Justin Bieber Should Take Mariah Yeater's Paternity Test On 'Maury'

Fri, November 11, 2011 10:01am EDT by 14 Comments

Wouldn’t you love to see Mariah get proven wrong on national TV?

Justin Bieber, you are not the father.” I think we all know that’s how the results of Justin’s upcoming paternity test will turn out, but wouldn’t it sound so much better spoken by the King of Paternity Tests himself, Maury Povich? A producer of Maury has officially invited the Biebs to confront Mariah Yeater — the 20-year-old accusing him of fathering her three-month-old son Trystan — on the show, and I’m pretty sure that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

I realize there’s a million-to-one chance Justin would ever accept the offer — his reps have said they want to give this whole situation as little attention as possible — but I would urge him to reconsider. As a kid, one of my favorite things to do was pretend to get sick and stay home from school so I could watch Maury. So in a way, this would be like a gift to his fans! And we all know how much Justin loves his fans.

Seriously, take one look at this gif and tell me you wouldn’t love for this to go down exactly as pictured — Selena Gomez and all:

— Andy Swift