Happy Birthday, Jessica Simpson! Today, Jul. 10, You're 31 Years Old!

Sun, July 10, 2011 12:01am EST by 10 Comments

This pop princess won’t need help singing ‘Happy Birthday’ today!

Jessica Simpson has been a pop icon since her 1999 debut album, Sweet Kisses.  Since then, she has released seven studio albums.  She is widely regarded as one of the first reality TV stars, opening up her home and personal life during her marriage to Nick Lachey.  Although her marriage was short-lived, Jessica has found love elsewhere and is currently engaged to Eric Johnson. Get all the details at Astrology.com

Happy birthday, Jessica Simpson! With a tender loving Cancer Sun, it’s no wonder you wanted to apply your vocal cords to some heartfelt country lyrics. You’ve also made it clear with your foray into TV that you’re no stranger to ambition, and that you enjoy expanding your image. During the coming year, however, you’ll have to make it abundantly clear who’s in control of your career, as you may feel under the thumb of some powerful forces — while still having to smile prettily for the camera.

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Mindy

Posted at 3:39 PM on July 10, 2011  

Jessica is built like a linebacker.

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John Mayer

Posted at 1:00 PM on July 10, 2011  

I took a dump on that.

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Elizabeth

Posted at 12:04 PM on July 10, 2011  

She definitely looks like a husky dude.

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Nick

Posted at 11:26 AM on July 10, 2011  

This chick should never wear a bikini, disgusting.

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anonymous

Posted at 11:20 AM on July 10, 2011  

a slutty dog, woof.

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slam

Posted at 10:59 AM on July 10, 2011  

I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshibalaptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by fedex. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores.I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, BuzzSave.com ,

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N

Posted at 10:29 AM on July 10, 2011  

she’s now slept with Bam Margera, Billy Corgan, and of course John Mayer, this chick will spread for anything. better get STD check.

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amy

Posted at 10:23 AM on July 10, 2011  

hideous man face.

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Matt

Posted at 10:20 AM on July 10, 2011  

Fat, ugly, and old.

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lina

Posted at 5:01 PM on March 27, 2012  

NO!!! & grow up

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