'Real Housewives Of New Jersey' Recap — Joe Gorga Shares Way Too Much About His Sex Life!

Tue, May 31, 2011 11:32am EDT by 3 Comments

Teresa seems to not have the greatest grasp of the Eglish language at a shoot for her new cookbook while Joe shares just how much he needs his wife to take care of him — TMI!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey may be many, many things, but shy is most certainly not one of them. Case in point, the May 30 episode of the hit reality show that was all about Joe Gorga‘s sex drive. And it is a very, very strong sex drive.

Evidently, Joe needs sex on a daily basis, and if he does not have it his body will fill with poison. It is not certain which poison he is speaking of, but apparently it is very bad. This is of little mind to his wife Melissa who, like most normal human beings, does not really want to be intimate when she is tired or having a bad day. Or when her children are in the bath and it is in no way appropriate.

Most of all, she does not want to be intimate when her daughter, who is afraid of monsters, gets in bed with her and Joe. Joe, clearly going for Father of the Year, has coined his daughter “the blocker” as a result. So sweet!

Meanwhile, the Sandra Lee of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice, is on hand at the shoot for her new cookbook. It appears she may not have had that much (or any) involvement, and is instead running around criticizing the people who likely did everything. She then shares two amazing new words with everyone: “ingredienses” and “come in.” Ingredients and cumin are so blase.

Teresa returns back to New Jersey just in time to write a note to her brother to end the feud that has sprung up between them, the aftermath of which we will see next week.

Who knows when Housewives became all about Teresa and Joe but hey, no one is complaining. Do you agree HollywoodLifers?