You’re trashy, you’re classless,” “you’re a pig slut,” “whore,” these are just a few of the insults that the nutso Richards sisters sling at clueless Brandi Glanville on last night’s episode.
But speaking of who’s classless. No one who screams profanities at another woman at an “ames night” party ranks in the classy department themselves.
And what provoked this string of epithets plus the vicious Kyle and Kim, leaping out of their chairs at Dana Wilkey‘s party, in the first place?
It all started with Kyle needling Brandi for not reprimanding her six-year-old son, Jake, for peeing on Adrienne Maloof‘s lawn at her pool party/barbeque — in a previous episode.
“I really don’t think that’s a bad thing,” responded dumbo Brandi.
“Well,” replied snippy Kyle. “I’m sure where you’re from, it’s not.”
“I don’t have 85 nannies!” Brandi sniped back. “What am I supposed to do? Catch his piss with my f*****g hand?!”
Then Brandi dropped the bombs that made the Richards sisters go REALLY crazy!
“Your sister (Kim) has been in the bathroom since she got here! She’s wasted!” Followed by: “At least I don’t do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long!”
That’s when all hell broke loose! It took Taylor Armstrong standing between Brandi on one side and Kim and Kyle on the other to prevent a Jersey Shore – style girl fist fight.
“No one is hurting anyone in this house,” Taylor screamed. These other girls make her look like the sane grown-up in the room.
Meanwhile Dana just acts like NOTHING has happened? Is she on some kind of medication too?
“Everyone’s intense. Don’t take it personally,” she tells a dumbfounded Brandi, after the Richards sisters head for the door.
The ladies’ games night has now ended in an all – out catastrophe. Why these women keep getting together, I don’t know. Every party ends in tears and insults.
But I did love when Adrienne Maloof found out what happened. She coolly revealed that “I certainly wasn’t upset (about the pee). I have three little boys and I’m sure at one time, they did the same thing.” Love that, Adrienne.
The most entertaining part of the episode after this jaw-dropping opener was Lisa and daughter Pandora Vanderpump‘s meeting with wedding planner to the stars, Kevin Lee.
Lee, the real life inspiration for Martin Short‘s character, Franck Eggelhoffer, in Father of the Bride, swishes about Lisa Vanderpump’s acreage and pronounces ” I love this place,” then tells Lisa that it will cost $1 million for Pandora’s wedding.
Even though Lisa gasps and says she won’t spend over $150,000 she announces she’ll hire affected Kevin nevertheless because she hears “he’s the best in Beverly Hills.”
Replies Kevin — “It’s Beverly Hills darling. Chi, chi, chi, chi!”
That’ll be one wedding I’d LOVE to go to!
The question is: will Lisa invite “trailer trash” Brandi Glanville and will she get into hand-to-hand combat with the Richards sisters in the middle of the dance floor? Stay tuned!
— Bonnie Fuller
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