Joan Rivers Disses Robert Pattinson! She Says He's 'Pasty', 'Mumbles', And Has 'Poor Hygiene!'!

Tue, August 2, 2011 7:23pm EST by 71 Comments
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Her daughter Melissa joins the assualt and says Rob needs to ‘take a bath’! Ladies, you are being way too harsh!

Joan Rivers has a reputation in Hollywood for ripping on celebrities, but this time she has gone too far! The TV personality along with her daughter Melissa Rivers went on the offensive, and launched an all out attack on Robert Pattinson.

“I just don’t understand the appeal with this man! He is pasty, he mumbles when he talks, he is notorious, as Melissa pointed out, for poor hygiene,” exclaimed Joan on E!’s Fashion Police via spunk-ransom.

Joan was referring to a picture of Rob at a Comic Con panel sporting his new half-done do from Cosmopolis.We know she’s not in the age range of most Robsessed fans, but she could at least appreciate his good looks. To make matters worse, Joan wasn’t the only one ripping on R-Patz. Melissa claimed he was a bad influence on her son and was in need of a scrubbing!

“I am just fearful when I see this, I have a ten year old son and whenever this movie is a hit, they are all going to want to shave half their heads. Its like please… also TAKE A BATH!” said Melissa.

Those are fighting words! We’re sure most of you ladies don’t have a problem with Rob’s hygiene and we want to hear what you have to say about Joan’s opinion on America’s biggest hear throb. So all you Team Edwards, Twilight Moms, and Robsessed fans sound off and tell us if you think Joan went too far?

Nicole Fukuoka

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