'Sister Wives' Finale Recap: Christine Admits She's Been A B*tch To Robyn

Mon, November 28, 2011 10:17am EDT by 91 Comments
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But can you blame her? In this finale, perfect wife Robyn gives birth on air, Kody’s teens freak out over ANOTHER baby and Janelle tries to hide that she’s wildly jealous too!

Well, I had to hand it to sister wife #3 Christine. After a season of backstabbing Robyn — saying she wouldn’t want to be as skinny as her, complaining that Kody only cared about Robyn’s needs — she’s finally admitted she’s been a “sister wife” mean girl.

“My treatment of (Robyn) hasn’t been accepting and welcoming to say the least. I made her feel like she wasn’t welcome, that I didn’t want her as a sister wife, like she wasn’t a wife of Kody,” confesses Christine as she prepares a “peace offering” for Robyn.

Her gift is a stitched wall hanging saying “our family has grown by two feet,” which she is framing for Robyn’s baby Solomon’s room.

I admire the formerly youngest and newest wife Christine for so honestly admitting to her feelings now after passively aggressively denying them for months and then griping behind Robyn’s back and being miserable to  husband Kody.

Of course, us non-sister wives can actually completely identify with Christine who has six children with Kody. Why would she have wanted to have even less time with the husband she was already sharing with two other women? Why would she want her children to see even less of their father, who now has 17 kids?

Why would she have supported Kody falling in love with a younger, prettier and slimmer new wife, who got pregnant right away?

Well in the world of sister wives, jealousy ISN’T supposed to be normal. So Christine, clearly feels good about getting over the green-eyed monster.

“I feel bad for blaming her for taking Kody away and for being Kody’s favorite … it’s not OK to treat people mean,” says contrite Christine. “I dread that my children won’t think of her as a mom because of how unfair I’ve been and that’s not OK.”

Christine even admits that she could have potentially caused “this family a lot of harm.” But now she’s claiming Robyn’s baby “is so special to me. I love him. I welcome Solomon (the new baby) as my son.”

Yah right. That I’m not buying.

Janelle, wife #2, at least is honest about how SHE feels about Robyn’s now baby. “I probably won’t get up in the middle of the night to see the baby,” she predicts. “I am excited,” nevertheless she says, sounding completely and utterly NOT excited.

Robyn of course, is oblivious to everything, but the fact that she’s about to give birth at home “naturally,” like she did with her other three kids.

Is it a sister wife thing to give birth “naturally?”

Who knows? But Robyn’s mother gave birth to ALL seven of her kids at home and Robyn says that hospitals scare her. Lucky for her and her mom that she’s never had any complications.

In hospitals Robyn contends “you’ll miss the magic of the actual regular birth that God designed,” she intones. In the hospital, “they’ll throw in a pitocin (a drug to speed up delivery) or an epidural ( yea, right, like they just throw those in without telling you) . My body is designed to carry and deliver the baby — God designed a woman’s body to do that,” recites Robyn.

Like I said — Robyn is so annoying because of course HER body functions perfectly during delivery unlike many woman who have trouble delivering safely and without horrendous pain. And she does sound superior, spouting off as if the maternal and baby childbirth death rates haven’t plunged since the modern era when doctors helped God’s “design” along.

Kody’s teens have majorly mixed feelings about Robyn’s baby as well as their mothers.

“I honestly think we have more kids than we can handle,” says Hunter, who has had a really tough time with the move from Utah to Las Vegas.

“I don’t know if I’m excited, we have so many kids right now,” admits Madison. And again who can blame her, Hunter or any of the other teens. Their dad only spends one in four nights with each of their moms — and that means with them. How can he possibly give them each any attention at all. Meanwhile, Kody is deeply obsessed with his new baby and cries when Solomon arrives. That’s nice, but Kody being a dad isn’t just about sperminating!

When Kody isn’t busy reproducing, he finds time to look for property where the family can one day build four homes — one for each wife — right next to each other. At least, he doesn’t talk about making sure there’s room for a fifth house… and fifth wife.

The family also scouts locations for their unlikely new business – a fitness studio. “It’s humbling that we’re looking at a fitness center because we’re not in the best of shape,” points out Christine, in the understatement of the year. But good for the sister wives to at least be trying to get in shape.

