'Revenge' Recap: The Real Emily Thorne Is Revealed!

Thu, November 3, 2011 12:02am EDT by 1 Comment
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Plus, two male Hamptonites aren’t quite as straight as they appear — which they proved by doing the dirty. And filming it.

Pardon the pun, but Tyler (Ashton Holmes) remained a pesky thorn in Emily’s (Emily VanCamp) side on the Nov. 2 episode of Revenge, as he outed Emily and Daniel’s (Joshua Bowman) relationship to a reporter doing a big story about the Graysons’ perfect marriage. Talk about a story in need of some serious fact-checking. Oh, and speaking of outing…

Was anyone else completely blindsided by Nolan (Gabriel Mann) and Tyler’s hookup?! One minute Nolan was accusing Tyler of being a “gay hustler,” while admitting that he’s “about a three” on the Kinsey scale himself — and before you knew it, they were totally going at it on the couch. Naturally, Nolan filmed the whole naughty ordeal; and something tells me Ashley (Ashley Madekwe) will be getting a private screening very soon.

Meanwhile, Frank’s (Max Martini) quest to uncover Emily’s past led him to a strip club, where he met the real Emily Thorne. Ever the eager beaver, Frank wasted no time calling Victoria (Madeleine Stowe) to share the news — but he definitely didn’t count on “Emily” creeping up behind him with a metal bar. Rest in peace, ya creep!

Since we have to wait 14 excruciatingly painful days for another new episode, let’s pass the time with a little theorizing: Will stripper Emily be a friend to our Emily, or a foe? How will Nolan use his sex tape to his advantage? And when will Jack (Nick Wechsler) just give up already? Seriously…

Hit the comments with your best ideas!

— Andy Swift

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