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Kate Middleton Who? Kate Moss & Jamie Hince Had The Wedding Of The Year!

Wed, July 6, 2011 4:39pm EDT by 2 Comments

Royal weddings may seem like a dream to some, but Kate’s three day party complete with transvestite escorts, painted men and the coolest gals and guys in the world was the biggest and best wedding so far this year!

Kate Middleton may have a title and a palace, but the burgeoning fashion plate cannot hold a candle to the queen of cool, Ms. Kate Moss. In no way was this more evident than the wildly different, though equally lavish, weddings the two women had. London may be a large city, but there is only room for one Kate!

As the photos above show, Kate’s wedding seemed like the party to be at July 1. Whereas the royal wedding brought new meaning to the terms stiff and stuffy, Kate’s three day affair, dubbed Mosstock, seemed to be a complete blast. Guests like Marc Jacobs, Jude Law, Anna Wintour, Stefano Pilati, Sadie Frost, Jack White, Alison Mosshart, Kelly Osbourne, Mario Testino, Jade Jagger, Stella McCartney, Paul McCartney, Naomi Campbell … it may just be easier to list who wasn’t there!

Kate and Prince William may be the couple every prim and proper schoolgirl admires most, but for the vagrants in the back of the class it doesn’t get much better than Kate and Jamie Hince. Because who needs a horse drawn carriage when a transvestite is sky high heels is escorting you to your seat at a country wedding.

Also, as gorgeous as Ms. Middleton looked on her big day, no one is ever going to take a better picture or be a more beautiful bride than Ms. Moss.

Which wedding would you have wanted to attend?

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