'Glee' Recap: Everyone Has Sex, But You Can Barely Tell!

Wed, November 9, 2011 1:09am EDT by 5 Comments
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Did Stephenie Meyer write the ‘Glee’ sex scenes?

Glee had its big night tonight — Rachel (Lea Michele) and Finn (Cory Monteith) and Blaine (Darren Criss) and Kurt (Chris Colfer) all did the deed — but it wasn’t very sexy!

Seriously, firelight and interlocked knees? Is that what we deserve? Stephenie Meyer‘s Twilight “fade to black” scenes were better than this!

Ryan Murphy, on your other show, men dressed in rubber suits force themselves upon unsuspecting women and this is what you give us?

I know that it airs at 8PM, but come on! Kurt and Blaine’s first kiss was hotter! And McKinley High’s performances of West Side Story were more emotionally stirring!

Were you disappointed, HollywoodLifers?

– Denise Warner

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