From dropping the F-bomb to semi-outing Jodie Foster, Ricky brought the funny as he went after Hollywood. Check out our favorite moments!
Ricky Gervais was amazing as host of the 2012 Golden Globes, and once again he held nothing back while going after Hollywood royalty. Check out our choice jokes below and tell us YOUR favorite!
- On Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek: “They’re ridiculously gorgeous specimens, and probably very interesting, but you can’t f—ing understand a word they say.”
- On Jodie Foster and her movie The Beaver: “I haven’t seen it myself. I’ve spoken to a lot of guys — they haven’t seen it either but that doesn’t mean it’s not good.”
- On Colin Firth: ”What you don’t know about him is he’s very racist. I mean, really nasty stuff. I’ve also seen him punch a little blind kitten. Please welcome the evil Colin Firth.”
- On Justin Bieber: “Justin Bieber nearly had to take a paternity test. What a waste of a test that would have been! No, he’s not the father. The only way he could have impregnated a girl is if he borrowed one of Martha Stewart‘s old turkey basters — open wide!”
- On himself: “No profanity [during hosting]: That’s fine, I’ve got a huge vocabulary. No nudity: See that’s a shame because I’ve got a huge [pause] vocabulary. But a tiny penis.”
Do YOU think Ricky is the funniest awards show host ever, HollywoodLifers?
– William Earl
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lily tagherus
Posted at 1:23 AM on January 19, 2012
Rick Gervais is really a trash. He has no charisma. I think respected artists should not have even attended to this event with a lousy presenter like him.
he brings the quality really down..
Sad…