'Jersey Shore' Recap: Mike 'The Situation' Starts Crying Because The Cast Ignores His Birthday

It’s Mike and Pauly D’s birthdays, but the crew only wants to celebrate one — will Mike quit the show?

Mike “The Situation” is at his wits’ end! The Jan. 19 episode of MTV’s Jersey Shore dealt with more sex and more drama than ever!

It’s Pauly’s 31st birthday and the whole house is so excited! Pauly’s family comes to visit him and even Sammi bakes him a cake. But the house chooses not to celebrate Mike’s birthday, and he starts to cry!

Whether or not you believe they were real tears, now that’s up to you to decide. But Mike leaves Pauly’s birthday dinner and falls asleep on a couch at the restaurant. Then, when he goes back to the house, he storms off into his room and passes out. The next day, he literally puts on his running shoes and leaves the house. For good? No clue, but most likely that fame-hungry reality star will be back.

Meanwhile, Deena gets so drunk that her hair extensions get tangled and she has to cut her hair. Snooki parties so much that her a-s hangs out again. Let’s hope Jionni isn’t watching this time.

Vinny still hasn’t come back to the house, and he’s still battling depression. We just hope he comes back because we think it will make the entire house a lot happier.

One of the most shocking moments is when Pauly sends home a girl after she refuses to sleep with him. Isn’t that just awful?

Tune in next week to MTV for an all-new episode!