Jessica Simpson Knows How To Get Out Of Parking Tickets: ‘Show The Girls!’

Thu, April 14, 2011 9:24am EST by 1 Comment

Even with a fashion empire, Jessica uses her femininity to dodge a fine!

Jessica Simpson used to be embarrassed by her large breasts — but she’s learned to use her curvy sexiness to her advantage!

“I was well-endowed when I was in sixth grade,” Jessica, 30, tells People. “There’s no way to hide them, as much as you want to bandage your boobs down…”

But as an adult, her  physique has come in handy in sticky situations!

“Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets: show the girls and give a wink!”

We’re sure she’s stopped many men in their tracks with this tactic!

– William Earl

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yeah yeah

Posted at 3:46 PM on April 14, 2011  

that is such a good idea! lol!

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