Joan Rivers Disses Robert Pattinson! She Says He's 'Pasty', 'Mumbles', And Has 'Poor Hygiene!'!

Tue, August 2, 2011 7:23pm EST by 71 Comments
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Her daughter Melissa joins the assualt and says Rob needs to ‘take a bath’! Ladies, you are being way too harsh!

Joan Rivers has a reputation in Hollywood for ripping on celebrities, but this time she has gone too far! The TV personality along with her daughter Melissa Rivers went on the offensive, and launched an all out attack on Robert Pattinson.

“I just don’t understand the appeal with this man! He is pasty, he mumbles when he talks, he is notorious, as Melissa pointed out, for poor hygiene,” exclaimed Joan on E!’s Fashion Police via spunk-ransom.

Joan was referring to a picture of Rob at a Comic Con panel sporting his new half-done do from Cosmopolis.We know she’s not in the age range of most Robsessed fans, but she could at least appreciate his good looks. To make matters worse, Joan wasn’t the only one ripping on R-Patz. Melissa claimed he was a bad influence on her son and was in need of a scrubbing!

“I am just fearful when I see this, I have a ten year old son and whenever this movie is a hit, they are all going to want to shave half their heads. Its like please… also TAKE A BATH!” said Melissa.

Those are fighting words! We’re sure most of you ladies don’t have a problem with Rob’s hygiene and we want to hear what you have to say about Joan’s opinion on America’s biggest hear throb. So all you Team Edwards, Twilight Moms, and Robsessed fans sound off and tell us if you think Joan went too far?

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karen

Posted at 8:01 AM on August 5, 2011  

joan will never change,and her daughter is a mini her.Rob is just fine as he can be,look who is by his side beautiful kristen.yes kristen most people think you are hot…sorry to say my dear YOUR ARE…..but also in a very natural way,so is Rob.I love the way you two dress,natural,down to earth.I was a product of the 70’s and also a aires and i dressed any way I wanted,I had hair past my butt,never wore make up and perfume and there were times I got made fun of in school,it just made realize how many jealous,hateful people that are in this world.My theory was deep down they wish that they had the balls to be them selves,but they did’nt.I sit here and I have to say I have not change,I am still true to myself so please you do the same,both of you.Peace and love to you two and both of your families,p.s.give bear a big hug and kiss and go buy him the coolest bandana you can find for him,after all he is your baby.Luv from some hippie that the books and the movies you two portray Bella and Edward brought joy and happiness into my life for being such a good love story.P.S In case someone out there is going to tell me to get a live I have a good live with my family,friends and animals,a girl can’t ask for more..

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Robertlover

Posted at 8:00 AM on August 5, 2011  

Shut up you haters! Joan has just making war with Robert’s fans! If you love Robert then you need to watch his funny videos here funnyrobert.co.cc

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iamkrismarie

Posted at 6:44 PM on August 4, 2011  

TO Joan and Melissa:

You know what? you’re just jealous of their fame that’s why you’re making this up, maybe you don’t have anything to write on about and that’s why you’re messing Rob’s life. Just get over it, you won’t get FAME for destroying other’s REPUTATION!!!

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damned

Posted at 10:12 PM on August 4, 2011  

they can’t hear you, nor do they care about your 2 cent worth.

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GET BETTER INFORMED

Posted at 2:12 PM on August 4, 2011  

To Snappy:…its not only twilight u a.ho…hes making a lot of movies, so hes carreer is getting only bigger not in the toilet as you say, perhaps you should get better informed… and for Joan and Melissa, are u to totally insane to talk about Rob like that, i mean he has like thousands of fans, and you, well youre only getting older and not so much respected by any one.. its a pitty u take every little joke he says as the truth, he jokes about everything, and the shower thing was one of the first ones… i dont understand why to have a rating at your show u have to be so mean and a be%$#$%….it must suck to be you.

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twlight true fan

Posted at 12:03 PM on August 4, 2011  

you haters and sstuip people all of you that hate robert pattinson you don’t pay his bills for him and how would youall must be sleeping with him to know that he does’t shower

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snappy

Posted at 3:34 AM on August 4, 2011  

does anybody worthy, even give a flip about robert pattinson? once twilight is over, his carrer is in the toliet.

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jen

Posted at 4:40 AM on August 4, 2011  

well, that’s probably 100% true for THOSE who are LAZY, BUT for a hardworking actor like Robert Pattinson who btw has a big solid fan base, its 100% WRONG!!

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jen

Posted at 2:32 AM on August 4, 2011  

By the way, Joane, Rob, is just trying to cover his perfection with his grungy clothes, while you are trying to cover your monkeyish frame with perfect clothes!! AND for you Melissa, dont worry about your son seeing Cosmopolia, because if we ever see even a trace of plastic factory in any of the theaters comes 2012 trust us we will deliver him in your plastic doorstep ASAP!!

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jen

Posted at 10:11 PM on August 3, 2011  

WOW! The great grandma of all the undead has spoken!! LOL!! The side effect of too much plastics in one’s body I guessed!!!

JOOOAANNE!! Focus, focus!! Don’t let jealousy make you more ugly!! The thing is even you wash your hair or take a bath a thousand times it won’t erase what’s the real YOU!! You are Joane Rivers, the Queen of all plastics and grafted skin on Earth!! YOU will never be like Kristen Stewart!! LOL! AND you can never make money same as Robert Pattinson does!!

