'RHOBH' Recap: Brandi Glanville & Kyle Richards BOTH Act Like “Trailer Trash” As Insults Fly!

Tue, October 18, 2011 12:07pm EST by 3 Comments

You’re trashy, you’re classless,” “you’re a pig slut,” “whore,” these are just a few of the insults that the nutso Richards sisters sling at clueless Brandi Glanville on last night’s episode.

But speaking of who’s classless. No one who screams profanities at another woman at an “ames night” party  ranks in the classy department themselves.

And what provoked this string of epithets plus the vicious Kyle and Kim, leaping out of their chairs at Dana Wilkey‘s party, in the first place?

It all started with Kyle needling Brandi for not reprimanding her six-year-old son, Jake, for peeing on Adrienne Maloof‘s lawn at her pool party/barbeque — in a previous episode.

“I really don’t think that’s a bad thing,” responded dumbo Brandi.

“Well,” replied snippy Kyle. “I’m sure where you’re from, it’s not.”

“I don’t have 85 nannies!” Brandi sniped back. “What am I supposed to do? Catch his piss with my f*****g hand?!”

Then Brandi dropped the bombs that made the Richards sisters go REALLY crazy!

“Your sister (Kim) has been in the bathroom since she got here! She’s wasted!” Followed by: “At least I don’t do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long!”

That’s when all hell broke loose! It took Taylor Armstrong standing between Brandi on one side and Kim and Kyle on the other to prevent a Jersey Shore – style girl fist fight.

“No one is hurting anyone in this house,” Taylor screamed. These other girls make her look like the sane grown-up in the room.

Meanwhile Dana  just acts like NOTHING has happened? Is she on some kind of medication too?

“Everyone’s intense. Don’t take it personally,” she tells a dumbfounded Brandi, after the Richards sisters head for the door.

The ladies’ games night has now ended in an all – out catastrophe. Why these women keep getting together, I don’t know. Every party ends in tears and insults.

But I did love when Adrienne Maloof found out what happened. She coolly revealed that “I certainly wasn’t upset (about the pee). I have three little boys and I’m sure at one time, they did the same thing.” Love that, Adrienne.

The most entertaining part of the episode after this jaw-dropping opener was Lisa and daughter Pandora Vanderpump‘s meeting with wedding planner to the stars, Kevin Lee.

Lee, the real life inspiration for Martin Short‘s character, Franck Eggelhoffer, in Father of the Bride, swishes about Lisa Vanderpump’s acreage and pronounces ” I love this place,” then tells Lisa that it will cost $1 million for Pandora’s wedding.

Even though Lisa gasps and says she won’t spend over $150,000 she announces she’ll hire affected Kevin nevertheless because she hears “he’s the best in Beverly Hills.”

Replies Kevin — “It’s Beverly Hills darling. Chi, chi, chi, chi!”

That’ll be one wedding I’d LOVE to go to!

The question is: will Lisa invite “trailer trash” Brandi Glanville and will she get into hand-to-hand combat with the Richards sisters in the middle of the dance floor? Stay tuned!

— Bonnie Fuller

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  3. Demi’s Revenge On Joe Jonas!



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lisa new york

Posted at 4:23 PM on October 26, 2011  

I thought the treatment of Brandi was terrible..it was all Kim’s fault..she set the tone of how things were gonna go with her negative comment about not liking Brandi..so that is an appropriate reaction from Brandi..then to hide her crutches was extremely immature of Kim..Kim owes Brandi a huge apology!! Doesn’t matter what Brandi said because she was mistreated from the start..she was just giving her opinion after Kim gave hers..works both ways Kim..get a grip!

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Posted at 8:27 AM on October 19, 2011  

Jake is only 4 yrs old, not 6. Team Brandi!

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Posted at 3:58 PM on October 18, 2011  

i don’t know the lead up to kyle being so uncomfortable with brandi, but clearly the richards girls were at fault- kyle’s retelling of the story to her friends was far from the complete story. kim and kyle were being ridiculous mean girls, but nobody dares to call out kim’s substance abuse and bizarre behavior- certainly not her sister, nor the rest of them who don’t want to be dragged into the brawls that were going on last year. but kim and kyle looked evil together. the idea that kyle had to go to the bathroom and monitor kim (who nevertheless got her private moments upon insistance) is absurd. kim is a train wreck, and i don’t care if she’s on legal prescriptions or not— she was abusing something that night. kyle doesn’t even know what normal is anymore b/c she’s so involved in hiding and facilitating kim’s substance abuse. dana is a fool who was just so ridiculously trying to get in with that crowd. interesting person to throw in the mix- entertaining at least. taylor looks awful. there is no way in hell that woman is only 40 years old. i know she was going through some stuff, but she really looks haggard and unhealthy, hair and face. i’d put her at 47 or 48. at least. most of what brandi says (pretending the pee on the lawn wasn’t mortifying) is just defense-mechanism. last but not least, kyle was beyond bully and into trashy for criticizing brandi’s parenting. way out of line. any mom will agree. the richards girls are jealous of brandi- that is clear.

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