Russ Says: Brad & Angelina's Wedding Would Be Bigger Than The Royal Wedding!

Mon, April 25, 2011 3:40pm EDT by 63 Comments
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The real Wedding of the Century would draw more than two billion viewers if we had any chance to watch!

Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot Friday and at least two billion people around the world are expected to tune in for the Royal Wedding! But there are two people in the world who would draw an even bigger audience — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! There are celebrities attending the Royal Wedding this weekend but it would be nothing compared to the star power that would be in the room if Brad and Angelina tied the knot!

Although the Jolie-Pitts probably wouldn’t have their wedding televised, imagine if it were! The celebs that would be in attendance would be plentiful and powerful, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon to name a few. And every tiny detail would be discussed before and after — think of the wedding dress alone! Designers would clamor to dress Angelina! And which of their six children would be the ring bearer and the flower girl?

If the ceremony were private, the first photo of the couple would easily eclipse the asking price of any celeb picture ever! If we are talking about royalty and a royal wedding, there is one couple we should be talking about and it’s Brad and Angelina. Consider this week’s royal nuptials just to be a dry run of what we can only hope to be the future reality of a real superstar wedding.

You know eventually their kids are going to be asking when they’ll tie the knot, so it’s not necessarily an impossibility. Consider my fingers crossed! I have a party already set up, and Hollywoodlifers, you’re all invited!

The wedding of Brangelina would be so big even Jennifer Aniston would have to watch — painful as it might be for her!

Who would you rather see in a giant televised wedding — the new Royal Couple or the Jolie-Pitts? Sound off below!

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Kurt

Posted at 12:23 PM on April 26, 2011  

It never ceases to amaze me that there are so many lunatics living in America worship those scums as their royals. No wonder America today is looking like sh..t with tons of problems and social issues.
Bring on their wedding and we’ll some eggs and tomatoes to shower their face.
They disgust people to no end. Shameless loony Brad Pit and Angeluna must go away.
America needs to clear its head.

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nickDamone

Posted at 10:16 AM on April 26, 2011  

Is there something mentally off with this Russ guy? He always says the dumbest s–t.

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Donna

Posted at 8:57 AM on April 26, 2011  

Wow. Just the marriage alone is unprecedented. His ruling style will undoubtedly be unprecedented. With mentality like yours it’s no wonder that the rest of the world thinks of Americans the way that they do.

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Jones

Posted at 8:15 AM on April 26, 2011  

How can you compare a stupid Hollywood wedding to the child of Princess Diana’s wedding! Honestly, These two aren’t even great actors! I might consider watching Sandra Bullock’s wedding but these two! Two of the most moral-less people in show business? No thank you

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Wendy

Posted at 8:11 AM on April 26, 2011  

Please, Brad would never marry her. He’s just with her cause she got pregnant with his baby just two months into their relationship! To Angie fan’s, sorry but it’s so obvious that Brad would not have stayed if they didn’t have kids together. Notice Brad had kids to feel fulfilled for the right reasons, while creepy loner Angie adopted Max for publicity and to fill that void in her life her brother never could! Even though I’m not a big Aniston fan, she just seems like a more genuine person than mental angie

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anon

Posted at 8:02 AM on April 26, 2011  

Angelina is so ugly when compared to kate! Kate is so beautiful, classy and elegant. Angie is a dirty sl*t, no matter how hard she tries to prove otherwise. If their wedding would garner more viewers, it’s only to see what brad pitt see’s in the slimiest woman in hollywood!

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nasra

Posted at 4:20 AM on April 26, 2011  

Yaap! Russ is right! I would go for Angie and Brad’s wedding. They, unlike Kate and Wills are World Royal couple! Please Brad and Angie consider sharing with us the big day!!

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Katerina

Posted at 1:43 AM on April 26, 2011  

And Jen is seen as a loser for dating losers, Although nobody Jen has dated is lower than Angie, despite her attempts at re- inventing herself.

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haha

Posted at 4:06 AM on January 19, 2012  

i think ange just lives her life the way she wants and doesn’t bother much about public opinion.. which is enough to be envied :), she is just being herself – wild and controversial – whatever she likes/is :)

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Katerina

Posted at 1:41 AM on April 26, 2011  

Brad marrying Angie will make him seem as a loser, for marrying a loser.

