Robert Pattinson's Classic Haircut Gets An Obituary — Too Funny Or Too Much?

Wed, August 3, 2011 2:42pm EDT by 2 Comments

One grooming expert is very upset by Rob’s new cut and calls the dearly-departed mane ‘godlike’ — do you agree?

Perhaps the most notable attribute of Robert Pattinson is his head of hair, but he recently shocked fans by cutting it awkwardly for his new role in Cosmopolis. One noted style writer is so upset by the change that he commemorated the classic Rob haircut with an obituary!

The article, written by GQ grooming editor Andrew Richdale, says Rob, 25, had hair that was “godlike” and “forever young” — and describes what he loved about it in vivid detail.

“I watched Pattinson’s mane grow and evolve over the course of its few short years with us,” he wrote. “At times it was a pompadour of restrained heights. At others, it was a finger-messed mop of prophetically tousled matter. In its last days it was quieter and more subdued, short and textured with an oily sheen of immortal glory. Of course, its days were numbered.”

We TOTALLY agree. What do you think, HollywoodLifers — can you still love Rob in spite of his ridiculous haircut?

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gabi

Posted at 10:45 PM on August 3, 2011  

Hair grows…how stupid for you , to write something like that…just say Rob and there you have it….10000000000 Hits on your sorry webpage..well done , great marketing..poor Journalism….now go…laugh at the way to the Bank…by the way ,they will get YOU in the END…the Bankers

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ILOVECHRISBROWN

Posted at 8:49 PM on August 3, 2011  

wow this was so stupid.. do lyk hys shirt ses nd get off his dik!!

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