AND to your TROLL daughter, her fashion is horrible!! There’s a saying that “NO MATTER HOW YOU DRESS A MONKEY, ITS STILL A MONKEY! Your a jealous donkey Melissa, because no matter what you do, you can’t and you can never seat on that sparkly prick!!!

AND The next time you want a rate for you, please, don’t pick on Rob!!

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shania

Posted at 8:00 PM on August 3, 2011  

She was just talking about how gorgeous he was now your dissing him. WHO the HELL are you Joan. He makes more money then her she is just jealous because people actually want to his movies. I bet if Rob had his own show it would be hit. Joan you need to watch out before twilight fans attack and when we do we don’t STOP until the job is DONE!!!

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Abby

Posted at 6:02 PM on August 3, 2011  

I think thy went too far. For one, he has said that he does indeed shower. He was just joking and the media took it too far. He has a different sense of humor obviously. He has more of a British humor. His other cast members have said that he smells fine. Also, the hair seriously? It’s not like he wants it that way. It’s for a movie and I’m sure he would change it and if he doesn’t get over it. He can still have individuality. Pasty? Really? Do they not understand that he was filming the Twilight Saga therefore getting a tan was bad? They should watch Water for Elephants. Not so pasty there. Lastly the mumbling. Seriously? Not everyone is comfortable in front of a lot of people. They should just grow up.

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maya

Posted at 6:01 PM on August 3, 2011  

excuse me a big star you got to be joking

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barbara quinn

Posted at 5:07 PM on August 3, 2011  

It was quite amusing to hear Joan Rivers and her spawn diss RPatz. Perhaps she should look in the mirror and see what a horror movie her face looks like from all of her cosmetic surgeries! She is so common, it really isn’t funny. Hey Joan, you were funny years ago, but you just aren’t that good anymore. At least Robert Pattinson is educated, which is more than I can say for you and your bubbleheaded princess. Get a life plastic face!

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Terry Gouin

Posted at 5:04 PM on August 3, 2011  

More than one of his co-stars has mentioned his poor hygiene, not to mention the crew on the different Twilight movies. He himself says he never uses shampoo on his hair….I think he is very handsome but let’s be honest the boy probably stinks. On the other hand it isn’t my problem.

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P

Posted at 2:25 AM on August 4, 2011  

I’m sorry but your comment is somewhat ridiculous , it was joke about the shower thing and not washing the hair , but here we are gullible , it seems we believe anything an actor or a gossip site says as truth . I guess if he said he was a crack addict everyone would believe that also . People have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever ,also quick to be judgemental about others …. So sad !!

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LB

Posted at 4:27 PM on August 3, 2011  

I don’t know who this old woman is but she needs a mirror to look to herself before to talk about others…

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Go Joan

Posted at 3:50 PM on August 3, 2011  

Totally agree with Joan rivers!!

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pau

Posted at 2:06 PM on August 3, 2011  

who the hell do they think they are? before they judge others, they should judge themselves too, and wow? FASHION POLICE?! yeah ryt, they should be guilty for being malfashioned! F**K YOU AS*HOLES!! GO ROB! i still love you <3

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kurt

Posted at 1:58 PM on August 3, 2011  

to: “of course she is”, Paula and Claire ( you are probably the same person anyway) so how many Facelifts and Injection did you have …not feeling good in your insecure Body….because to have a Plastic fake person as your Hero certainly doesn’t looks like you have enough brain , so you may better get help in this department too

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c

Posted at 1:45 PM on August 3, 2011  

wow first with justin biebers lesbian haircut now this.. go joan! you are my hero!

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Pat

Posted at 11:55 AM on August 3, 2011  

You must not be a fan of Mr. Pattinson if you agree with joan and melissa rivers. They are wrong and so are you, Rob get nervous when does public speaking, if you watch any of his apperance on talk shows you would know amd have a something worth saying.

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Of course she is

Posted at 11:30 AM on August 3, 2011  

Yes. She is right.

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twlight true fan

Posted at 12:18 PM on August 3, 2011  

do you think it’s nice to be talking about other people kid like that. he have a mother just like you have melissa you don’t have to watch the movie and you don’t have to let your son watch it either you don’t sleep with him and your mother isn’t any better either

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Joyce

Posted at 11:24 AM on August 3, 2011  

Que loca , manda ela pra merda!

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robert pattinson 4 ever

Posted at 10:41 AM on August 3, 2011  

I think it’s an impolite to speak ill of others while Melissa was looking at her face first which is more ugly and looks like a dirty but because

NOBODY LIKES IT DIRTY MELISSA NUT

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robsten forever

Posted at 9:57 AM on August 3, 2011  

Some Jealous have in this world …

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Lola

Posted at 9:52 AM on August 3, 2011  

She did not understand anything …. What nerve she has to come and talk to other people , talk about herself she has filled her own problems….

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Елена

Posted at 9:47 AM on August 3, 2011  

Тоже мне эксперты. Смешно на них смотреть. Для начала себя бы привели в порядок. Хотя, судя по всему одна уже попыталась, теперь похожа на надувной матрас (((((

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robertlover

Posted at 7:59 AM on August 5, 2011  

Shut up you haters! Joan has just making war with Robert’s fans! If you love Robert then you need to watch his funny videos here funnyrobert.co.cc

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