Jersey Shore Premiere Recap: Snooki & Jionni Get Back Together But Mike Is Still Saying He Slept With Her

Fri, January 6, 2012 12:01am EST by 5 Comments
Jersey Shore Season Five Premiere

Our favorite guidos and guidettes leave Italy and head back to Seaside and Mike still swears he slept with Snooki!

Jersey Shore is back! The season five premiere of Jersey Shore premiered on Jan. 5 and there was sex, fighting and of course tears! Can you believe Snooki and Mike The Situation are still fighting about their alleged hookup?

Snooki has got a major problem on her hands and she refuses to face the music. Even though Snooki and Jionni got back together within the first 5 minutes of the premiere, he still has no idea that Snooki most like slept with Mike.

You know how they say the truth will set you free? Clearly Snooki doesn’t believe it that. Instead she’d prefer to subject her boyfriend Jionni to whispers behind his back at the bar instead of admitting she slept with Mike … or did she?

The cast is happy to be back in Jersey but they all miss their families and significant others. Luckily, the manager of their boardwalk t-shirt shop invites them to a bar for drinks and it turns out to be a surprise party with the entire cast’s family and friends!

But there’s still major problems with Mike and the cast. Everyone is pissed at Mike for the problems he caused in Italy so no one wants to live in the same room as him. believe it or not, he is stuck back in his old room with Ronnie and Sammi! Remember all the drama in Italy when Mike got involved in their relationship and Mike ended up in the hospital? This will not end well.

Meanwhile, Pauly D decides to hook up with Snooki’s best friend Ryder, but she’s already slept with Mike’s best friend and also Vinny. This too is a bad decision and we can expect to see a lot more of Ryder I’m sure of it.

The saddest part of the premiere was Vinny being completely depressed. After he sees his family at the bar it makes him miss them terribly. He starts thinking that maybe the show and the shore house isn’t fun anymore and he might pack his things and go. But you’ll have to wait until next week to see what happens.

Tune in next week at 10pm ET for an all-new episode.

— Chloe Melas

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Posted at 5:39 PM on March 5, 2012  

She is so ridiculous and immature. IF she has this baby how healthy do you expect it to be after all the drinking she has done in the past, previous to getting PG. Care about someone beside yourself little girl and besides how can she be sure who’s it is after her previous sexual antics. She should sit down and seriously think about her decisions for now and her future and the babies future. Sad, another accident being brought into the world to an irresponsible immature wild child.

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Posted at 3:00 AM on February 18, 2012  

I have a w910i and have rcenetley trying to use video dj to put videos on youtube. Is there away i can do this on the computer without video dj als o on video dj all my songs are not recognisedany help

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Al Motorola

Posted at 11:14 PM on January 7, 2012  

Why do you think Jionni stays with Nicole. She’s lives the large life, rolls in her Caddy SUV and has millions of dollars. He’s a substitute teacher and part-time wrestling coach. Need we say more? Of course, he loves her, too.

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Slick Rick

Posted at 7:43 PM on January 6, 2012  

Jionni is an idiot. First of all he should of never wifed her up to begin with.. when the crew went back to jersey after Miami and she hooked up with him the first night that they meant, Hung out, or whatever. That’s a red flag right of the bat in my eyes. Can’t turn a hoe into a house wife. Another red flag is when they were in the bed abt to bang she couldn’t even remember the kids name.. Come on bra. Second of all its so obvious she hooked up wit mike. When they were in Italy and it all came out she made herself look so guilty and bad.. Then she banged vinnny while she was there.. Third of all the start of season five she was snapping on unit for noooo reason what so ever. Just the fact she knew he knew the truth. She makes her self look dumb and she’s pretty Mich admitting she was wrong.. jionni ur an idiot. It happened twice already. The third time is the charm I guess. So who’s next jionni? Good luck bra. And way to make urself look Soo dumb

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Posted at 5:25 PM on February 1, 2012  

OMG I LOVE YOU YOU’RE TOTALLY RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one in this world that thinks this way.

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