Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Mistress Mildred Baena — She'd Wear Maria's Clothes & Jewelry, Sleep In Her Bed.

Thu, May 19, 2011 10:00am EDT by 1 Comment

As Arnold rightfully gets dragged through the mud for his numerous affairs, new reports show the mother of his love child may be a touch crazy.

Arnold Schwarzenegger not only had a thing for his employees it appears, but also people who were slightly off. TMZ reports that Arnold’s stunningly gorgeous mistress and love child mother Mildred Beana, aka Patty, “would dress in Maria’s clothing and even wear her jewelry around town.” How in the world did Patty fit into Maria’s clothing?

In addition to wearing what must be assumed to be Maria’s old maternity clothing, Mildred would also hop into the couple’s bed from time to time. Patty evidently told a friend that she and Arnold would spend time in Maria and Arnie’s bed when Maria was out of town. Let’s hope she changed the sheets. Or set fire to them.

Patty would also ask Maria for love and pregnancy advice, which Maria would graciously share since she is an actual decent human being, in Patty’s clear attempts to Single White Female her employer.

Oh, and Patty evidently found herself to be naturally “gorgeous” according to the report. Self-awareness may not have been her strong suit

So HollywoodLifers, would you ever wear the clothing and jewelry of the person who was employing you while sleeping with their spouse?

  1. ARNOLD’S MISTRESS TALKS ABOUT THEIR ‘WEIRD AND STRANGE’ SEX. GROSS.
  2. ARNOLD HAD SEX WITH MISTRESS WHILE MARIA WAS DOWN THE HALL!
  3. IS THIS ARNOLD’S SECOND LOVE CHILD?


-Chris Spargo