Not only did Crystal Harris leave Hugh Hefner at the alter, now she’s revealing intimate secrets about their horrible sex life! Gross!
Talk about kissing and telling! After dumping Hugh Hefner just days before they were supposed to get married, Crystal Harris is now rehashing details about something we never wanted to hear — sex with an 85-year-old!
The 24-year-old former Playmate went on Howard Stern‘s Sirius XM radio show July 26 and admitted that intercourse with Hugh lasted “like two seconds.”
“Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry,” she said, adding, “He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked.”
However, it doesn’t sound like she gave the Playboy founder much of a chance to prove himself. Apparently, they only had intercourse once during the entire course of their relationship!
Regardless of how bad their physical relationship was, we still can’t believe Crystal has the nerve to figuratively kick poor Hef when he’s down. Wasn’t it enough that she broke his heart?

Bettie Boo Boo
Posted at 7:01 PM on July 27, 2011
Holly loved Hef. Hef broke her heart. What goes around comes around. Sad, but I cannot feel sorry for this 85 year old man. If Hef couldn’t see what a wonderful person he had when he had Holly, then I guess he deserves what gets thrown his way with that loser Crystal. I guess wisdom doesn’t always come with age.