Bonnie Says: Angelina Jolie Stop Bragging About Brad Pitt's Manhood — You KNOW You're Throwing Your Sex Life In Jen Aniston's Face!

Tue, May 31, 2011 7:42pm EDT by 130 Comments

Angelina, enough already! You won –  you have Brad as your loving mate and father of your children, do you really have to gush about his sexual prowess?

Angie, don’t you realize that everything you have today — a devoted Brad, six beautiful children and an Oscar- nominated career — are all things Jen Aniston wants?

She WAS famously married to Brad Pitt for five years. She HAS said numerous times that she wants… still wants kids, and intends to have them, even though she’s now 42.


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She’s NEVER been nominated for an Oscar, and you’ve already bagged one for Girl Interrupted.

You also happen to be widely acknowledged as one of the most beautiful women in the world and Jen, while extremely attractive, is not generally considered your equal.

So why, why are YOU missing a “sensitivity” chip when it comes to Brad’s ex-wife Jen?

Why did you have to give a new interview with Britain’s The Daily Telegraph on May 29th in which you bragged that: “I’m very lucky with Brad … he’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very, intelligent man and  ‘PHYSICALLY’ he’s a REAL man, in ALL things that it means,” she overshared.

Yes, we get it! Brad’s great in bed on top of being perfect at everything else!

Did you really have to tell the world that  fact, KNOWING that it would get back to Jen’s ears.

Did you really have to remind her of how hot the two of you are together? AGAIN!

Because Angelina — this isn’t the first time that you’ve sent darts into poor Jen’s heart. Not only have you admitted that you and Brad fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, when he was still very much married to Jen, but you blindsided her with your relationship. She found out the two of you were together as a couple at the same time as the rest of the world when paparazzi photos confirmed that you were together on a holiday with Maddox in Kenya.

THEN the two of you shot a W Magazine cover and photo shoot pretending to be a married couple with a horde of children and yet  you weren’t even divorced from Jen yet.

How painful do you think that was for Jen?

Since then, you confessed to W Magazine in 2008 that your love for Brad was so enormous that it convinced you to get pregnant. “I think one of the life changing things he did … is that I was absolutely never going to get pregnant… now I wouldn’t change that for the world.”

“I just looked at him and loved him and just felt open (to getting pregnant). I suddenly wanted to. It’s one of those things you can’t explain,” she explained to W magazine and the world.

Honestly, it’s a miracle Jen hasn’t resorted to Snooki-style hair pulling! I’m ready to pull your hair out on Jen’s behalf.

All this public oversharing is enough to send any ex off the deep end, especially one like Jen, who was so publicly traded away.

Listen Angie, people make marital mistakes and hearts get broken. It happens. And you and Brad have clearly forged a deep, and hopefully, lasting bond. And six little souls depend on you.

But have mercy on Jen. Stop gloating and leave Brad’s manhood to our imaginations from now on and leave poor Jen alone!

Don’t you agree Hollwoodlifers? Wouldn’t you hate to hear your ex’s new love bragging about their manly sex life too?

— Bonnie Fuller

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Caro

Posted at 6:02 PM on June 2, 2011  

Oh, come on! Brad was married to Jennifer, yes, but that was YEARS AND YEARS ago! He’s been with Angelina now for six years? Be happy that they are still happy with each other! Let them brag about each other, why not? They still manage to have a seemingly loving relationship, so if that is the case, let them be happy with it and express that! I hope Jennifer has a life besides mourning the loss of Brad! If she’d still be upset about that, it would only mean she hasn’t got a life and much self esteem and I’m sure she does have all of that. She has had enough relationships after Brad so that is something of the past. Let Brad & Angelina be happy and please stop dragging Jennifer back into their lives. I’m sure Brad, Angelina and Jennifer are getting so tired of the media doing this over and over again. Jennifer has said before she’s so tired of the media constantly creating a love triangle. She has divorced Brad, they’ve split up, they don’t belong together any more. Brad & Angelina belong together now, be happy for them! And let Jennifer lead her life without constantly being pulled into the past.

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Mina

Posted at 12:50 PM on June 2, 2011  

Oh come on. Jen’s been banging tons of goodlooking guys. That hot camera man or whoever it was. He was no Stringy McBeanie. Jennifer Aniston is not crying into her Cheerios over Brad Pitt. She’s rich, she can bag any hot 18-45+ year old she wants. Additionally, she’s not some 14 year old who got broken up with. She’s a mature adult. She’s moved on. Apparently Bonnie can’t move on.

