'Real Housewives Of New Jersey' Recap — Joe Gorga Shares Way Too Much About His Sex Life!

Tue, May 31, 2011 11:32am EDT by 3 Comments

Teresa seems to not have the greatest grasp of the Eglish language at a shoot for her new cookbook while Joe shares just how much he needs his wife to take care of him — TMI!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey may be many, many things, but shy is most certainly not one of them. Case in point, the May 30 episode of the hit reality show that was all about Joe Gorga‘s sex drive. And it is a very, very strong sex drive.

Evidently, Joe needs sex on a daily basis, and if he does not have it his body will fill with poison. It is not certain which poison he is speaking of, but apparently it is very bad. This is of little mind to his wife Melissa who, like most normal human beings, does not really want to be intimate when she is tired or having a bad day. Or when her children are in the bath and it is in no way appropriate.

Most of all, she does not want to be intimate when her daughter, who is afraid of monsters, gets in bed with her and Joe. Joe, clearly going for Father of the Year, has coined his daughter “the blocker” as a result. So sweet!

Meanwhile, the Sandra Lee of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice, is on hand at the shoot for her new cookbook. It appears she may not have had that much (or any) involvement, and is instead running around criticizing the people who likely did everything. She then shares two amazing new words with everyone: “ingredienses” and “come in.” Ingredients and cumin are so blase.

Teresa returns back to New Jersey just in time to write a note to her brother to end the feud that has sprung up between them, the aftermath of which we will see next week.

Who knows when Housewives became all about Teresa and Joe but hey, no one is complaining. Do you agree HollywoodLifers?

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Dana

Posted at 8:22 PM on June 2, 2011  

Who does this little twit Joe think he is? Put him in front of a camera and
his head swells. What’s with the hats? He hasn’t the decency to remove
his hat at the Thanksgiving table. He thinks he’s hot stuff but he is one
little jerk!!!! Where did Milissa find this over-sexed midget? He is disgusting.

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Rina

Posted at 7:51 PM on June 1, 2011  

Note to Joe Gorga, maybe your wife is waiting for you to grow a few inches…at this rate, your daughter will be taller in a couple of years….GROSS, you remind me of a munchkin…

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Chris

Posted at 7:16 PM on May 31, 2011  

I CAN NOT TAKE THAT BROTHER!
HE MAKES ME SICK AND NOT JUST BY HIS ACTIONS, HE WIGS ME OUT!
I NEEDED TO HEAR ABOUT HIS TESTOSTERONE LEVEL OR “POISON” AS HE SO ELOQUENTLY PUTS IT, LIKE I NEEDED I NEED A FLAT TIRE! HE’S ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!
FOR SOME REASON, I GET A KICK OUT OF THERESA AND HER INABILITY TO ARTICULATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. IT MAKES ME LAUGH!

WE’LL SEE IF THAT MELISSA ACTUALLY FORGES AHEAD IN HER MISSION TO ENCOURAGE HER BROTHER TO MEND FENCES…SHE’S REALLY NOT TRUSTWORTHY AT ALL. PLUS, SHE THINKS HAS THE SEXIEST HUSBAND ALIVE AND THAT REALLY MAKES ME THINK HER VISION IS SKEWED!

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