Jon Cryer Admits: 'I Am A Troll!' Charlie Sheen Was Right!

Fri, March 11, 2011 9:43am EDT by 6 Comments

Just when we all thought Charlie was crazy, it turns out he’s been telling the truth all along!

Charlie Sheen‘s Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer took to the airwaves March 10 to address one of Charlie’s recent rants, in which he called Jon a “troll.” And you won’t believe what he revealed: “Those words were hurtful to me for many reasons,” Jon said on Conan. “The fact is, I am a troll!”

“It’s not something I like to talk about,” he continued. “My parents don’t even know that I’m a troll. The truth is there’s not a lot of tolerance for people like me, especially in Hollywood. … You have no idea how much money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery.”

I don’t know about you guys, but my heart is absolutely breaking for Mr. Cryer. I just want to give him a big hug… and then possibly rub his stomach and make a wish. How he’s managed to keep his secret for 45 years I will never know.

Watch Jon’s heartbreaking confession below:

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