Tila Tequila Wants To Join Charlie Sheen As His New ‘Goddess!’ Exclusive Interview!

Tue, March 8, 2011 5:24pm EDT by 18 Comments

The outrageous starlet offers her words of wisdom for ‘Chucky’ in his period of insanity.

The whole world may be enjoying Charlie Sheen‘s bizarre media frenzy, but who would actually be willing to join his three-ring circus? Enter Tila Tequila. The nocturnal starlet tells HollywoodLife.com that she’d gladly fill in as one of Charlie’s “goddesses.” In fact, she’d be the only he’d ever need. “I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”

As someone who admits to having her own public “meltdown,” Tila believes she can be a real asset to Charlie in his time of need.

“I think what he doesn’t realize is that people aren’t laughing with him — they are laughing at him,” Tila says. “So while he’s a trending topic, it really is for all the wrong reasons. I wish I would have known this while I was going through my public meltdown. Things would have been different. I wish Charlie knew that this publicity he’s feeding off of is all wrong.”

I’d love to see what kind of magic Tila could work over Charlie’s life — but until then, I’ll have to settle for getting my Tila fix through her new music video. “Walking On Thin Ice” premieres March 10 on MTV, and Tila tells us we’ll be surprised to see how “vulnerable” it makes her look.

 

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