Robert Pattinson Reveals His Shocking Physical Deformity, And Why It's So Dangerous!

Wed, April 20, 2011 9:13am EDT by 22 Comments

Rob tells Ellen DeGeneres he ‘genuinely’ thinks something is very, very wrong with him.

Twi-hards know in their hearts Robert Pattinson is superhuman — but could there be actual, anatomical proof?

The talented Mr. Pattinson was on Ellen April 20, and revealed to the world the disturbing reason for one of his most persistent problems as an actor — really, as a man.

“My ass is constantly hanging out,” Rob confessed, pointing to scenes in Twilight filming where his underwear shows above the beltline of his pants. “Every single shot we were doing in this big fight and every shot has these … underpants.”

When asked by the probing Ms. DeGeneres why this condition might persist, Rob finally let it slip.

“I genuinely think I have a few two many extra vertebrae or something,” said Rob, who is promoting Water for Elephants. “It came to a point where producers are calling up my agent going, I don’t know what he is up to but I don’t like it.”

(Good news, Rob — fully 10% of the world suffers from an extra sixth vertebra. Nothin’ to worry about.)

But Rob also revealed how he keeps her very close to his, er, nether regions — namely, that he ran out of underwear at one point while shooting Breaking Dawn and had to keep wearing a pair of underwear with her name on them. “Every single shot we were doing this big fight and every shot has these Ellen underpants,” he says.

Much much more on R-Patz!

  1. ROB SKIPS RED CARPET AT ‘WATER FOR ELEPHANTS’ RED CARPET!
  2. ROB TALKS ABOUT THE LAST DAY OF ‘BREAKING DAWN’ FILMING!
  3. KRISTEN STEWART SHOWS UP TO SUPPORT ROB AT ‘WATER FOR ELEPHANTS’ PREMIERE!