk to him about it,” she said.

So again — she’s miserable in her marriage just six weeks after the wedding and keeping secrets from Kris H.about talking to a medium.

Would you hide anything major from the man you loved? Wouldn’t you be so excited to discuss contacting your late father? Is this not bizarre behavior from a newlywed?

Reason #4: Kim never EVER wanted to spend time with Kris Humphries! She avoided him from almost the moment they arrived in NYC — Aug. 29 — nine days after their wedding!

Kim appears happy with Kris for only the first two episodes of KKTNY. At first she is so happy, she is ready to get pregnant. But by Sept. 13, she is avoiding her sister-in-law because she has so many issues with Kris.

In the meantime, Kim spends time with BFF Jonathan Cheban, jets with her sisters to appear at Sears on Sept. 18 in LA and tweets that she takes a trip to Mystic, Connecticut to be with Kourney and Mason on Sept. 29. Then she leaves for Dubai on Oc. 12 for four days.

All of this doesn’t leave much time for Kris and in fact in the KKTNY finale she says they “never hang out.”

That is NOT normal newlywed behavior. Newlyweds are obsessed with each other — anyone who’s ever been around one knows that. It’s also nowhere near enough time to be having MAJOR issues with a new husband.

Kim somehow would have had to fall out of love with Kris with epic speed to be having divorce-ready issues two weeks after the honeymoon.

Since he didn’t abuse her physically, verbally or emotionally or cheat — what could he have done to provoke her speedy revulsion?

Reason #5: Kim claims she loses trust in Kris after he secretly makes a personal appearance in Toronto when she goes on a “sisters weekend” with Kourtney!

First of all, none of the dates match up on these two events. Kim and Kourtney actually take Mason on a “sisters weekend” on Wed. and Thurs., Sept. 28 and 29.

However, Kris Humphries and Scott Disick actually jet to Toronto for Kris’s personal appearance on Sept 17, a day before Kim appears in LA with sisters, Kourtney and Khloe to promote their Kardashian Kollection of clothes at Sears.

So — Kim could hardly have been furious with Kris for secretly making an appearance while she was on a “sisters weekend.” She didn’t have a weekend away and he didn’t sneak off during it.

He did go to do business with Scott while she was also away on business — this hardly qualifies as a divorce-worthy crime.

In fact, the scene filmed between two in the aftermath of Kris’s misbehavior had to have been staged.

Reason #6: The PR spin on Kim’s divorce starts already in the show’s last few episodes.

By the time Kim is supposedly confessing to her mother in Dubai that her marriage with Kris is floundering, she’s already using the “F” word, as in fairy tale. She wanted a fairy tale and thought she was getting one with Kris. But it didn’t pan out.

Khloe even says to her in the finale episode on the phone: “You got caught up in your fairy tale.”

It’s so strange that the fairy tale word comes up repeatedly when Kris Jenner later explains why Kim has filed for divorce, 72 days after she married.

Kris Jenner responded to criticism that Kim filed for divorce after making millions on her wedding by saying, “At the end of the day, Kim had to pay a great deal of money [for] the balance that was owed for the wedding which she was delighted to do because that was her fairy tale,” she told the Today Show on Nov. 2.

It’s as if the PR spin was already being laid while the show was being filmed.

Who does that?

Hmm! People who knew they’d have some explaining to do and needed to start “branding” their divorce explanation?!

It’s all very suspicious. It all seems like the marriage was sooo fake!

What do YOU think, HollywoodLifers?

Does anything else stand out strangely to you?

Tell me now!

– Bonnie Fuller

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Bruce Davis

Posted at 6:24 PM on June 21, 2012  

After she got married Kanya showed her a little interest ,so she could not wait to dump kris- now she can be a singers girl or wife,, way to cover all ur Bases Kim, u stay thinking huh kim .lol

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Bruce Davis

Posted at 6:09 PM on June 21, 2012  

Kim is no good,she would walk over kanya dead body for a little more fame True Story-

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robin montgomery

Posted at 7:33 PM on May 19, 2012  

just one more thing i hope bruce can get his girls away from their mother she is so evil and you are all in need of therapy khole is so special run as fast as you can from your family or your marriage is over and robert you have talent but do it on your own get away from your mom i am a mom and i cant believe how money hungry you r for your childrens money . You really need therapy because i see a family in real trouble.

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AnnieC

Posted at 9:33 AM on April 14, 2012  

I just read your latest post on KK’s latest l’affaire du jour with Kanye West. You write it might be the real thing. Had to come back to your comprehensive post on why KK’s marriage was totally fake. Reality check, Bonnie, she IS A FAKE — hair extensions, body parts, Botox, spray tan, etc. Her “relationships” reflect what she is — a narcissistic phony!!

Like her own brother called her on-air, “You’re a whore, Kim!!” Even if that was a scripted line who would even think of using such dialogue that horrific to an older sister in front of her fiance and family — on national TV no less??!!!

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Sbak

Posted at 1:31 PM on April 3, 2012  

What!! seriously dude! Do yu really think ill read all this cuz of kim kardash..??? Headache! medicine plizz

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elanor

Posted at 12:48 AM on March 13, 2012  

I think a lot of the E! Show is fake and made up.