I think she’s probably happy for Brad and Angelina. She probably didn’t want that kind of life for herself, and the life she has is good enough and looks pretty fun. if she doesn’t want to saddle herself with kids, she doesn’t have to. I can certainly understand her ambivalence. But good for Brad, Angelina, and Jennifer for not being Jerry Springer about this.

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Michele

Posted at 9:31 AM on June 2, 2011  

LMFAO!! AngieJo appreciates Brad and is NOT afraid to let the world know. SHOUT IT FROM THE TREES BABY!! If I had Brad, I’d be singing his praises as well. BTW, anustain is NEVER having a child…by birth or adoption.

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HI 50

Posted at 10:13 AM on June 2, 2011  

Could it be because Jen NEVER WANTED CHILDREN?! That’s the appeal Angelina has, she LOVES children! So Bonnie et al just wanna bash Angelina because they ALL have ANGELINA ENVY!

Angelina, PLEASE jump on the highest mountain & let the WORLD know how much you love Brad…for sure Bonnie et al will be crying boo hoo for Jen. F-U!

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melay

Posted at 7:57 AM on June 2, 2011  

hhhmmmm i feel SORRY FOR ANGIE its obvious dat she have dis insecurities in her self, cuz for most she knows dat above everything she’s only remain to be the 2nd grl on brads life..happiness is in action, not in words..

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Jess

Posted at 4:05 PM on June 2, 2011  

Well I’m sure Angelina Jolie has no need for your pity … not least because she can spell and write properly

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Caro

Posted at 6:05 PM on June 2, 2011  

Yes and Brad & Angelina ARE happy together. Besides, both have exes in their lives but they have chosen to be TOGETHER. Clearly actions show where their hearts are: with each other! They are each other’s number ONE. Otherwise they wouldn’t be together!

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StupidHL

Posted at 2:50 AM on June 2, 2011  

ATLEAST GET YOUR FIGURES RIGHT, YOU IDIOTIC HOLLYWOODLIFE PPL!
Angeina is 35 and NOT 42, FOOLS!
AND SHE’S NOT OSCAR NOMINATED………
She’s an Oscar WINNER……
So stop taking out the angst and pain of YOUR sorry lives on someone who is happy and successful and beautiful. YOUR site is the WORST celeb site EVER and if anyone deserves hate, it’s YOU.
Go get a LIFE, f***ers!

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Snicker

Posted at 11:02 PM on June 1, 2011  

So let me get this straight according to these fools that write this brad and angie shouldn’t live their lives with their six children because it is tormenting jennifer, WTF does brad & angie relationship have to do with jen OOOOOHHHH NNNNNHOOOOOO you are not implying that the mere thought of them together is killing her is it, where the F#CK does she thinks their 3 Bio. kids come from the stork???? i always say that jen was a stupid dumb vapid braid airhead fool for pining for brad going on 6 years but bonnie you fall into this category too, and with friends like you who need???????

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Angelchinky

Posted at 7:51 PM on June 1, 2011  

oh wow !! she isn’t allowed to brag about her hubby/sex life/having kids because her hubby has an ex who wants kids?
that’s THE stupidest thing i’ve EVER heard. -.-
if Jennie isn’t over him,she never will.it’s been SIX years.who effing cares?

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Caro

Posted at 6:08 PM on June 2, 2011  

I agree, and Jennifer agrees, too! She has expressed her frustration several times, not frustrations over losing Brad but over BEING DRAGGED INTO THIS FICTIONAL LOVE TRIANGLE! She hates that, she has a life of her own without Brad or Angelina! That is why she has moved on!!!

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jen

Posted at 7:13 PM on June 1, 2011  

Don’t ever compare between Jenifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie because it’s big gap between them. Jenifer no talent,but famous make a ton of money by lucky. Angie talented, work hard earned money. She has Oscar and few Golden Globes. Jen is no Oscar. Angie like a rock and Jen like an egg. Remmber that!

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Emily

Posted at 2:55 AM on June 2, 2011  

omg for the love of God, please learn how to write in proper English. It’s really not that complicated. Everyone’s entitled to some reasonable amounts of grammatical mistakes but with you it’s the worst “Engrish” I have ever seen and I’m part-Asian-American. The idiocy of some of your fellow uneducated posters is astonishing but you take the cake. I’ve said my piece; you may resume your Thai ping pong act.

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HELLO!

Posted at 3:05 AM on June 2, 2011  

You are an idiot. Anyone with half a brain cell can tell that English is more than likely the OP’s second language, WHICH is TWO more languages than you can speak, by the way. “Omg for the love of God” is NOT good English. So, take a look at your own writing before you criticize anyone else, moron.

