The outrageous starlet offers her words of wisdom for ‘Chucky’ in his period of insanity.
The whole world may be enjoying Charlie Sheen‘s bizarre media frenzy, but who would actually be willing to join his three-ring circus? Enter Tila Tequila. The nocturnal starlet tells HollywoodLife.com that she’d gladly fill in as one of Charlie’s “goddesses.” In fact, she’d be the only he’d ever need. “I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”
As someone who admits to having her own public “meltdown,” Tila believes she can be a real asset to Charlie in his time of need.
“I think what he doesn’t realize is that people aren’t laughing with him — they are laughing at him,” Tila says. “So while he’s a trending topic, it really is for all the wrong reasons. I wish I would have known this while I was going through my public meltdown. Things would have been different. I wish Charlie knew that this publicity he’s feeding off of is all wrong.”
I’d love to see what kind of magic Tila could work over Charlie’s life — but until then, I’ll have to settle for getting my Tila fix through her new music video. “Walking On Thin Ice” premieres March 10 on MTV, and Tila tells us we’ll be surprised to see how “vulnerable” it makes her look.
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Posted at 1:38 PM on April 3, 2011
this dumb whore is a product of the moronic and downright stupidity of the P.C. movement. everybody is SPECIAL ,nobody is a regular joe. then reality sets in and these SPECIAL people find out they are normal people just like the rest of us poor slobs. or even worse the find they arent even as good as an average everyday mook. thats when the problems hit.the entertainment business hasnt been about talent for the last 25 years and its only getting worse. thats why the reality craze didnt stop when it should have , with ozzy and the real world and cops. now you have crap like american idol which has never truly been about talent, its ultimately about popularity. and what is popularity driven by when the audience is mostly gay men and pre/post adolescent females? hormones. need i say more? this is how gutter trash like ms nguyen become public figures. its also how charlie manages to be in the spotlight without being instituitionalised without his consent.