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Yikes

Posted at 9:33 PM on April 27, 2011  

Spoken by a loser who really knows losers well.

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Katerina

Posted at 12:41 AM on April 28, 2011  

Sorry to burt your bubble, but I have dated the ‘bad boy’ loser types. I’ve never had a serious interest in any of them. I’ve had them wrapped around my finger, it was hysterical to me how stupid they were. Needless to say, It was just an experiment or experience for me, as I would never consider dating someone that I could treat like a doormat. However, I have had girl friends who always flock to the “bad boy” type. IMO, they are stupid because they keep getting played. In my case ‘ you can’t play the ultimate player”. I use my brains not my romantic ridiculous nonexistent notions about being in love with a bad boy loser. It’s never appealed to me, as I tend to admire and like the opposite type. Boo hoo, try again, dumb ars.

 
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Justine

Posted at 1:31 AM on April 26, 2011  

Just as Jen is seen as a loser in the love department. Brad, whether he knows it or not, is also seen that way since hooking up with Angie. Jen should date guys and DUMP THEM. Brad should DUMP Angie. Both Jen and Brad will reclaim some semblance of respect. I don’t want Brad and Jen together, but frankly since they they broke up, neither one is seen as a strong individual in relationships. Although Jen is seen as stronger because it doesn’t affect her. If Brad marries Angie all respect for him will be gone.

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Genna

Posted at 1:18 AM on April 26, 2011  

Brad should put Angie to the test, Ask for a trial separation. Trust me, Angie, with all her fake bravado will be begging for Brad to come back.

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IMO

Posted at 1:08 AM on April 26, 2011  

There’s no comparison. Kate is a well grounded, sane, level headed, mature woman, who’s gorgeous Angie is a psych ward inmate, multiple partners, vile wearing, brother kissing, immature, tattooed, wanna be. William will be marrying up and Brad will be marrying down. Brad’s had some pretty decent women in the past, but he chose to go slumming.

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Carla

Posted at 12:37 AM on April 26, 2011  

My advise to Brad- escape now while you’re still relatively young, otherwise you’ll be chained for life with Angie. Life is too short to waste it on someone who was just an escape and has now become a ball and chain.

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msexodus2000

Posted at 12:00 AM on April 26, 2011  

Every fans of this two, love and expecting to see this two tie the knot. Were excited to see Angelina wear her white traditional dress walking in the aisle,with Brad Pitt. Even do we all knew AJ/BP want simple,quite wedding. What ever price paid for the publicity goes to their choice of charity again.. We just cross our finger AJ/BP do your vision Russ.

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Ginger

Posted at 11:27 PM on April 25, 2011  

I would love to see Angelina and Brad get married. If all the haters would want to have a glimpse. hahahaha

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@Ginger

Posted at 8:29 AM on April 26, 2011  

I’m more concerned about how their fans will be behaving like on that day! Running on streets chanting “yay, they FINALLY got married” lol hahaha, their fans are practically living vicariously through them! So pathetic

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Whatever

Posted at 9:35 PM on April 27, 2011  

Yeah, because the people who are on this site hoping that they split up (with a family of 6 kids no less) ARE so much better. Haha

 
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@ginger

Posted at 1:56 PM on April 28, 2011  

I don’t give a flying fig whether these two break up or not. In my point of view, a man whose dumb enough to cheat on his beautiful, understanding wife SHOULD BE with a hollywood w***e. They’re perfect for each other, Brad with Billy-bob’s (yuck) ex and Angie with Jen’s leftovers. Could he have gotten any hotter since Troy? Apparently not, since these days he’s not half of what he used to be when he was with America’s sweetheart. Brad, Angie and her forehead vein are disgusting. And so what if they have six kids when they don’t even get to spend enough time with them the way good parents should? Those kids are being raised by their nannies, not by their parents.

 
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What the F

Posted at 11:13 PM on April 25, 2011  

How dare you compare the royals with such scums?
I would spit on their face and kicks their wrinkled asses.
Dirty, low life and scam artists should go away now.
Don’t even mention such fame whore and pimp anymore.