 
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Mina

Posted at 12:53 PM on June 2, 2011  

I hear you, fellow Asian. But most of these people grew up in trailer parks with alcoholic parents. The mainstream culture begets Sarah Palins. It’s not really surprising that these guys can’t spell or write properly. Their brains have atrophied.

 
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Erin

Posted at 1:15 PM on June 2, 2011  

Stupid comment! Angelina did not “work” for her fame, she was BORN into luxury. Btw if you loonies did your research you would see that she played herself in girl, interrupted as she was going through mental problems at that stage. What Jen did was HARD work, she earned a golden globe, sag and emmy for Friends, and to this day puts out 2/3 movies a year! Angelina got famous for her lips, jen for her work which attracted 20 million viewers a week! Remember THAT you d!ckhead!

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cee

Posted at 6:48 PM on June 1, 2011  

Angelina can talk about her man all she wants. Fuller you are absolutely ridiculous when it comes to Angie. It has been 6 years and it is not Angie’s fault that Aniston can not find a man. Give me a break. You act as if Brad was your man and where was the outrage when Aniston’s BFF called Angie horrible names. I say go Angie. Talk about your man all you want.

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Mina

Posted at 1:11 PM on June 2, 2011  

Even rich ladies like Ms. Fuller can be insecure. Imagine not having total control of your husband! Oh my! The horror! All the time she could have spent not watching her waistline or flagellating herself at the gym! All the money she could have spent on things that aren’t labelled “age-defying!” The idea that her husband might leave her anyway is apparently too horrifying, so continuing to write about it is therapeutic to her.

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Basia

Posted at 6:23 PM on June 1, 2011  

Seems like some people prefer Brad Pitt to be smiling superficially on red carpets with “America’s sweetheart”,trapped in an unhappy marriage, instead of the loving father of six and philanthropist he has evolved into with Angelina. Is your personal entertainment so important that you would condemn someone for fulfilling their dreams? With Aniston, he was more like a Ken doll, all cheesy glamour and little substance. With Angelina, he is giving back to the community, building sustainable housing for Katrina victims, and established many foundations with Angie. Heck, even his acting has improved. It boggles the mind how some still prefer him with Aniston! It’s like,” yeah, it doesn’t matter if your life with Aniston is miserable with unfulfilled goals, coz I think you guys look cute together!”

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Shar

Posted at 6:49 PM on June 1, 2011  

Amen Basia! It’s a sad realization, but a very accurate one.

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Jay

Posted at 3:07 AM on June 2, 2011  

I second that one. It seems people want to see him miserable because he left Jen for a woman who wanted a big family like he did. It’s like nothing else in the world matters except JEN. How ridiculous. How dare he try and find the right person for him? He should be holding her hand forever, waiting until he’s a Senior Citizen to start that family he’s always wanted! Ridiculous.

 
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zoey

Posted at 4:36 PM on June 1, 2011  

This is only showing that Jennifer is pathethic and angry of not being in the limelight unless she has her clothes off. They are all promoting a movie yes all three the thing is why are we talking contiuosly about yesterday. Angelina’s interview was clear he is a real man,nothing was said about sex how does sex come out of stating he is a real man physically? either way they are trying to sell a product, themselves.Angelina,Brad can say whatever they please and if they are happy they can shouted from the roof-top,it’s their business. Bonnie sometimes people love to keep confusion boiling and thanks to most of your commenters for giving positive feed back because that interview did not say in anyway,anything that you interpeted.S what if they are happy no one should feel wrong for it they say what ever they want.

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Amanda

Posted at 3:16 PM on June 1, 2011  

I think Angelina is wierd. Remember her Billy Bob/vials of blood around the neck phase?) She’s not that good looking in my opinion. Jen is much prettier to me. I’m not convinced that Jen wants kids–thought that was why she and Brad split? Oh, and him cheating with Angelina of course. Yeah, it’s great that Angelina has adopted all these little kids, but she did cheat with a married guy. And that is just not ok.

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Carol

Posted at 3:24 PM on June 1, 2011  

Amanda, If your goal is to suppport Jennifer, you failed.

