'Jersey Shore' Recap: Snooki Gets Hysterical After Jionni Dumps Her For Flashing Her Vajay At The Club!

Fri, September 23, 2011 9:04am EST by 2 Comments

Snooki has been waiting weeks for her boyfriend to visit her in Italy but he stayed less than 24 hours because he broke up with her! Do you think he overreacted?!

Snooki is single once again! After doing her best to behave, minus making out with girls and getting obliterated night after night — it appears all of Snooki’s “good girl” ways have gone to waste. The Sept. 22 episode of Jersey Shore ended in tears once again but this time it wasn’t Sammi. Snooki pulled up her dress and her “kooka” did the rest.

We all know that Jionni can’t stand Snooki’s out-of-control ways but this time the little pickle lover really did take it too far. Snooki got so drunk that she hiked up her itty bitty pink dress a bit too far and exposed her vajay-jay. This caused Jionni to freak out. Rightfully so. Jionni stormed out and left Snooki to cry and roll around on the cobble stoned streets of the sleepy Italian town. But let’s assume no one got a wink that night.

JWoww tried to calm Snooki down but instead Snooki started saying horrible things to her as mascara and false eyelashes streamed down her face. When Snooki finally made it home she confronted Jionni who told her that “we’re done … you’re single.” Wow, the kid flies 10 hours to dump her within the first 24?

Snooki climbs into bed, still crying, while Jionni quietly packs his things and leaves. Lucky for him there wasn’t much to pack since he hadn’t even opened his suitcase. Snooki woke up from her tear stained slumber to race down the stairs in an attempt to stop Jionni from leaving —  but alas, she was too late.

Snooki is single, and Jionni is headed back to Seaside, NJ., where he can find a classy girl.

Tune in next week to see if Jionni and Snooki make up!

— Chloe Melas

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Sosad

Posted at 3:42 PM on September 24, 2011  

I actually feel sorry for her. She has attachment/abandonment issues and self medicates and pushes people away before they have a chance to reject her. Sea kelp, Snooki. :-)

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sam

Posted at 11:10 AM on September 23, 2011  

i would dump her too…trash

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