'Jersey Shore' Recap: Ronnie & Sammi Get Back Together! Will It Tear The House Apart For Good?

Thu, September 8, 2011 11:15pm EST by 1 Comment

The last episode had Mike bashing his head into a cement wall — but now it’s back to hell with more Sammi and Ronnie drama!

It really is like groundhog’s day at the Jersey Shore house. Each week I wait for something different but it never changes. The Sept. 8 proved to me that Sammi and Ronnie have truly lost their minds.

Some say that the definition of being insane is doing the same thing over and over hoping for a different result. This is Sammi and Ronnie to a T! The couple break up all of the time and until this episode, they were broken up. Yes, they tried to get back together but then another fight caused Mike to end up in the hospital.

Needless to say, these two are toxic and it’s tearing the house a part. Poor Vinny even sat Ronnie and Sammi down and told them that their fighting is affecting the house badly.

Mike is still running around in his neck brace and being totally dramatic. Little does he know the entire house is making fun of him behind his back — some best friend’s right?!

The rest of the episode surprisingly focused on Snooki’s problems with Gianni. It turns out he’s pretty controlling and wants to tell Snooki what to do. He even told her that she embarasses him. Wow!

This has the entire house really angry and they aren’t looking forward to him coming to visit the next week. I don’t blame them, the kid sounds like a tool.

I want more excursions and less relationship drama. Also, Mike is getting more and more crazy — you can see it in his eyes. Snooki was right, what a “weirdo”!

Tune in next week for an all-new episode!

— Chloe Melas