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LARRY

Posted at 5:54 PM on June 1, 2011  

We don’t care Jolie weird or not. We don’t care Jenifer get boyfriend or not. . People should move on. Jen already moved on. Only Bonnie and some jealous bitters still mourning alone

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bone

Posted at 5:58 PM on June 1, 2011  

Hey, Amanda. Let watch your husband. He might do something behind you but you never know. Leave Brad, Jen and Angie alone. They all moved on

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olga

Posted at 3:09 PM on June 1, 2011  

Whoever has the opportunity to meet Angelina in person always has something nice to say about her. No matter if it is an actor, reporter or soldier they always praise her as a woman,humanitarian and mother. People really seem to like her. And I mean people with names and faces not some tabloid created nannies or friends. But when you read comments on pages like this there are always those guys who claim to know better. They haven’t even seen her from 1 km distance but they know that she is mean, selfish, unhappy or whatever. Get real people, you know nothing about Angelina … and nothing about Jennifer who isn’t Rachel what you tend to forget.

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cidbrach

Posted at 3:09 PM on June 1, 2011  

Clearly, if you actually felt these things should not be addressed; you would not be writing a column about them! Idiot…

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Chicky

Posted at 2:03 PM on June 1, 2011  

Well, no matter how long it’s been… Six or seven or thirty years. I agree with Bonnie, guilty is still guilty. Just don’t understand why people forgot it so easily. I think Angy’s Cambodian’s black magic will wear off some day and we’ll see that no matter what right she ever did is always wrong!

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Fred

Posted at 2:38 PM on June 1, 2011  

OK, time to get back on your medication again “Chicky” and go back down to your mom’s basement.

Idiot.

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Emily

Posted at 3:14 AM on June 2, 2011  

How is she an idiot? I agree with her: cheating on your spouse is a mean thing to do and he should have divorced his ex-wife first instead of having the affair first, then getting the divorce in response to having an affair. Getting a divorce first and then hooking up with new people is a lot more ethical. Are all of you suggesting that cheating on your spouse is a nice, ethical thing to do, regardless of your being famous or a normally non-famous person? I think if someone has been cheated on, they deserve to move on but to always be entitled to the memory of being pissed off that they were cheated on but how it has no effect on their current life. And none of you people know them so why are you defending these specific people as if you know the true inside story? There’s actual news happening in the World and you’re all yapping about how you think it’s right for a guy to cheat on his wife and then have kids with his mistress based on how they’re great at their jobs. Unbelievable. Why does CNN provide links to this crap when there’s a revolution in Syria that deserves more attention? Oh, some of you will be offended that I’m finding civil injustice in Syria more interesting than your love of Jolie. Unbelievable. No wonder our education system ranks low internationally. Celebrities: They’re just like us! I was being sardonic. Get a dictionary… never mind.

 
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Alex

Posted at 3:10 PM on June 1, 2011  

Not only are you a complete imbecile, but a racist imbecile. We need the asinine opinion of a racist imbecile like the world needs more incurable diseases.

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naturegirl

Posted at 1:48 PM on June 1, 2011  

I USED TO THINK THAT IT’S JENNIFER THAT NEEDS TO GET A LIFE, BUT YOU NEED TO TOO BONNIE BRAD IS LIVING HIS LIFE WITH ANGIE AND THEIR 6 CHILDREN, HE HAS A MOVIE COMING OUT ANGIE HAS A MOVIE COMING OUT T HEY PROMOTE THESE MOVIES AND THEY NEVER, NEVER,BRING UP JA, SHE IS PROMOTING A MOVIE, WATER, HER PERFUME AND SHE BRINGS THEM UP. SHE IS A PART OF BRAD’S PAST BUT YOU AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SHOWING EVERYONE EVERYDAY THAT SHE DOESN’T HAVE A LIFE, SHE IS PATHETIC LOSER WITH YOU AND YOUR KIND HELP…..GET A LIFE B O N N I E & JENNIFER…BECAUSE IN BRAD & ANGIE YOU DONT COUNT, THEY ARE A FAMILY OF 8…..NOT HANGER-ON’S.

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Laurie

Posted at 1:48 PM on June 1, 2011  

You know, Jen and Brad had their chance. Obviously things were not so great, or Brad would never have thought of leaving his wife. So Brad and Angelina can’t talk about how happy they are or brag about each other publicly, because it might hurt an ex’s feelings? And if Jen has not been able to move on by now, I could see why Brad would have left her. I think you are doing a disservice to women and men everywhere by devaluing their relationships, their love and pride for each other, based on HOW they ended up together. Remember, the public is asking for their commentary on their lives via the media. I guess if people are offended maybe they should quit asking. Or quit buying the magazines that print those articles. Or quit watching the shows that portray them…

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HI 50

Posted at 1:27 PM on June 1, 2011  

STOP with your Angelina ENVY! If your goal is to suppport Jennifer, you failed. These type of articles portray Jen as a weak victim. Surely Jen has moved on IF she’s strong…maybe she’s not because Bonnie says Jen’s feelings were hurt…BOO hoo, hoo!

