Charlie Sheen Says: I Was Born Dead & I'm Suing CBS!

Wed, March 2, 2011 12:03am EST by 2 Comments

The highest paid TV actor says he won’t go down without fight and he’s on a drug called ‘Charlie Sheen.’

Charlie Sheen wants you to know, its not his fault! The Two and a Half Men star was removed from his TV throne, after CBS and Warner Bros. pulled the plug after his incredibly questionable behavior. But he tells 20/20 he hasn’t done anything wrong.

“I’m not an anti-Semite,” Charlie says. “I’ve been pleasing people for far too long.”

The actor who once made $1.8 million an episode, says he wants another season and in the meantime, he’s “going to sue” the network.

After introducing his “goddesses” on national TV and revealing these porn stars are helping raise his two twin boys Bob and Max, you can only ask yourself: does Charlie just not get it?

“The last time I took drugs it was more than anyone could survive,” he says revealing he’s lucky to have, “Tiger blood.”

So is Charlie sorry for bashing the shows creator and causing such a backlash? “I’m proud of what I created.”

– Chloe Melas

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Posted at 6:03 AM on March 2, 2011  

Is everybody sick enough to puke yet hearing about this drugged out drunken arsehole for weeks???

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Posted at 8:14 AM on March 2, 2011  

Light entertainment programmes have produced a slurry of media sociopaths, some of whom may attest some talent, some others again dont.The problem arises because the TV public ,for the most part in the US- doesntr have the intelligence to understand the difference and is held to ransom by the TV production companies, who like everything ,decide what the US public gets for ,.. breakfast,.. lunch,.. dinner,. becasue there is no insurance again just being dumb.

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