Teen Bride Courtney Stodden Deserved To Be Thrown Out Of A Pumpkin Patch!

Someone throw a blanket over oversexed teen bride Courtney, 17, who invaded a kid hot spot with horny husband, Doug Hutchinson, and dressed and behaved X-rated!

Come on Michelle Bachman and Rick Perry, if you’re really concerned about morals in this country stop fixating on cancer-preventing vaccines for girls, AND the Presidents’ birth certificate.

If anyone deserves a finger wagging it’s Courtney, the 16-year-old bride, now 17, who turned up at the Lombardi Pumpkin Patch in Santa Clarita Valley in a pair of butt-cheek revealing Daisy Duke denim shorts, an amped-up cleavage-exposing midriff top and white high heeled boots.

She and her frisky husband then got busy PDA-ing with barely dressed Courtney wrapping her legs around Doug‘s waist and playfully fondling completely innocent pumpkins.

No wonder Courtney and Doug were asked to leave the patch after parents shopping fully dressed with their kids were offended by the couples bedroom behavior.

“They were asked politely to leave as their public displays of affection were over the top”, Adria Fauldoner , owner of the pumpkin patch told Hollywoodlife.com exclusively. ” They were distracting other families that were at the pumpkin ranch. It was overboard how they were acting and it was extremely uncomfortable for everyone who was there. They originally left without incident but then stayed in the parking lot for a long time.”

The pair wouldn’t vacate the premises as asked , so to the highway patrol was called, says Fauldoner. ” The police forced them to leave because they were still taking pictures,making out and acting weird.”

I bet! Can you imagine if Courtney wasn’t married to Doug – with her parents permission – how disgustingly creepy this would be. The girl is underage!

She’s younger than Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato. If any of that trio were behaving like this, people would be up in arms.

I think it’s beyond sad that Courtney is sexually exploiting herself with her parents and husband acting as enablers, all in the hopes of getting a reality show.

Before hitting the patch, Stodden tweeted “Ready to hit the hot & heavy hay this afternoon in preparation for Halloween-YEEHAW!”

Well Courtney – you may have hit the hay, but your behavior is NOT hot!

–Bonnie Fuller

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This is not sexy or cute most of all appropriate for public behavior .this is sad and pathetic ..I’m lost for word’s and disgusted that this is our future .

I am not certain she is really a high school aged girl. However, if she is, it is beyond sad. Her youth is gone, stolen, and she has been programed to think this is how a woman goes about getting fame, and how a young lady is to dress and conduct herself. I can only hope that the life yet ahead of her brings her to the conclusion that she is worth more than just an image or a headline. That she can make a real contribution in the world beyond this. I fear if she doesn’t, it will lead to a downward spiral we have sadly seen in so many young people in the media glare.

I can’t believe this tramp showed up dressed like the photo to a families place of business, to buy a pumpkin. No wonder she was shown the door. Just when you think you’ve seen and heard it all.

She’s young and naive. Oversexed and inappropriate? Yes. Do I blame her? Not really. How can her fossil of ha husband condone her behavior?! Shame on HIM. You want to act that way? go buy a pile of pumpkins and get your deranged fetishes going in you own bedroom.

ps: Leave the trashy hooker boots in the closet. They’re tacky and don’t even match your outfit.

Can’t believe that he thinks that there isn’t anything wrong with this he is as disgusting as her and her family!

I don’t want to hate or anything but she looks as though she is 40 years old. The amount of plastic surgery she has done on her breast and face is disgusting. If I was going to marry a 50 year old at 16 my mum would kick the shidiz out of me. Yet my mum raised someone that is 18 and knows better than to whore it up like a 40 year old porn star. Her self esteem is at an all time low clearly.

Miley Cyrus as done somethings when she was younger but at least she isn’t a breast implant, lip plumping, 40 year old looking trainer trash whore! I can’t believe she is 17, she is a year younger than me and possibly experienced to the max, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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LOL — a blind man can see right through that girl’s phony behavior.
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She’s such an awful actress … that she actually practices … during her interviews … in front of her husband (& the world) … how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later.
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She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant … ‘bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER.
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Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may secretly be … the ‘prom-night bathroom-stall’ baby of … famous televangelist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?
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Come on … just admit it … they both look a lot alike –especially ‘around the eyes’. LOL.

You do realize printing these pictures is exactly what they want?

these two are repulsive and creepy. he, of course, being the worse of the two… she’s just dumb and naive, despite looking like a hardened street whore who would have more sense. disgusting.