Russ Says: Brad & Angelina's Wedding Would Be Bigger Than The Royal Wedding!

Mon, April 25, 2011 3:40pm EDT by 63 Comments
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The real Wedding of the Century would draw more than two billion viewers if we had any chance to watch!

Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot Friday and at least two billion people around the world are expected to tune in for the Royal Wedding! But there are two people in the world who would draw an even bigger audience — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! There are celebrities attending the Royal Wedding this weekend but it would be nothing compared to the star power that would be in the room if Brad and Angelina tied the knot!

Although the Jolie-Pitts probably wouldn’t have their wedding televised, imagine if it were! The celebs that would be in attendance would be plentiful and powerful, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon to name a few. And every tiny detail would be discussed before and after — think of the wedding dress alone! Designers would clamor to dress Angelina! And which of their six children would be the ring bearer and the flower girl?

If the ceremony were private, the first photo of the couple would easily eclipse the asking price of any celeb picture ever! If we are talking about royalty and a royal wedding, there is one couple we should be talking about and it’s Brad and Angelina. Consider this week’s royal nuptials just to be a dry run of what we can only hope to be the future reality of a real superstar wedding.

You know eventually their kids are going to be asking when they’ll tie the knot, so it’s not necessarily an impossibility. Consider my fingers crossed! I have a party already set up, and Hollywoodlifers, you’re all invited!

The wedding of Brangelina would be so big even Jennifer Aniston would have to watch — painful as it might be for her!

Who would you rather see in a giant televised wedding — the new Royal Couple or the Jolie-Pitts? Sound off below!

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Bratt

Posted at 4:33 PM on November 13, 2011  

obviously this was a publicity stunt for Brad and Angelina!
I hope that they do get marry! Especiaclly for the children you know Brads famous words The kids want Mommy and Daddy to marry! And as we all can see all publicity for their movies! Not only that but their interviews are very dreadful! you know what is so damn funny and hilarious is that they forgot what they said the last time and then say something totally different and then when they are being questioned about it they deny ever saying it and what really blows my mind is that everything they had said before and now is on film!

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hate

Posted at 5:53 AM on July 8, 2011  

God i hate angie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Status Symbol

Posted at 5:34 PM on December 10, 2011  

You MUST be fat AND ugly.

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angelina jolie

Posted at 5:49 AM on July 8, 2011  

Hi, am angelina jolie. I love jenifer aniston soooooooooo much. I always wished i were her especially when she was acting as “rachel Green” in friends.

I hate me cos am freaky and so skinny and ssooooooooooooofrail looking.

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june

Posted at 5:44 AM on July 8, 2011  

Un f’in believeable, ur fake.

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Nicole

Posted at 2:23 PM on May 4, 2011  

No, the point is if Pitt marries Jolie it will ruin his personal life. Well it already did actually, he has no time to himself or friends of his own. She won’t even let him have friends because she doesn’t trust him being out alone. Marrying an actress like Angelina would make him the joke of Hollywood. Everyone knows Angelina was a big whorza most of her life, you don’t buy the cow when you can have the milk for free. Also, you don’t marry a whorza or bring her home to mom! Explains why Brad’s mother, Jane Pitt hates Jolie.

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tahnee

Posted at 5:04 AM on April 27, 2011  

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

Please for the love of God, Brad, don’t marry Angelina Jolie. It’ll kill you! Please come to your senses and go back to Jen! You’d be so much happier!

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Un f'in believeable

Posted at 9:29 PM on April 27, 2011  

ABOVE COMMENT proves many Aniston fans are completely nuts.
Can’t believe the losers hanging on to a 7 year old divorce which isn’t even their own! It’s beyond creepy and infantile at this point.

