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Angelina, enough already! You won –  you have Brad as your loving mate and father of your children, do you really have to gush about his sexual prowess?

Angie, don’t you realize that everything you have today — a devoted Brad, six beautiful children and an Oscar- nominated career — are all things Jen Aniston wants?

She WAS famously married to Brad Pitt for five years. She HAS said numerous times that she wants… still wants kids, and intends to have them, even though she’s now 42.

You also happen to be widely acknowledged as one of the most beautiful women in the world and Jen, while extremely attractive, is not generally considered your equal.

So why, why are YOU missing a “sensitivity” chip when it comes to Brad’s ex-wife Jen?

Why did you have to give a new interview with Britain’s The Daily Telegraph on May 29th in which you bragged that: “I’m very lucky with Brad … he’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very, intelligent man and  ’PHYSICALLY’ he’s a REAL man, in ALL things that it means,” she overshared.

Yes, we get it! Brad’s great in bed on top of being perfect at everything else!

Did you really have to tell the world that  fact, KNOWING that it would get back to Jen’s ears.

Did you really have to remind her of how hot the two of you are together? AGAIN!

Because Angelina — this isn’t the first time that you’ve sent darts into poor Jen’s heart. Not only have you admitted that you and Brad fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, when he was still very much married to Jen, but you blindsided her with your relationship. She found out the two of you were together as a couple at the same time as the rest of the world when paparazzi photos confirmed that you were together on a holiday with Maddox in Kenya.

THEN the two of you shot a W Magazine cover and photo shoot pretending to be a married couple with a horde of children and yet  you weren’t even divorced from Jen yet.

How painful do you think that was for Jen?

Since then, you confessed to W Magazine in 2008 that your love for Brad was so enormous that it convinced you to get pregnant. “I think one of the life changing things he did … is that I was absolutely never going to get pregnant… now I wouldn’t change that for the world.”

“I just looked at him and loved him and just felt open (to getting pregnant). I suddenly wanted to. It’s one of those things you can’t explain,” she explained to W magazine and the world.

Honestly, it’s a miracle Jen hasn’t resorted to Snooki-style hair pulling! I’m ready to pull your hair out on Jen’s behalf.

All this public oversharing is enough to send any ex off the deep end, especially one like Jen, who was so publicly traded away.

Listen Angie, people make marital mistakes and hearts get broken. It happens. And you and Brad have clearly forged a deep, and hopefully, lasting bond. And six little souls depend on you.

But have mercy on Jen. Stop gloating and leave Brad’s manhood to our imaginations from now on and leave poor Jen alone!

Don’t you agree Hollwoodlifers? Wouldn’t you hate to hear your ex’s new love bragging about their manly sex life too?

— Bonnie Fuller

Read more about Angie & Brad here:

1. Brad & Angie shop for Shiloh’s birthday!
2. Angie looks striking in red!
3. Angie’s hair in Cannes!