Robert Pattinson Reveals His Shocking Physical Deformity, And Why It's So Dangerous!

Wed, April 20, 2011 9:13am EST by 22 Comments

Rob tells Ellen DeGeneres he ‘genuinely’ thinks something is very, very wrong with him.

Twi-hards know in their hearts Robert Pattinson is superhuman — but could there be actual, anatomical proof?

The talented Mr. Pattinson was on Ellen April 20, and revealed to the world the disturbing reason for one of his most persistent problems as an actor — really, as a man.

“My ass is constantly hanging out,” Rob confessed, pointing to scenes in Twilight filming where his underwear shows above the beltline of his pants. “Every single shot we were doing in this big fight and every shot has these … underpants.”

When asked by the probing Ms. DeGeneres why this condition might persist, Rob finally let it slip.

“I genuinely think I have a few two many extra vertebrae or something,” said Rob, who is promoting Water for Elephants. “It came to a point where producers are calling up my agent going, I don’t know what he is up to but I don’t like it.”

(Good news, Rob — fully 10% of the world suffers from an extra sixth vertebra. Nothin’ to worry about.)

But Rob also revealed how he keeps her very close to his, er, nether regions — namely, that he ran out of underwear at one point while shooting Breaking Dawn and had to keep wearing a pair of underwear with her name on them. “Every single shot we were doing this big fight and every shot has these Ellen underpants,” he says.

Much much more on R-Patz!

  1. ROB SKIPS RED CARPET AT ‘WATER FOR ELEPHANTS’ RED CARPET!
  2. ROB TALKS ABOUT THE LAST DAY OF ‘BREAKING DAWN’ FILMING!
  3. KRISTEN STEWART SHOWS UP TO SUPPORT ROB AT ‘WATER FOR ELEPHANTS’ PREMIERE!

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Posted at 6:18 AM on December 7, 2011  

Thats some educative post!!!

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Posted at 4:01 AM on October 16, 2011  

What an all round amazingly written article

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Hotel L

Posted at 4:27 PM on October 13, 2011  

You’re quite correct with this blog post

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Sophia

Posted at 10:48 AM on April 21, 2011  

The way he sits, especially in that second picture just screams ‘GAY!’

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jason

Posted at 12:26 AM on April 21, 2011  

From HL: “(Good news, Rob — fully 10% of the world suffers from an extra sixth vertebra. Nothin’ to worry about.)”

But the main page teaser says “…and why it’s so dangerous!!”

HUH!!??

Can someone at HL please hire a story editor?

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jason

Posted at 12:22 AM on April 21, 2011  

The main page teaser title included the text “…and why it’s so dangerous!!”

Ok, why is it dangerous HL? You said you’d answer that in your teaser. Where is it?

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kjean

Posted at 12:00 AM on April 21, 2011  

wow really people..ur going to argue about this. get over it.. anywho, I love rob and his new movie looks great.
But this article is rediculous, some peoples butts hang out it happens…im sure alot of ladies wouldnt mind if his arse hangs out more then most lol…this is a waste of an article for real tho…

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jason

Posted at 12:24 AM on April 21, 2011  

“…and why it’s so dangerous!!”

Open up the article and HL says

“(Good news, Rob — fully 10% of the world suffers from an extra sixth vertebra. Nothin’ to worry about.)”

This is one retarded blog.

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Lily

Posted at 1:43 AM on April 21, 2011  

yeah that’s so true.
i wouldn’t be nice if that happened to you would it???
i sure luv rpattz and his movies too…
i agree with you kjean, your totally right. that article is a piece of rubbish!!

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kjean

Posted at 11:57 PM on April 20, 2011  

wow, I watched this today and he was joking. jeez some peoples butts hang out it happens, some peoples more then others lol..although im sure some girls wouldnt mind lol…I want ellen undies

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camila

Posted at 10:42 PM on April 20, 2011  

I love rob so much!!!!!

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lily

Posted at 1:49 AM on April 21, 2011  

same, he’s my celebrity crush

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non of your buisness

Posted at 5:12 PM on April 20, 2011  

Rob is perfect he dosent have to change anythin. ROBSTEN FOREVER!!!!!!For all u haters out there, if your going to unsult someone and about the article why did you read in the firstplace if you don’t like it and think that he is gay. U guys are stupid.

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Lily

Posted at 1:48 AM on April 21, 2011  

your totally right non of your business.y did u guys even read it in first place

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micheal

Posted at 3:39 PM on April 20, 2011  

LAME
Robert pattinsons face makes the headline sound SO STUPID N BORING

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Richard

Posted at 2:52 PM on April 20, 2011  

This is stupid headline!!!
Robert pattinson is gay.

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ohh!

Posted at 3:50 PM on April 20, 2011  

ohhh!!!

the people who call other people gay are undercover their own homosexuality

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Winsome

Posted at 5:56 PM on April 20, 2011  

Takes one to know one. Gays everywhere recognize Rob and Kirsten as both being gay. Just because Twihards have some fantasy about Edward and Bella being together does NOT mean that these two actors are going to be together. They will part ways soon after Twilight dies and becomes a pile of glitter on the floor. Their “relationship” is called GOOD PUBLICITY and PROMOTION.

 
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lily

Posted at 1:45 AM on April 21, 2011  

no way, rpattz is not gay

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hi there

Posted at 6:32 AM on April 21, 2011  

Richard, sorry dude, you won’t have a chance with him. Rob is a lesbian. He likes girls. :)

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Billie

Posted at 2:07 PM on April 20, 2011  

Yeah, it’s his face.

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Tee

Posted at 10:49 AM on April 20, 2011  

YOUR HEADLINE IS SOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!! IT BLOWS THE STORY WAY OUT OF PROPORTION AND MAKES THE STORY ITSELF BORING WHEN IT’S ACTUALLY FUNNY. THE HEADLINE REALLY DOESN’T MATCH THE STORY AT ALL. ANY WAY TO GET HITS ON YOUR STUPID SITE!!!!

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