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SailOnTroubledWaters

Posted at 8:09 PM on February 16, 2012  

hmm. the thing is i watched “keeping up with the kardashians” episodes (especially since Kris Humph. started appearing in them) and
1) kim really looked happy: she was loosing up, she was playful and laughed a lot, behaving quite naturally unlike her former apperances on the reality-show (all those who know her.. she’s a bit up-tight, a control freak, workaholic and not much fun :D), while
2) kris h. looked imature, silly, inappropiate and shady.

i seriously doubt that she faked this, cause she not that good of an actress (i’m into behavoiur analysis).
i think she thought she was in love with him and was desperate to start a family.. when really, she is in love with the idea of being in love (she gets really caught up in every relationship she has).

Then i also watched the following Kourtney&Kim Take New York episodes.. something has definitely changed! She’s not in a happy place anymore, i think reality kicked in: kris did not fit her OCD space, nor did he want to.

My question: he’s supposed to be this grouded guy, why the hell would he get involved with this attention-lover Kim? :D
He screwed up by doing so , now he should act like a man and drop it! (i mean if he really just wants to be a basketball player and he is this grounded, honest guy, he should drop the lawsuit and forget this marriage took place).
I wouldn’t mind more dirt on this subject, but i think it’s known already that kim and her mom are bussiness women who like to make money!!
All i see right now is the fact that Kris H. lacks the smarts! :D
PS: obviously not a fan of Kim’s or Kris H.’s!

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Mimi

Posted at 3:52 PM on February 8, 2012  

Kim is a control freak who thought she could marry someone and have him be part of her entourage, when it suited her. She wants someone she can put in a clean and orderly closet to be brought out when she decides she needs him, as long as he behaves to her standards…. kind of like a little purse dog that she can tote around and show off because he is cute, but the second it messes up (or in) her purse (OMG uh noooo), she gets rid of it. She needs a blow-up doll because no living being can possibly live up to her insane standards

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Sky

Posted at 5:18 PM on June 27, 2012  

This is only making Kim look worse and they are trniyg to promote her new show based on bashing Kris H who has all of us feeling sorry for him and now we don’t need to watch. We are all boycotting that show that comes out Nov.27 a Sunday. Another fake publicity stunt.Kids! we need the kids to boycott anything Jenner or Kardashian they drive up the ratings. Block E! Channel. don’t allow it on in your house.

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dudebro

Posted at 10:58 AM on February 6, 2012  

Err… Except KK was the one badmouthing KH.. And the one STILL badmouthing KH and blabbing on and on about it for attention… wheras KH has refused to say anything and has been a complete gentleman. Also, the lawsuit was just gossip. If you believe everything you read you must also believe LadyGaga is a man.

And we don’t know how he treated her. We only saw what they wanted us to see.. Which he often admitted was him at the end of his rope because of how they all treated HIM.. which we often didn’t see. He was constantly mocked and belittled and called rude things. He defended KK from her brother but she never stood up for him really at all. He constantly tried to involve her in things and be involved in things and she just pushed him away. She cared more about her and her familys feelings than his.

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dudebro

Posted at 10:32 AM on February 6, 2012  

except even her family, who knows her, felt her behavior was strange and inappropriate.
like someone else pointed out, her sister and Scott even asked her “You know you’re married, right?”

Also, Kris has it worse off than she does. He was just starting out his career and he is an awesome basketball player. He shouldn’t be boo’d on court because of a failed relationship.

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Mimi

Posted at 10:32 PM on February 5, 2012  

her whole life is stage, why wouldn’t her wedding be? It sucks the fact that she used marriage (which is supposely a women’s most precious day in her life) to cash out. If that is not a money hungry b***** then I don’t know what is.

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jo

Posted at 10:43 AM on February 5, 2012  

I am sorry to say this, but I’ve been in this situation. U meet someone, u fall in love, but while ur in the prices of getting married they stay to show their true colors, and by the time ur married u can’t take them anymore.

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SPWilson

Posted at 9:04 AM on February 4, 2012  

Kris was not mature enough, with his playful (wink wink) comments about Bruce, Lamar, Scott being hen pecked. Comments about her family, friends not good. He was trying to control Kim before the wedding. Don’t really think he had any idea what he was getting into. Thinking Kim would want to settle down in Minnesota and give up her career, go figure. Kris said what he felt, without filtering if it was appropriate.

Kim, did she not see the warning signs before the marriage/wedding, comments he made several times always in a joking manner. For her part she did try to understand him, give themselves time to be alone trying too adjust to married life. Counseling by a professional would have been appropriate, as well as telling the groom truthfully how she really felt before filing for divorce. I am sure she would not have wanted him to do this to her.

What goes around comes around.

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Ccs

Posted at 7:08 PM on February 3, 2012  

Have you ever read about diana’s marriage to prince Charles? It was almost an immediate disaster. So just because Kim kardashian’s marriage went downhill so quickly doesn’t mean that it was a sham. It could simply mean that two people mistook lust for love.

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