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Vick

Posted at 11:08 PM on April 25, 2011  

Stupid writer. Dream on for their wedding. Certainly, if Jolie and Brad had a wedding on the same day as Kate and William, celebrities would drop the royal wedding and attend the Brad’s broody one. You think?
They look like a drug addicts to me than being clean and healthy celebrities.
Such dirty goon and ugly old hag will get people excited if they get married or not? Leave some room left for other stupidity you can make, Russ.

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English Teacher

Posted at 11:24 PM on April 25, 2011  

Hey Vick,

Your grammar obviously proves who the stupid writer actually is, keep up the bad work Vick!

Sincerely,

1st Grade English Class

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anonymous

Posted at 9:36 PM on April 25, 2011  

That’s the one and only time I would spend money for a flat TV, so I could get every drop of it in good color. I am sure sales of TV set would pick up just as it did when we had the Roots TV series. Bring it on! The world is waiting, could you imagine the twins as ring bearers? Angie would make such a beautiful bride and Brad is so handsome. Why is Angie and Brad torturing us like this.

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Anon

Posted at 8:17 AM on April 26, 2011  

Hat’s off to Brangeloony no.1!

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lolo

Posted at 8:54 PM on April 25, 2011  

DREAM ON HE IS NEVER GOING TO MARRY THE HO>.How can they Marry when they are not together.

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Deadra

Posted at 8:16 PM on April 25, 2011  

They should just get married and get it over with. I imagine by now he’s more miserable than most married couples. He’s already married because they’ve got six children, add six nannies and a head case (I’m sure he’s figured this out by now). He’s got zero physical freedom (she won’t let him get away for more than 3 days at a time in between long stretches of bondage). Just get married and get it over with.

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LOL

Posted at 7:11 PM on April 25, 2011  

Two cheaters getting married and the whole world would be excited about it? Yah! a really good model for the world..so dream on. Probably only the loons will be excited if they ever make it to the altar.

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anna

Posted at 5:17 PM on April 25, 2011  

I would be so happy if Brad and Angelina got married on television. I would be glued tothe TV and I would also be so happy for this beautiful family.

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Royal wedding no thanks

Posted at 4:55 PM on April 25, 2011  

Please, Kate and William are so ugly, it will be torture watching them. These two are so boring but people like Royal weddings b/c they like fairy tales. In other circumstances, these two would be ugly losers from the London suburbs to whom nobody pays attention. On the other hand, Brad and Angie are wonderful, attractive, sexy, hot, smart …….

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what?

Posted at 8:41 PM on April 25, 2011  

lol…they both look like a tired, haggard looking married couple with six children. I’ve seen a picture of Angie with no makeup on. This is what he has to look at every night. The days of the ‘sexy’ couple have long gone.

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Sandy

Posted at 8:23 AM on April 26, 2011  

At least Kate & William practice what they preach! Even though they’re super-rich, they lead a truly humble life. Angelina is all talk talk talk. Starving children this, donate money that yet look at the super-luxury houses she lives in! What a phony-balony! She can go fall in a well, I would much rather donate to a william kate charity foundation any day!

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huh?

Posted at 4:38 PM on April 25, 2011  

Can you ever leave Jennifer Aniston out of your nastiness? And please, these two are not getting married until gays get married. Their words not mine….which means not in the next 10 years. And by that time, who the hell will be interested in 60 year old pitt getting married? Please.

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Cool J.A.

Posted at 4:58 PM on April 25, 2011  

i totally agree! love your comment! and yes people leave J.A alone!

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Dee

Posted at 4:11 PM on April 25, 2011  

I’d have to throw up in my mouth if I was to see the ho and whimp get married. You freaks on this site seen to forget that Angie has already been married twice, and that Brad is no longer a big hearth throb. The Loons don’t need a real wedding as they have already plastered the ho’s face on Jennifer’s wedding picture. Just goes to show how much class Angie’s fans have.

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What a hypocrite

Posted at 9:37 PM on April 27, 2011  

Yeah, and your hate-filled nasty post is the EPITOME of class and good taste, HYPOCRITE. You people are as bad–if not worse–than all the other celebs you constantly complain about out.

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