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Santa’s Photoshop elves really outdid themselves this year!

It wouldn’t be Christmas in Hollywood without the annual Kardashian family card — and this year’s edition is just as glitzy, airbrushed, and ridiculous as we hoped it would be! And while it’s a little pathetic seeing Kim Kardashian standing solo in a sea of well-dressed couples, you can’t deny this entire work of art belongs in the Guggenheim. If James Bond had a reality show, this is what it would look like.

As always, the men of the Kardashian clan — Rob Kardashian, Bruce Jenner and Lamar Odom – are good sports about the whole thing, doing their best “Blue Steel” for the camera. If you’re wondering why I didn’t include Scott Disick in that list, it’s because we all know he loves doing these cards.

Even little Mason Disick seems to be getting the hang of things: While he stood with his arms awkwardly at his side last year, he’s striking a serious “I know I’m better than you” pose in this year’s photo. If he follows true Kardashian form, he’ll be in a bikini next Christmas for sure.

But enough from me. Click here to see each Kardashian up close, then tell us what you think each one of them is thinking. Drop your best captions in the comments section below!