It was an all-out ‘Housewives’ smackdown on the Nov. 6 season premiere! Welcome back, ladies.
NeNe Leakes has always been relatively sane — ignoring that one time she ranted about why she’d never put maple syrup into her “vajayjay” — but on the Nov. 6 season premiere of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, she was a one-woman crazy train. And I enjoyed every minute of the ride. After a heated confrontation with fellow housewife Sheree Whitfield, NeNe’s hands spoke directly to the cameras: “I am rich, b***h! If I don’t go, you’re going to be picking that b***h off the floor and rushing her to the emergency room.”
Solidifying my love for all eternity, Sheree responded in her own confessional: “NeNe has rotten teeth. Rotten for real.”
So what were NeNe and Sheree fighting about? I don’t know, some sort of business transaction gone wrong. I wasn’t really paying attention. I was far too distracted by their beauty and intelligent discourse.
Elsewhere, Kim Zolciak — another exquisite creature — was preparing for the arrival of her offspring. With just six weeks left before she pops, Kim’s hormones were running on overdrive, and she wouldn’t stop blabbing about how attracted she is to her NFL fiancé, Kroy Jagger. (Does anyone else remember when Kim was a lesbian? Never forget!)
Honestly, Kim was kind of a big fat disappointment for me. We don’t tune into this show to see how happy these women are; we want to see them angry or miserable or singing off-key. Any of the above will do.