Andy Says: Eminem Claims Justin Bieber Is 'Evil,' But I Can Prove That's Not True!

Tue, June 7, 2011 12:02pm EDT by 47 Comments

The angry rapper targets Justin in a new song. He clearly has no idea who he’s messing with.

Eminem has attacked a laundry list of people in his 20-year-long career, but his newest target is arguably the most adorable yet: Justin Bieber! On a new track titled “A Kiss,” Eminem refers to the Biebs as “a demon” and claims he has “evil seething through him.” Um… what? The last time I checked, Justin had the holy glow of 1,000 angels — but because it’s my job to seek the truth, I did what any 21st-century journalist would do…

I asked Google. And aside from one bizarrely entertaining YouTube video which claims Justin is the “young leader of Illuminati World Order,” all evidence pointed to what I already knew: Justin Bieber is as perfect on the inside as his hair is on the outside.

So keep faith, young Beliebers. Your prophet is pure. In fact, Justin shows nothing but love for those who hate him, as he covered Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” in concert back in Dec. 2009! Behold:

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I have to wonder, though, why Eminem would even take aim at Justin in the first place. Is he jealous of Justin’s luxurious hair and massive Twitter following? (Justin has more than 10 million tweeters on his tail, while Em has less than half.)

Regardless, it’s pretty childish for a 38-year-old to attack someone half his age. Shame on you, Em! I’m judging you with the power of 10 million Beliebers right now.

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