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Shani

Posted at 12:08 PM on June 1, 2011  

Oh please. Get over it. Poor Pity me Aniston has had enough time, and boyfriends, to get over Brad and Angie. If Angelina can’t speak about her significant other, whom she has been with for 6 years, with the press for fear of hurting Jen…Well then Jen needs help, serious help!! I am also tired of hearing about how Brad and Angie hate each other, how they are only saying this stuff for the press blah blah blah. People have been saying crap like that since almost day one of their relationship. Let these people live their lives. If any of the crap talkers have done even half the good with their fame as Angie, then maybe what you say would hold a bit of cred…maybe…oh hell probably not. lol

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Michelle

Posted at 11:51 AM on June 1, 2011  

OMG is this article for REAL!!!

Jen is an EX-WIFE of 6 long years…. She’s OVER Brad so I think it’s time for you to move on too Bonnie.

There is NO reason why Angie should be able to talk about her partner and father of her children, any way she wants!

It what world are not supposed to talk about the love between you and your husband, boyfriend, wife, girlfriend, father of your children, mother of your children because of some EX from 6 years ago!! Brad and Angie have been together now, longer than Brad and Jennifer were even married???

It’s time to move on Bonnie… You’re making Jennier look like some emotional “crazy” person which I’m sure she is NOT and would be pissed at you for even writting such an article!!

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Sara

Posted at 11:16 AM on June 1, 2011  

Amazing this is still a newsworthy topic! If Aniston is obsessing as much as Bonnie is, girlfriend has problems! Angelina’s living her life… Today! Not six years ago. Let it go…!

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MooCow

Posted at 11:10 AM on June 1, 2011  

LOL!!! Bonnie you are the one obsessed with Jen. I doubt Angelina sits in her 67th press junket of the day thinking about Jennifer Aniston before she responds to reporter’s questions and why should she??

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alli

Posted at 11:07 AM on June 1, 2011  

It’s been 6 long years! Wars, peace treaties, new presidency, Oprah & Larry King’s retirement blah blah…I think Miss Woe is Me Aniston can move on. Angelina can damn well speak as she pleases, I always find it refreshing how candid and unpretentious she is. She owes NOTHING to the ex of her childrens’ dad. He left her willingly 6 long years ago because he was miserable with her. Done deal!

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Fred

Posted at 11:07 AM on June 1, 2011  

Please. Are you serious with this article? Yes – Angelina Jolie should never speak of her husband publicly to protect the poor, frail Jennifer who is after all these years still not over him. Get a grip.

So you’re implying that Aniston is so immature, has no life and is still so obsessed with a relationship that ended years ago that what is said about Brad Pitt will somehow devastate here?

You say “Wouldn’t you hate to hear your ex’s NEW love bragging…”, Bonnie. You really must be living in another dimension. Brad and Angelina have been together for a hell of a long time. I’m thinking if Jennifer hasn’t moved on by now, she needs to seek professional help. — Or maybe you haven’t moved on – that seems more likely after reading this article.

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Jolie is crazy

Posted at 10:49 AM on June 1, 2011  

I don’t think it’s bragging. I think it’s fake. Those two look worn out and struggling. They can’t admit they hate each other so they both get out there and “gush” about how awesome it is even though they both look miserable. Brad left Stable to marry Crazy, which makes him a Fool. Angelina won an oscar for “acting” like a crazy girl, but she will NEVER have what Jen does: the love and respect of the public.

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Evan

Posted at 11:01 AM on June 1, 2011  

I completly agree. They get more unattrective by the day. Both of them. Not a big sign of love and fulfillement. And phulease not again with the too many kids excuse. Those kids suppose to make them happy!

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Carol

Posted at 3:18 PM on June 1, 2011  

I love and respect Angelina Jolie and I am part of the public.

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Kara

Posted at 3:20 AM on June 2, 2011  

Yes, I really love and respect the woman who gets naked on the cover of many trashy magazines to advertise family movies, water, and herself. I really love and respect the famewhore who only can talk about her hair and herself. Oh, and she describe her wealthy vacation in Cabo as “charity for the Mexican people.” Anyone who loves and respects Aniston is a total loser. You might as well worship Jessica Simpson==they both did date that horndog idiot, John Mayer, after all.

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