Is it anyone else’s business what you get up to in bed?
Crystal Harris seems to have a non-disclosure policy when it comes to her sex life: the 24-year-old former Playmate is telling tales about her carnal relationship with former fiance Hugh Hefner. Is her dirty dishing TMI or is it ever OK to talk about what you and your man get up to in bed?
Although it seemed like she couldn’t hurt him any more than she’s done by leaving him days before their wedding, the blonde bombshell is now revealing the ex-couple’s intimate secrets.
Crystal went on Howard Stern‘s Sirius XM radio show July 26 and admitted that intercourse with the Playboy founder lasted “like two seconds.”
She added, “Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry,” she said, adding, “He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked.”
But you were about to marry him?!
To be fair, it doesn’t sound like she gave the 85-year-old much of a chance to prove himself. Apparently, they only had intercourse once during the entirety of their relationship.
So is it OK not only to dish about your sex life, but to kick an ex when he’s down by kissing and telling stories that will make him look bad?
When a guy dumps a girl, we tend to retaliate by slandering him where it hurts most — his moves between the sheets. Is this immature? Yes. But do I poo-poo it? No way! If a guy hurts you beyond belief, what’s wrong with a little carefully placed chatter that could, in effect, put other women off of him? Be careful though: most people can see through hurt talk, so you have to be strategic about dissing his manhood.
However, this isn’t the case with Crystal and Hugh. We’re talking about a 24-year-old girl who deigned to sleep with an 85-year-old in the first place, then said he was bad in bed. What was she expecting…a miracle?
She is the one who essentially left him at the altar, which means she looks ungracious, rude and unkind to be telling tales about his sexual skills.
Although Crystal seems to have come out on top (so to speak), in effect she’s just really making herself look bad. Getting dumped by this girl may be the best thing that’s ever happened to Hugh Hefner. But really, it shouldn’t have taken him more than two seconds to figure that one out.