Things That Lasted Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage

Mon, October 31, 2011 8:13pm EDT by 19 Comments
Kim Kardashian Divorce

Kim’s marital bliss was cut short before she even celebrated her three month anniversary with NBA player Kris Humphries! Check out what recent events lasted longer than Kim’s whirlwind marriage.

For most couples, two months into a marriage is still the “honeymoon phase”, but for Kim Kardashian 72 days is time to sign the divorce papers! Just three weeks ago, E! aired the Kardashian wedding special that featured Kim’s fairytale wedding to NBA star Kris Humphries, and now the reality starlet is already giving up on her happily ever after.

With all the drama circulating the couple’s drama between family members and living arrangements, the divorce isn’t that shocking. But no one expected the reality royal couple to call it quits this soon! Check out a list of popular events we accumulated that lasted longer than Kim’s dream marriage.

  1. Teen bride Courtney Stodden‘s marriage to actor Doug Hutchinson.
  2. 17-year-old Justin Bieber‘s relationship with teen queen Selena Gomez.
  3. The NBA lockout.
  4. The Twilight saga showmance between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.
  5. Kristen and Rob’s parenting of Bear.
  6. The entire theatrical run of this summer’s release of Crazy, Stupid Love.
  7. The average lifespan of a gold fish.
  8. Pregnancy rumors circling around Jessica Simpson — who is now, of course, pregnant.
Tell us what you think about Kim’s quick trip from vision in white to single lady. Do you know of any more fun events that lasted longer than Kim’s marriage?

Nicole Fukuoka

More Kim & Kris News!

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  2. Why Kim Kardashian Should Have Gone To Marriage Counseling!
  3. Kim Kardashian: Don’t Divorce Kris Humphries — Get Counseling!

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Liam

Posted at 2:03 AM on November 30, 2011  

A fruit roll up…

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lynni

Posted at 5:42 PM on November 2, 2011  

I hope she has 15 more weddings that cost that much:)

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Elijah Hunter

Posted at 4:10 PM on November 2, 2011  

The std’s people are getting on occupy wall street

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Elijah Hunter

Posted at 4:07 PM on November 2, 2011  

Kim’s sextape with Ray Jay

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Elijah Hunter

Posted at 4:06 PM on November 2, 2011  

Kris Jenner’s problem with pissing on herself lasted longer than her marriage(Not an event ,but it was broadcast on their show for a long period of time)

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Irvin

Posted at 11:35 PM on November 1, 2011  

A midgets dick.

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Sharon from Sydney Australia

Posted at 9:55 PM on November 1, 2011  

1) Bruce Jenners decathalon
2) The Tour De France
3) The presidential election
4) The winter
5) My last hair dye

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LuLu

Posted at 8:19 PM on November 1, 2011  

The list of people invited to her wedding

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david

Posted at 5:56 PM on November 1, 2011  

THE PAUSE AFTER DORA ASKS A QUESTION

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genie

Posted at 5:00 PM on November 1, 2011  

Things that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian wedding
Khloe ‘s Wedding
Rob on DWTS
Reggie Bush,Miles Austin etc BaHaaaaaa

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Kevin

Posted at 9:02 AM on November 1, 2011  

Things longer than Kim Kardashian’s marriage:

Lindsay Lohan’s lines of coke!

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catwizard152

Posted at 8:34 AM on November 1, 2011  

Things that lasted longer than Kim K. marriage:
Theatrical run of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow’s – Part 2
Their wedding planning
HL’s obsession with Twilight, R-Patz and Kristen Stew.
Time for me to read a book (I’m an extremely slow reader)

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It Doesn't Matter

Posted at 6:39 AM on November 1, 2011  

5 additional things:
1) Kim’s first marriage (hey, it was 4 years! who knew!?)
2) Kim’s career (going on 5 years now)
3) Hollywood Life’s endless coverage of EVERYTHING Kim Kardashian related
4) R-Patz’s pained expressions as Edward when he’s kissing Bella
5) Kris Humphries remaining jobless due to the NBA lockout

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Sue Anders

Posted at 3:56 AM on November 1, 2011  

sorry typo – Lady Gaga

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Sue Anders

Posted at 3:52 AM on November 1, 2011  

5 More Things That Lasted Longer Than Kim and Kris’s Marriage:

1. The average life of a flea (under ideal conditions)
2. Lacy Gaga’s meat outfit
3. Donald Trump’s hairspray
4. About the same time as three butterflies lives (added together).
5. The time it took Kim to count the money she made from her Wedding.

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AJ

Posted at 1:23 AM on November 1, 2011  

Things that lasted longer than Kim K’s marriage:

1. The NFL lockout
2.vanilla Ice’s career
3. Sea monkeys
And I’m pretty sure the flavor in a stick of juicy fruit ;-) lol

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Danno

Posted at 12:56 AM on November 1, 2011  

Steve Jobs after he uttered, “Oh Wow, Oh Wow, Oh Wow.”

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Saint Charbel

Posted at 10:23 PM on October 31, 2011  

The short skirt of a poor prostitute on Halloween night was longer than her marriage.

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N.H

Posted at 8:32 PM on October 31, 2011  

Rebecca Black’s Career :D

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