'Jersey Shore' Recap: Sammi & Ronnie Make House Pick Sides In Their Breakup!

Fri, March 18, 2011 9:14am EST by 5 Comments

If things weren’t already bad enough with Sammi and Ronnie’s awkward and horrible fighting — it just got worse!

Sammi Sweetheart, you can date whoever you want! On the March 17 episode of Jersey Shore, Ronnie and Sammi were at it again, this time over Sammi’s “shady ways.” The funny thing is all she was doing was texting some guy named Arvin because she and Ronnie are broken up! But Ronnie doesn’t realize that when you’ve split up it’s OK to do that — so he freaks out! Could he be any more hypocritical?

Don’t you remember back during Season Two when Ronnie would go to the club and make out with girls and then go home and get in bed with Sammi? She didn’t even really know the extent of his cheating until midway through this season! Ronnie needs to get a clue — and Sammi needs to move on for good!

The rest of the episode followed Pauly D to the club where his Stage-Five clinger followed him around. Vinny decided to get his ears pierced and brought along our favorite tanned pickle lover — Snooki! And Mike “The Situation” tried to intimidate Sammi’s Arvin by talking to him on the phone — lame!

One of the more awkward moments was Ronnie’s wasted mom calling the house and having drunken conversations with JWoww and Deena. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in Ronnie’s case.

Don’t forget to tune in March 24 for the Season Three finale of Jersey Shore  — and then come back to HollywoodLife.com for our big recap!

— Chloe Melas

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Jenni is the grandma of Satan

Posted at 6:15 PM on November 1, 2011  

Oh and when Ron broke all of Sams stuff, told her she is a useless whore he gladly would KILL (I will put you in a fire) and all the rest Jenni COMFORTED him. This is what makes me think that Jenni lies about her ex Tom abusing her. A victim of abuse would NEVER take sides with the abuser. Im certain Tom is telling the truth, saying that Jenni stabbed him. She punched Mike in the first season because she didn’t know how not to drink like a 14yearold and Mike didn’t want to leave just because she had made herself sick. Jenni is the worst psychopath seen on tv. She is even worse than Ronnie.

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Posted at 11:08 PM on March 24, 2011  

I’m not sure what Sam did wrong? So what if she text a guy. It’s not like she said meet me here so we can hook up. I think Arvin missed the point and Vinny most certainly did. Ronnie is a loose canon and needs to back off.

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Turbo Tank

Posted at 1:37 AM on March 20, 2011  

Is Arvin a cyborg? He just kept repeating I’M HERE TO SEE SAMANTHA, I’M HERE TO SEE SAMANTHA!I think Arvin like Ronnie may be mildly retarted. Has Sammie ever dated a guy with an IQ over 60?

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Posted at 12:45 AM on March 19, 2011  

whoever wrote this article hasn’t watched all of season 2 or 3 and if they have, damn, they miss the point

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TV Steve

Posted at 9:33 AM on March 18, 2011  

Vinny, a week after getting spray tanned, decided to get his ears pierced. Seems like he’s taking his queues on how to be an Italian man from The Situation. Vinny asked how they looked. They look like they belong to a woman. Or a douchebag. http://bit.ly/eoWTxe

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