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MJ

Posted at 1:28 AM on April 27, 2011  

That would be nice if it will happen. Their wedding will be so big it will televise it all over the world. Can you imagine that all their guests from the very well known producers like Graham King, Lorenzo D. and others who produce their film, well known directors like Clint Eastwood, David Fincher, Doug Liman and others will be there besides their friends. And it will be good if they show how it started their love and they will show the behind the scenes of Mr and Mrs Smith that never seen before. I am sure if it will happened Jennifer A. and her desperate fans will scream in the ocean and jump off in the bridge. Hopefully, it will happened soon. Keeps my fingers cross.

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Gethelp

Posted at 10:37 AM on April 27, 2011  

Did they let you out of the mental ward early?

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MJ

Posted at 3:17 PM on April 27, 2011  

Well, Yeah! because they find out there is nothing wrong with me unlike you, they won’t release you from the mental hospital ‘coz you’re still crazy unless you will jump off in the bridge. I can see already that your heart and mind are ready to explode even just to hear our wishful thinking. Hopefully it will happen soon. I cannot wait to see them getting married and seeing and listening how many desperate women die from watching it.

 
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No way

Posted at 4:11 PM on April 27, 2011  

No way would Jen even care if the Pitts got married. The Pitts have an open relationship which is something most normal people including Jen wouldn’t want. I suppose it would be easy to marry a loser who wanted an open relationship, most women would have those types of loser guys lined up at their doorstep. They must also have a pretty mundane sex life if they need to have sex with others. If ones sex life is good, there is no need to have anybody else. Think about it.

 
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Jen fans are CREEPY

Posted at 9:31 PM on April 27, 2011  

Oh wow, you actually think you know them personally? That’s just crazy, dude. Hey, you better take your meds–those pills won’t take themselves, you know.

 
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Michelle

Posted at 2:24 AM on April 28, 2011  

In reply to the post below me. YES most people do know them because of Angie’s dumb interview were she says that fidelity is not important in a relationship. My question to her would have been, if fidelity isn’t important, than why even call it a relationship? Why not just call t what it dating? Because that’s what it is. Angie is dating Brad and they happen to have children.

 
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Michelle

Posted at 2:31 AM on April 28, 2011  

@Jen fans are CREEPY
Angie fans are CREEP. Angie gave an interview were she said fidelity is not important to a relationship. Statistically, for the majority of SANE people, infidelity ranks number two in the reason why marriages and relationships break up. Why even call it a relationship?, They are two people who are dating and have children together. THATS IT. Don’t call it what it isn’t. They are together for PR reasons to advance their careers, which won’t last long because people are seeing them for the lousy actors and posers that they are.

 
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@Michelle

Posted at 2:42 AM on April 28, 2011  

You are so right. When they say they are getting together for a “sexy” date night, it makes me feel as if they are trying too hard to convince the public that their sex life is super. It makes me feel the opposite is true. If their sex life was great, their would be no dire need to announce their “sexy” date night. Their sexy life is reserved for the ‘others’ they hook up with or invite into their bedroom…lol

 
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Anon

Posted at 1:29 PM on April 28, 2011  

Keep dreaming loonie. Who will Jolie invite to the wedding? Her Brother who she’ll probably end up spending her wedding night with? Brad Pitt is the one with the celebrity friends. Angelina is a self-cutting loner who will NEVER be as popular among A-list stars as Jennifer. Jen is friends with the likes of hugh jackman, adam sandler, malin ackerman, orlando bloom,etc, etc. And what’s better? She spends time with their FAMILIES too, not just the men! Brad can marry Anghoelina, why the f**k should Jen-fans care? everyone knows that she will never reach the level of class Jen has. Jolie earned her fame through acting like a tramp since she was 15! last thing, go read up on how many nannies Jolie pays to bring up her children. She doesn’t even have time for her OWN kids, yip Brad Pitt IS a lucky guy to have married a woman who turned him into an atheist. lucky guy!(insert sarcasm)

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@MJ

Posted at 2:06 PM on April 28, 2011  

Yeah, show behind the scenes footage of how these two began their sordid AFFAIR! This is the mentality of the loons, glorifying adultery. At least Brad was cunning enough to lie and say there was NO relationship during the filming of Mr and mrs smith when brad was still married to Jen. By reading your disgusting comment I now see the popularity of these two, they are practically worshipped by people who LACK morals! No wonder why there’s so many problems in America, and why people (including the jolie-pitts) believe there’s no such thing as God. So yes, please show us footage of a woman flirting with a married man or better yet show us footage of a married man making out with a woman whose not his wife! How sweet and wonderful!

