Royal weddings may seem like a dream to some, but Kate’s three day party complete with transvestite escorts, painted men and the coolest gals and guys in the world was the biggest and best wedding so far this year!
Kate Middleton may have a title and a palace, but the burgeoning fashion plate cannot hold a candle to the queen of cool, Ms. Kate Moss. In no way was this more evident than the wildly different, though equally lavish, weddings the two women had. London may be a large city, but there is only room for one Kate!
As the photos above show, Kate’s wedding seemed like the party to be at July 1. Whereas the royal wedding brought new meaning to the terms stiff and stuffy, Kate’s three day affair, dubbed Mosstock, seemed to be a complete blast. Guests like Marc Jacobs, Jude Law, Anna Wintour, Stefano Pilati, Sadie Frost, Jack White, Alison Mosshart, Kelly Osbourne, Mario Testino, Jade Jagger, Stella McCartney, Paul McCartney, Naomi Campbell … it may just be easier to list who wasn’t there!
Kate and Prince William may be the couple every prim and proper schoolgirl admires most, but for the vagrants in the back of the class it doesn’t get much better than Kate and Jamie Hince. Because who needs a horse drawn carriage when a transvestite is sky high heels is escorting you to your seat at a country wedding.
Also, as gorgeous as Ms. Middleton looked on her big day, no one is ever going to take a better picture or be a more beautiful bride than Ms. Moss.
Which wedding would you have wanted to attend?
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Posted at 5:47 PM on July 10, 2011
Seriously, you are delusional. Did not even know (or care) Kate moss got married. I would say the majority of people in the UK and the US could care less what coke head kate moss dose. She will be divorced within a year or two anyway. Kate Middleton was gorgeous,coke head old wrinkled Kate moss can not compare to beautiful princess kate. The royal wedding and leading up to it, well that is all that was on the TV everywhere leading up to PW and Kate Middleton’s wedding…you literally could not get away from it. It was on every major news outlet on TV. It was shown live in Times Square on the jumbo-tron in NYC and stopped traffic to a halt. People stopped what they were doing in mid-step to watch it. I know becasue i was there when it was playing live on the jumbo tron; and i also watched. The NYC cab drivers all had “Congrats to Will and Kate” written on the side of their cabs….The only reason i am even at this site is becasue i was googleing KATE MIDDLETON. NOT the coke head ugly snaggled ET shaped alien faced snaggle toothed delusional “model.” You must be her or her mum. BECAUSE NOBODY WHO IS IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WILL AGREE WITH YOU. However, I am sure coke-whores (like kate moss)and fags will agree w/you 100%. You are stupid and crazy.