What were they thinking?!
Were Madonna and Michelle determined to make it onto Oscar Night Worst dressed lists? Were they determined to look like Cirque de Soleil performers or even worse Madonna — like Britney Spears’ at the 2010 Grammy Awards? Madonna — we already know you have an amazing body at 52, did you really need to have your butt cheeks hanging out of your bodysuit at the Vanity Fair party ? Especially since you took your daughter Lourdes, 14, as your date. I know your daughter probably has a pretty high embarrassment threshold by now, but how about some impressively chic outfit instead of fishnets, lace and fur- even of they are by Italian designers Dolce & Gabbana. You really don’t need to keep trying to prove that you’re even hotter in your 50s than any 20 year-olds running around? As for Michelle – do you have mermaid envy?