Warning: This Charlie Brown parody will disturb your inner-child in sexy, unimaginable ways. Enjoy!
Only the genetically perfect cast of MTV’s Teen Wolf could manage to turn the Peanuts gang into depraved, sex-crazed lunatics — not that I’m complaining. Tyler Hoechlin, Colton Haynes, Dylan O’Brien and Holland Roden star in a brand-new video for FunnyOrDie.com that not only explores Charlie Brown’s psychotic side, but also wrecks my innocence with one single line: “Ready to show me your… great pumpkin?” (Gulp.)
Another personal favorite quote goes down (pun intended) during a discussion about bobbing for apples: “Yeah, Lucy, you should be good at that,” Tyler (as Schroder) says. “You’ve got the perfect mouth for it.”
The gang is going to need so much therapy after this. Lucy might want to consider raising her rate to at least 50 cents an hour.
CLICK HERE to watch Blockhead’s Revenge, part of John Carpenter‘s Funny or Die Halloween, below: