'Glee' Recap: Everyone Has Sex, But You Can Barely Tell!

Wed, November 9, 2011 1:09am EDT by 5 Comments
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Did Stephenie Meyer write the ‘Glee’ sex scenes?

Glee had its big night tonight — Rachel (Lea Michele) and Finn (Cory Monteith) and Blaine (Darren Criss) and Kurt (Chris Colfer) all did the deed — but it wasn’t very sexy!

Seriously, firelight and interlocked knees? Is that what we deserve? Stephenie Meyer‘s Twilight “fade to black” scenes were better than this!

Ryan Murphy, on your other show, men dressed in rubber suits force themselves upon unsuspecting women and this is what you give us?

I know that it airs at 8PM, but come on! Kurt and Blaine’s first kiss was hotter! And McKinley High’s performances of West Side Story were more emotionally stirring!

Were you disappointed, HollywoodLifers?

– Denise Warner

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Kay

Posted at 11:25 AM on June 12, 2012  

I thought it was a very good episode. Rather sweet and a little sexy, but not too racy for 8pm time slot. Makes you want to keep tuning in to see how the relationship develops over time. Keep in mind, these are supposed to be teenagers, not college-age kids. Keep it PG, not X rated.

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well done

Posted at 9:04 AM on November 9, 2011  

i think it was well done and tasteful, and keep in mind that kids love glee, also cory and lea were amazing in all their scenes.
lea was a wonderful maria and naya rivera was good too.

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River

Posted at 8:11 AM on November 9, 2011  

What do you expect? It’s a network show… and For American Horror Story, that’s on FX, they are a lot more loser on their restrictions. It was supposed to be about love not ripping each others cloths off. I do think they could of done more but still, it wasn’t that bad. In my oppinon they should tag more on to the next episode. I wasn’t disapointed, but I wasn’t entirerly happy.

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William Earl

Posted at 7:08 AM on November 9, 2011  

Premarital sex is tearing this country apart — I, for one, am THRILLED that ‘Glee’ keeps smut off of the television screen!!!

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c

Posted at 12:05 PM on November 9, 2011  

let me guess.. ugly?

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