How To Deal With Reports Of Your Ex's Sexual Skills Like Jen Aniston Has To Do

Wed, June 1, 2011 1:11pm EDT by 19 Comments
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Angelina Jolie recently gushed about Brad Pitt’s prowess in the bedroom. How should his ex, Jen, handle this indignity publicly?

It’s been nearly six years since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt finalized their divorce, but it’s widely assumed that Jen is still in love with her ex-husband (and really, who could blame her?). If this were true, it’s got to be pretty darn painful to hear how excellent Brad is in the bedroom -- from his utterly gorgeous baby mama, no less.  How should Jen deal with this indignity?

In an interview with Great Britain’s Daily Telegraph May 29th, Brad’s partner Angelina Jolie bragged: “I’m very lucky with Brad … he’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very, intelligent man and ’PHYSICALLY’ he’s a REAL man, in ALL things that it means.”

Ouch. Sucks to be Jen.

Hearing what you know to be true isn’t just awful because her ex has moved on, but because Angelina is very clearly staking her claim and because, inevitably, people are going to want to know if its true. By declaring that Brad is a sexual master in a major newspaper, Angie isn’t shy about letting the world know just how lucky she is. Who doesn’t hate that kind of woman?

But how should Jen handle this uncomfortable dilemma– and how should you deal if you find yourself in a similar situation?

Most importantly, make sure you don’t come across as bitter when you respond. If you look angry or say something nasty, it could potentially get back to your ex, which you don’t want to happen. Sour grapes, and all that. Shrugging sometimes works, but it isn’t very original. Honestly, I’d try for a short response that walks a fine line between snarky and funny like: “I’m glad to hear he hasn’t slipped with age!” or “Thank God for Viagra.”

While you don’t want to diss your ex in public, feel utterly free to demolish his new woman behind closed doors to your BFFs. Really, Angelina? Who does that?

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laura

Posted at 2:28 PM on July 20, 2011  

I only want that Jenn be happy with Justin .the others two i dont care a sh…….. Laura

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Michellle

Posted at 9:11 PM on July 8, 2011  

Brad knows how to use his small penis. While many men with big penis does not know how to use.

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Red Apple Mom

Posted at 1:54 PM on June 16, 2011  

I find this all very funny, since a few years back he was filmed naked in the backyard of his then girlfriend Gweneth Paltros home. It was then joked about how teeny his “little man” was. So hey I guess you would have to be more imaginative in the bedroom, when you have “little” to work with. I for one believe the biatch is still trying to hurt Jennifer any chance she gets. So please don’t think otherwise.

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russel

Posted at 1:48 PM on June 2, 2011  

who cares what this skeleton has to say.She’s so yakky with her bony face

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truth

Posted at 12:02 AM on June 2, 2011  

If I were JA, my response would be “Been there done that. Give me Liam Neeson anytime! He played God in Clash of the Titans. What’s man aka Brad P compared to God?”

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why

Posted at 8:29 PM on June 1, 2011  

How annoying you people are! who cares about what Ansiton from 7 years ago and 11 guys after thinks about Brad and Angie? why you people won’t make her to live her own life as a person at least after this many years? why can’t angie able to talk about her man without maniston from 7 years ago dragged in to everything all the time? why ? why? why?

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debbie

Posted at 7:31 PM on June 1, 2011  

“Really Angelina? Who does that?”

Does what? Talk about her commited partner of 6 years? Do we all have to keep our opinions of our significant others to ourselves so we can spare the feelings of their exes? Who does THAT? Wow, how high must your pedestal be!

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WebDeb

Posted at 5:21 PM on June 1, 2011  

Maybe you should ask Jen…Remember she had him first. Angelina can brag all she wants, does’nt make her any better than Jen. Also, he could’nt be all that in the bedroom (well-endowed or not.) He went through a long list of hollywood starlets that never stayed with him, so he could’nt have been that great of a catch. As for Angie, have we just gotten used to those BIG lips or what. I remeber when she first came out, everyone would say she’s pretty but her lips are huge!!! Could be Mick Jagger’s sister. And Brad does nothing for me personally. I guess if your into a 47 yr. old that looks like an over grown kid then go for it. Give me a real man like Jon Hamm anyday.

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lmao

Posted at 4:31 PM on June 1, 2011  

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Really??? Look Jen had him and now she doesn’t. I’m sure she has moved on…well we’ve seen the MEN she’s moved on with. Woman’s been used more than an ashtray in a bar. But seriously. Get over the triangle. Pitt is happy with his woman. He wanted a large family so did she. He likes to have sex, so does she. he’s successful at the Box Office, so is hse. He likes to help others, so does she. He’s family oriented and so is hse. They have a lot in common. He and Jen simply didn’t and now all have moved on. Why not write about the Twilight twits or that Bieber brat. They are popular too ya know.

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why?

Posted at 8:33 PM on June 1, 2011  

I agree with you why talk about Maniston crap after 7 years
Why even talk about her when you talk about them. They are in conact.They got nothing in common, they all are moved on.

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why

Posted at 8:36 PM on June 1, 2011  

They never been in contact since the divorce 7 years ago I was meant to say.

 
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PS

Posted at 4:18 PM on June 1, 2011  

Jen has moved on. My gosh, he has 6 children, why in the world would a woman who only wanted maybe 2 children, ever be interested in a man with six? She doesn’t care, and stop with all this fake BS. It’s time to move on.

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why?

Posted at 8:40 PM on June 1, 2011  

I agree with you too. They weren’t similar a man who wanted a big family shouldn’t marry a woman like JA who refuse to have kids well in to her forties or may be not . It was all a mistake and a big one but it was corrected and now now all is OVAH . Why even talk about Aniston next to Brad and Angie. They are happy let them be and let her live her life as an adult.

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Jane

Posted at 1:56 PM on June 1, 2011  

This isn’t about Jennifer. She has moved on. You need to too.

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J.S.

Posted at 4:04 PM on June 1, 2011  

Exactly….

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Anonymous

Posted at 1:55 PM on June 1, 2011  

What a joke there were nude photos of him on the internet he has a little dick. Nothing masculine about him. She has huge lips that would suck etc…

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Cindi

Posted at 11:18 PM on June 9, 2011  

Lol. Seen these pictures. Nothing special.

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vicky

Posted at 1:32 PM on June 1, 2011  

to stop this madness stop commenting

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amy

Posted at 11:38 PM on October 27, 2011  

Brad is heartless man who just care for himself, just imagin how could husband just left his wife go for another woman. He is too selfish. No matter how much he and cunny angie try to show the goodness to the whole world by donating huge sum, their deeds is full you motives and intentions to gain power and recognition! She can’t do much in State, that why they focus on mid-east and poorer nation to earn support! REAL JERKS…. Hate their wicked motives!

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