Bill Says: Blake Lively — Admit Those Leaked Pictures Are Yours! You're So Hot!

Fri, June 3, 2011 10:51am EDT by Add first Comment

Your reps claim the pics are fake, but just roll with it — you’ve got the best body in the world!

The biggest scandal in Hollywood this week has been the leak of alleged nude photos of Blake Lively. Blake’s lawyers have fired back, saying these pics are not really her — despite obvious evidence to the contrary. I say just own the pics, Blake — you’re so hot and these naked shots certainly illustrate that!

The only upsetting thing I see about this scandal is the fact that no one is appreciating just how attractive Blake is in these pictures. I mean, it’s ridiculous. Just look at her! Seriously!

I’ve only seen bits and pieces of Blake, 23, in Gossip Girl and pretty much forgot she was in the Oscar-nominated film The Town. But with these super-sexy pics, she’s DEFINITELY back on my radar.

Personally, I don’t understand why Blake should be so shy and dismissive of this leak. Sure, it’s a bummer these pics came out in the first place. But now that they’re out there, she should just admit it and say, “Look — I made an awful mistake, but let’s be honest here. Ladies — I’m so hot that you should aspire to be me. And guys — I’m way more attractive than your girlfriend. So just appreciate the fact that my glorious body has been disseminated for your perusal.”

If anything, these pictures simply prove Blake’s new boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio is a lucky, lucky guy.

Blake — if you need further PR council or ANYTHING AT ALL, just send me your number. I’ll be sure to get back at you.

– William Earl

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