A Father Accidentally Dropped Marijuana Into His 18-Month-Old Son's Lunch

Thu, December 8, 2011 6:32pm EST by 3 Comments

Whoops! This dud of a dad allegedly dropped the joint while he was making his son’s lunch at their Connecticut home!

The Clinton Child Care Center staffers in Killingworth, Connecticut were more than surprised to uncover marijuana in the lunchbox of 33-year-old John Sulzbach’s toddler, according to The Daily Mail. Imagine what THAT lunchtime would have been like if they hadn’t found it!

The childcare workers notified police shortly after, and the kid’s parents agreed to a property search. Less than one ounce of marijuana and smoking paraphernalia was discovered in the basement. Looks like the stoner dad was caught red-handed (or should we say green-handed?).

He was charged with possession of a controlled substance and impairing the morales of a child, according to The Daily Mail.

What a dolt! What do you think, HollyMoms?

-Anna Moeslein

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Posted at 12:41 PM on January 11, 2012  

I mean realllly??? I smoke weed!! But never would i be dumb enough to ever drop and joint in my child’s lunch box! Here’s your sign!! Obviously you smoked so much you popped every smart brain cell that you had lmao!! I mean if you had the weed in the basement and the bongs you were obviusoly smart enough to no that it shouldnt be around your child so why in the hell would have in your hands while making his lunch??? You rolling it still gets that stuff all over his food come on ppl why just why!! I have kids and i smoke but never around them and never would it ever be where they could reach it!! COME ON MAN STEP YO’ GAME UP

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Posted at 1:15 PM on January 25, 2012  

Why would you tell the whole world you smoke.. You’re just as dumb as he is.. Can’t stand stupid people!!

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Posted at 11:37 PM on January 31, 2012  

It’s not like she’s telling the world she shoots up heroin or smokes meth. It’s pot. Yeah, it’s illegal in the US, but there is no way in hell any of us know who “kaylee” is. Why would a random person care about her random person reputation?

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