John Mayer Wants Jennifer Aniston Back Now That She's In A Relationship — Such A Typical Guy Move!

Wed, July 13, 2011 3:43pm EST by 8 Comments

Jen and her new man Justin Theroux couldn’t be happier — but now her ex crooner is crawling back! Has this ever happened to you, HollywoodLifers?

Thank you John Mayer, because you’ve just proven my theory. I’ve always told my girlfriends that an ex-boyfriend is never really gone. They may dump you, cheat on you, call you names — but they always come back. Now that the gorgeous Jennifer Aniston is glowing with her beau Justin Theroux, it’s reportedly killing her ex-boyfriend John. But you know what I say? Serves him right!

Jen and John began dating in April of 2008 and they broke up 3 1/2 months later. But Jen finally dumped John for good in 2009.

“John always held out hope that he and Jen would get back together,” a source tells The National Enquirer. “When he found out she was hot and heavy with Justin, he flipped out.”

Too bad John.

I once had someone tell me this: “One day when you’re done trying and he’s done having fun, he’ll wake up and realize things could have been different. But it’s on that day that you’ll be waking up to the one that already knew.”

I want every girl that is out there sleeping on a tear-stained pillow to wipe their eyes and pull a Jen! Go out there and find that guy, call it a rebound if you want. But either way, you’ll find happiness and that man that broke your heart will come a knocking — trust me. But it’s at that moment that you won’t care anymore and you will have moved on to bigger and better things like Jen.

The satisfaction of that guy coming back will undoubtedly be bittersweet. But listen to me when I tell you this: happiness is the best revenge, especially when you’re not forcing it. Jen has finally found love and it’s John’s loss.

It’s guys like John that just don’t get it until it’s too late and you can only feel sorry for him. We told you Justin told Jen he loved her while Jen was cementing her hand and foot prints in front of Gauman’s Chinese Theater and she deserves it.

So ladies, if you’re worried that guy won’t realize what he’s lost — don’t. They always come back — just maybe not when you want them to.

— Chloe Melas

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Posted at 12:24 PM on July 14, 2011  

Blah Blah Blah…

John Mayer rocks and what he does in his private life is his business. When I start paying his bills I will worry about his conduct. Bring on the new album – Born & Raised!!!!!

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Posted at 8:45 PM on July 13, 2011  

I agree. I never read anything about him cheating on her, or saying anything bad about her. They tried twice and it just didn’t work out, as it sometimes doesn’t. When he’s ready he’ll find someone who loves him for the incredible human being that he is. Also, what makes anybody think he’s pining away for Jen? Did he say so recently, or try to get her back? So sick of media making crap up.

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Posted at 11:18 PM on July 13, 2011  

You missed his Playboy interview where he talks about his sex life with everyone. It was crude. Plus he’s a porn addict and implied that she’s not as technologically saavy or as intellectual as he thinks he is.

Mayer is a douchebag and a jerk. She can do so much better than John Mayer or Justin Theroux.

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Posted at 11:33 AM on July 15, 2011  

Yes sometimes he’s crude (saw him let out a huge fart on TV once and yes it made me laugh) and sometimes he does have a “stupid mouth”, but he’s honest, always real, always himself, which is great (as opposed to Jen Anniston, who always comes off as a phony). The media has a way of taking what he says and making it more or different than what he really meant, or taking offense. I read that whole interview and it didn’t offend me one bit, tho I did think some things were crudely put. Take the “racist” label. If you read the whole article, the point he was trying to make was the opposite of what the media tried to make it out to be, plus if you look at the way he lives, he is the least racist person alive.

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Posted at 6:51 PM on July 13, 2011  

Got over yourself!! This is so stupid! John Mayer could care less about Jen Aniston at this point! If you don’t have anything true to post you just make it up. He’s so way beyond her at this point! God…..I hate the stupid paparazzi and their BS.

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Posted at 11:34 AM on July 15, 2011  

Really! He could do a lot better.

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Posted at 6:21 PM on July 13, 2011  

men never change grrrr

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Posted at 6:14 PM on July 13, 2011  

Mayer was hired and so was Justin. It;s done though the Huvane brothers and CAA / Slate-PR formerly PMK/HBH.

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