I Hope Nancy Grace Gets The Boot On 'DWTS' Tonight!

Tue, October 11, 2011 1:46pm EDT by 3 Comments

As her scores continue to drop, I’d really like to see Nancy try to fart her way out of this mess!

I hope Nancy Grace savored every minute of her paso doble on the Oct. 10 episode of Dancing with the Stars – because after tonight’s elimination round, she may never dance again! Nancy tied with Chaz Bono and Chynna Phillips for the second-lowest score last night, squeaking out a measly 21 out of 30 from the judges; and without an awkward bodily function to drum up buzz, I have a feeling America drop her like a bad habit. [Insert fart joke here.]

In past weeks, Nancy has managed to overshadow her low scores with outlandish gimmicks. First came the epic nip slip, which she quickly denied, claiming it was actually a flower petal from her costume. This was followed by the fart heard ’round the world, which she also denied, blaming it on her poor dance partner Tristan MacManus.

But the time for farts and nips is long gone. Unless Carson Kressley gets voted off tonight — though I sincerely hope he doesn’t, because he’s single-handedly keeping the satin suit jacket industry afloat — it’ll be curtains for Miz Grace.

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Posted at 9:35 PM on November 1, 2011  

This is just a comment I need to say…I honestly dont see why Nancy Grace has gotten past the first night. She has no dancing skills, she is such a klunker. The other couple can dance like, J.R. Martine, Cheryl..they float on their feet. Nancy feet are too big. She needs to go home and let the twins go to dancing lessons, so at least there is someone in the household who can dance. And she is advertising on her show, which should not be allowed. I honestly dont know why she is still n the show.

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