Kris walks in on Kim with a muscular naked man in their living room after days of non-stop fighting and he freaks out! Kris packs his bags and abandons Kim!
The writing is on the wall! The Nov.27 season premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York is full of nonstop fighting between Kim Kardashian and her new hubby Kris Humphries. It’s clear they should have never gotten married!
When Kris steps foot into their gorgeous three bedroom penthouse of NYC’s Gansevoort Hotel, tensions are already running high. But what could they possible have to fight about? They’ve only been married a few weeks! Kris can’t stand living with Kim’s sister Kourtney or her boyfriend Scott Disick.
Kris begins to lash out at Kim. He tells Kim that she can’t take up the entire closet, and limits the reality fashion maven to just one drawer! Can you believe that? Kim, a self proclaimed “neat freak” asks Kris to begin unpacking and put his things away, but instead he dumps all of his clothes on the floor! Kris refuses to pick up his clothes and he leaves them there for days.
Meanwhile, Kourtney and Scott are fighting non-stop and they refuse to sleep in the same room. Kourtney is on a health kick and decides that the entire household needs to eat organic, do yoga, and even get enemas! Yup, you heard that right! Kourtney takes Kim to a spa and gets an oil enema but Kim opts not to do it. Smart idea.
But Kris, who is a free agent during the NBA lockout says he can’t focus with baby Mason’s playroom right outside their bedroom, and the constant fighting between Scott and Kourtney.
After a disastrous night at NYC’s Cipriani for their “Welcome to NY” party, it’s clear that this couple is a total mis-match. Kris gives Kim a hard time the entire night and complains from the moment he arrives at the party. If he didn’t want to be in the limelight then he never should have married the queen of all reality TV!
But the final nail in the coffin happens when Kris walks in on a naked yoga session in their living room with Kourtney, Kim and their Dash employees.
Kris is appalled that there was a naked man in their apartment and he gets into a screaming match with Kim! After Kris goes to a bar with one of his buddies to cool down, he comes back and tells Kim he’s leaving. Kim doesn’t even shed a tear! She tells Kris to do what he needs to do and he leaves the next morning.
It was all very dramatic but very evident that Kim and Kris are not right for each other. We can already see where this season is headed — divorce!
Tune in next week for an all-new episode.
— Chloe Melas