'Jersey Shore' Recap: Mike 'The Situation' Says He's Quitting The Show!

Fri, October 14, 2011 10:13am EDT by 4 Comments
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Mike is getting on everyone’s nerves and Deena won’t stop trying to sleep with Pauly D. — are these two the most annoying cast members ever?

Jersey Shore in Italy might as well have been renamed to “Sex, Fighting and More Sex.” The Oct. 13 episode of the over-the-top MTV reality show showed another horrible side of Mike The Situation — this guy just doesn’t get it.

The first thing I’d like to point out is poor Pauly D. He is under attack from the ultimate meatball — Deena! That girl will not stop trying to “smush” him and in order to avoid her crawling into his bed, he had to bring home grenades! Yup, he is forced to have sex with tons of women in order to keep himself from sleeping with Deena. Tough life!

When the cast goes to a club, Mike picks a fight with a huge group of locals. He starts screaming at them and hurling slurs, and the group starts screaming “shame, shame, shame.” Finally someone put Mike in his place. That guy is an embarrassment and I’m ashamed he’s over in Italy representing Americans — truly.

The cast heads back to their Italian mansion, and Snooki and Deena decide to get into the hot tub and stay in there until 6am! Who doesn’t love two meatballs getting all pruney?! We know Pauly isn’t into it!

But Snooki is most likely hiding out since she flashed her va-jay-jay at the club, once again! And she wonders why her boyfriend Gianni left her?! JWoww and Sammi have finally had enough of Snooki’s immature ways and they decide that they have the most in common and go off by themselves. That won’t last.

The ungrateful bunch have their final Sunday dinner together and they spend the entire time talking about how much they miss Jersey and going tanning. But then Mike drops the bomb that he most likely will not go to film season five at the Jersey Shore house. Yup, poor Mikey. The guidos and guidettes aren’t buying it and they don’t beg him to say.

Tune in next week Oct. 20 for the Jersey Shore season finale!

— Chloe Melas

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