Justin Bieber Should Take Mariah Yeater's Paternity Test On 'Maury'

Fri, November 11, 2011 10:01am EDT by 14 Comments

Wouldn’t you love to see Mariah get proven wrong on national TV?

Justin Bieber, you are not the father.” I think we all know that’s how the results of Justin’s upcoming paternity test will turn out, but wouldn’t it sound so much better spoken by the King of Paternity Tests himself, Maury Povich? A producer of Maury has officially invited the Biebs to confront Mariah Yeater – the 20-year-old accusing him of fathering her three-month-old son Trystan – on the show, and I’m pretty sure that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

I realize there’s a million-to-one chance Justin would ever accept the offer — his reps have said they want to give this whole situation as little attention as possible — but I would urge him to reconsider. As a kid, one of my favorite things to do was pretend to get sick and stay home from school so I could watch Maury. So in a way, this would be like a gift to his fans! And we all know how much Justin loves his fans.

Seriously, take one look at this gif and tell me you wouldn’t love for this to go down exactly as pictured – Selena Gomez and all:

— Andy Swift

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Suzie

Posted at 12:43 AM on January 23, 2012  

if Justin doesn’t have a “cock” thanks for supporting him basically your say he’s not the baby daddy.(:

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Shaunae

Posted at 7:52 PM on January 10, 2012  

Hey guys I don’t think Justin bieber got that chock do u guys agree

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nizerria

Posted at 12:35 AM on December 4, 2011  

hi

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godieyeater

Posted at 8:39 PM on December 1, 2011  

yes because then mariah whatever would be so embarresed and in front of T.V. i wanna see her face sink bahahah

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jay

Posted at 6:40 PM on November 16, 2011  

that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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jada

Posted at 6:42 PM on November 16, 2011  

well that is not his baby good justin

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Bowan

Posted at 5:27 PM on November 13, 2011  

All I keep hearing is how its not true what if it is might be a small chance but what if shes not lieing he is a boy first star second I would hope he would man up and it might look bad for him on that show if it was true

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leslie Seelander

Posted at 2:30 AM on November 12, 2011  

The Star and the Radar and Mariah Yeater herself should be sued for distracting people’s lives.

Mariah Yeater is out there to be famous like her high school teacher said. If she really cared for her child, she would have kept everything confidential. She is the biggest drama act of this century. No ethics at all……..She probably planned this for a long time with all the news and lawyers behind her.

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Walter

Posted at 12:30 PM on November 11, 2011  

Star Mag and Radar should be on the show too…HaHaHa that is funny!
Have the editors of both websites on the show push Maury off the show
Ha funny ! And have someone else saying those words! You are charged
With sex with a minor..have her walk off in hand cuffs…what are we living
In the 90′s. Debbie Downer…

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shutup

Posted at 11:40 AM on November 11, 2011  

Nobody is talking about the Penn state scandal in this article go be a Debbie downer somewhere else. Anyways I thought this was hilarious

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Penn State sex scandal!

Posted at 11:34 AM on November 11, 2011  

Yeah and have all. 9 sex abuse victims from State Penn show their faces
And their families I.d all of them telling the world all the gory details having
That on the air would be more fun! Don’t you think! Ha what have Star
And Radar and the paternity test too they created the 2 one to. Mel
So go ahead and make a video of that too! Right,

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Ann

Posted at 11:02 AM on November 11, 2011  

The clip so freaking funny lol!!!

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Ada

Posted at 10:47 AM on November 11, 2011  

OMG that is the funniest stuff I have seen all day. Glad your putting photoshop to good use.

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nizerria

Posted at 12:37 AM on December 4, 2011  

i know right

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