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MJ

Posted at 4:57 PM on April 28, 2011  

WOW! you really are ready to explode. No wonder why they did not release you at the mental hospital yet. I really cannot wait to happen that Brad and Angie will getting married at least most desperate women will be gone. Ahh? poor desperate women.

 
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anonymous

Posted at 3:20 PM on April 29, 2011  

Before you go accusing people who don’t worship this ho as a mental case, don’t forget that your beloved Jolie actually HAS ADMITTED HERSELF INTO A MENTAL HOSPITAL IN THE PAST! Even her own father said she needs mental help lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So pathetic, you call yourself a fan of Angelina yet you can’t even accept the truth about her. People don’t like her because she’s a ho! SHE said fidelity is not important, When it comes to Brad, SHE either A)accepted advances from a married man (which no decent woman would do) or B)Put the moves on him herself. SHE admitted to enjoying being in bed with other gay women and SHE admitted to going on dates while she was still married to Billy bob, SHE also made out with her brother and when asked if she’s ever slept with him, she simply smiled at the reporter. You have some nerve accusing others of being mental when you actually worship the biggest nutjob in hollywood lmfao!!

 
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MJ

Posted at 7:22 PM on April 29, 2011  

You are wrong. Angie never admitted that she was in the mental hospital for treatment, it was for her movie GIA. Honey, it was Jen who went to the mental hospital seeing a psychiatrist for over 20 years, it was in her own admission. When you see a psychiatrist that long there must be something wrong with you. She could have a bipolar since she was a kid, you can see that on her old pictures. Poor her psychiatrist for 20 years did not know what to do on Anuston. Anuston psychiatrist tried to open Jen’s case to the public but Anuston tried to shut her up, and she end up dead. Oh! well Jen needs to find another psychiatrist.

 
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anonymous

Posted at 8:05 PM on April 26, 2011  

The concensus by the polls shows (60 to 39 ) in favor of the Pitts,people would rather see the Brad and Angie wedding, so much for all the rants and haters, and as for comparing Angie and Brad to the Royals they work for a living like the rest of us, and are philanthropist,they weren’t born into a name and then live off of it.

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Hishas

Posted at 9:59 PM on April 26, 2011  

There’s still no excuse for conducting your life as trash, the way Angie has. Plenty of people are not born into royalty or wealth and have lived a sane life. Some have been born in poverty and have managed to lift themselves up. There are also people born into wealth who have screwed up their life. Kate was not born into wealth or royalty, yet she has conducted her life in a very mature manor. Stop giving people dumb ars excuses for not conducting their life normally. As for Brangie, why on earth would anybody care to see a couple who have an open relationship with children involved, get married? Our society has gone insane.

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Sumaya

Posted at 1:39 PM on April 28, 2011  

The royal couple is very charitable with their time and money. And more importantly they live more humbly than this publicity seeking hollywood couple who travel by private jets regularly and own more than a dozen homes! BTW the reason why the Jolie-Pitt wedding is leading in this poll is because this article is ABOUT the jolie-pitts! Their obsessed fans would only be here, it’s not rocket science!!!! Look everywhere in the news, the royal wedding is DOMINATING headlines as compared to the 494 people who ticked the jolie-pitt checkbox in this poll? Lame and so not WORTH mentioning lmfao!

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Me

Posted at 4:18 PM on July 17, 2011  

ahem ahem, they own money?. LOL. Royalty lives not from their own money, but that from their serfs….

 
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paul

Posted at 2:20 PM on April 26, 2011  

The Beauty(Pitt) and the Beast(Jolie)

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