Charlie Sheen Roast: How The Troubled Actor Responded To Harsh Jokes At His Expense!

Tue, September 20, 2011 11:17am EST by 2 Comments
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Charlie took his roast in stride, saying he knows how ‘lucky’ he really is.

Actors and comedian lined up to take shots at Charlie Sheen but he just laughed it all off. (Warning: Explicit Language In Video!)

Ending the night with a speech of his own, Charlie addressed his troubles and added, “I realized just how lucky I am because even after all that, I still have a family that loves me. That’s why they aren’t here tonight.”

“They’ve seen me in jail. They’ve seen me rushed to emergency rooms. They’ve seen me dragged into court. But seeing me on basic cable would kill them,” he continued. “But I know that my family will always be there for me. So what I’m trying to say, I’m done with the ‘winning’ because I’ve already won.”

“This roast may be over, but I’m Charlie Sheen and in here, in here burns an eternal fire. I just have to remember to keep it away from a crack pipe,” the actor finished.

We’re glad he had a sense of humor about the entire thing, because some of the night’s jokes were really mean!

Seth MacFarlane quipped: ““Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve [had sex with], it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.”

Kate Walsh scored a zinger as well. ““It’s amazing — after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.”

But the biggest slam may have come from comedian Amy Shumer. “You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.”

What do you think, HollywoodLifers, did Charlie handle it well?

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joanna_revil

Posted at 12:47 PM on September 20, 2011  

I got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for.I use.
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steph heagney

Posted at 2:05 PM on January 1, 2012  

How did you manage to accomplish this? I’d love to be able to afford a new TV.

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