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Russ Says: Watch Out, Obama! Charlie Sheen Has Announced His Candidacy For The President Of The United States!

Wed, April 13, 2011 6:59pm EDT by Russ Weakland 3 Comments

During Charlie Sheen’s My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option tour in Boston April 12, the former Two and a Half Men star announced his intentions to become president. Let me be the first to say he has a shot and I officially have joined the Warlock party!

When you think of Charlie Sheen, you think of winning. But could Charlie’s winning ways take him all the way to the White House? If Donald Trump is highly considered to have a chance in 2012 and Sarah Palin has a chance, then anything is possible!

Charlie has been able to revolutionize Twitter and has people buying tickets to a tour that no one knew anything about. He was once on the most popular show on television and is arguably now more popular than he ever has been in his life. Plus, he isn’t hiding anything — like most politicians often do — because he has told us all about his exploits with women, drugs and his rock & roll lifestyle.

It boils down to this: people want to be the president, and they want to be Charlie Sheen.

As crazy as it might sound, if Charlie was president, people would fear what he was going to do next and we would actually gain some credibility with nations that consider us a joke. Charlie would tell his detractors a few choice words and get the job done.

Before you stone me to death, hear me out. I know it will never happen, but imagine how awesome four years in office would be with Charlie Sheen at the controls. There would be endless amounts of awesomeness!

HollywoodLifers, would YOU vote for Charlie Sheen to be our next president or would you consider someone else instead? Sound off below!

Russ Weakland


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