And this family of 21, BETTER find a new source of income besides TV soon because it sure has a lot of mouths to feed and college tuitions to pay.

Plus there will be new fertility treatments coming up.

Robyn and Meri have actually as it turns out bonded the way sister wives are supposed to and have become very close. Meri, wife #1, makes the astounding statement that she’s never had a deep personal relationship with her other sister wives. This is shocking considering that she shared the same house as Janelle and Christine for years! How sad!

But the season finale closes with a heartrending moment as now SUPER perfect Robyn makes the loving and gracious offer to become infertile Meri’s surrogate. “I’ve been praying about it ever since we met — I mean it,” she offers stunned Meri.

Meri, who has previously decided against in vitro, cries and hugs Robyn.

For her sake — I hope she takes up Robyn’s offer and that it works.

For our sake — we’re guaranteed at least one more drama-filled season of Sister Wives!

— Bonnie Fuller



More ‘Sister Wives!’

  1. ‘Sister Wives’ Star Kody Brown Welcomes A Son! Congrats!
  2. ‘Sister Wives’ Recap: The Browns Go to Boston; Robyn Wishes Warren Jeffs Would ‘Rot in Hell’
  3. Kody Brown & His Sister Wives Are Fighting To Make Polygamy Legal — Good For Them!

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Erin

Posted at 12:40 AM on April 15, 2012  

I live in Australia where this is illegal, i love watching the show. I think the brown family are wonderful. I believe they have the right to live their life how they want and it’s really no ones business. they aren’t hurting any one.

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margaret

Posted at 6:24 PM on March 7, 2012  

I think that christine has got a good reason to feel jealous and pushed out to me Robyn seems very demanding and is always getting kody to come over. I think she forgets that he has 3 other wives. And thats why some of his children resent her. Dont get me wrong my hat goes off to all of them, especially Meri i think she is the best wive very patient.

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Sandy

Posted at 4:37 PM on March 3, 2012  

I say let them live their lives as they choose. Yes, they have kids involved and are growing up in the middle of all this. However, aren’t all kids subjected to their parents lifestyle till they are grown? On top of that – how many families in America are broken homes with only one parent, or blended families, or even kids being raised by their grandparents or other relatives? No one is perfect. How many father’s shuck their responsibility to their children? Dodge child support? Deny their children? Would I live that way or want my kids to live that way? Nope. But, that’s MY choice. Oh, and it’s Tv – if you don’t like it; don’t watch it. Then you won’t have to be “disgusted”.

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Sha

Posted at 5:48 PM on February 24, 2012  

This is disgusting and i can’t believe that some idiots like the person below (jessa)would do this. What is this (you ask) put your self in an unhappy family, where no one is truly being treated equal if they are constantly being hurt everyday but their husbands actions of giving more love to the new wife. The only reason they think they all feel the love is because when hes already sexed up one chic he doesnt have to wear her down and can quickly jump to one that has been unused. And she thinks its love because she was choosen but if they could only read his mind they would know its not true it all a lie.

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Alexa

Posted at 3:04 AM on February 13, 2012  

Jessa please… U do not want that! And neither do your kids! That is not what I’d call a happy family. It’s medieval, insensitive, and the greatest insult a husband could pay his wife.
How do I know? Been there done that. My 3 kids tell me they want nothing to do with our former lifestyle and do not wish to see their dad. I was his first wife of 3. Each was younger than the next. It is a sex and ego thing. Period.

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Jessa

Posted at 2:20 AM on February 12, 2012  

I believe in the pol-life!!! But my husband doesn’t! So more power to your family for being brave!

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mindy

Posted at 3:56 PM on January 9, 2012  

I think people should clean there own back yard before tring to clean others you girls are not hurting anyone if this is how you want to live all the power to yas

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Leigh

Posted at 2:56 AM on January 8, 2012  

This show really sucked me in. Husband thinks I’m crazy for watching it! I have to admit I am on Team Meri/Robyn. Christine and Janelle ARE mean girls!!

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Leigh

Posted at 3:04 AM on January 8, 2012  

Where is all Kody’s money coming from anyway?

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