Robert Pattinson: If I Were King Of The World, I'd Ban Boring People & Play Spice Girls

Tue, January 10, 2012 3:18pm EDT by 26 Comments
Robert Pattinson Personal Life

During a recent interview, Robert Pattinson started joking about all the things he’d change if he were king of the world — and it’s the funniest we’ve ever seen him!

It’s no secret Robert Pattinson is a big, quirky goofball, but he really acted off his rocker in a recent interview with the German publication, Bravo. The 25-year-old Twilight star was asked how he would run the world if he was the king…and no one, not even Kristen Stewartcould have predicted his response!

First, Rob started with some changes to the public education system, which was relatively normal — then he got wild.

“Oh! I have another idea: teleportation! I would use all the money in the state for teleportation research. You could travel anywhere, no more pollution than cars and planes!” he said, excitedly.

Also, he would outlaw certain types of people — those who bored him. “I’d prohibit boring people,” Rob joked. “In my opinion there is nothing worse. The people who were boring should be in prison and be forced to learn to be creative with the other prisoners.”

Not only would all the citizens be interesting, Rob would also want to live in a beautiful area that wasn’t overpopulated. How would he do that? See below.

“I would find my own city called ‘Shit City,'” he explained. “With a name so daunting that no one would want to live there for anything. [But it would be as pretty as the] Fiji Islands — a haven just for me!”

As for his world’s national anthem, Rob wants it to be “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls!

“I think its funny that all the stupid politicians had to pay tribute to that song. A song to play with all the ‘would-be politicians,'” Rob said.

He then added something sweet about his world, “I think everyone should have the opportunity to get what they want of heart.”

Sounds good for us. We’d get behind R-Patz for king of the world, wouldn’t you?

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