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Kim & Kourtney Forced to Confess on TV Which One Has Real & Which Has Fake Breasts!

Fri, January 28, 2011 5:01am EDT by 20 Comments

Bonnie Says: How rude is it to be invited on to CNN’s Piers Morgan’s new talk show, Jan. 27, and be grilled about your breasts! Read & vote!

Did Kim and Kourtney Kardashian agree to go on to CNN and know they would be ambushed by breast questions? Do you think it was fair for show host Piers Morgan to just blatantly ask the sisters if their breasts were real? Would he ask Hillary Clinton if her breasts were real? Oprah? Is every woman fair game for Piers? Will he be asking men the length of their members?

You have to hand it to Kim and Kourtney. They didn’t blink when Piers pulled a fast one on them.

“Are they real?” he asked, referring to their busts. “They are real,” Kim replied. “Completely percent real?’ Pier persisted, like Kim could have had one real and one fake! “They’re completely 100 percent real.” That’s when Kourtney chimed in, confessing, “these babies aren’t real.”  Responded the practically drooling Piers,  “You’ve had surgery?” like they’d be ” not real” some other way.

Listen, I know the Kardashian sisters are extremely open about their lives and they were gracious to Piers – it’s why we love them – but there was something incredibly creepy about a 45-year-old man staring at their breasts on a national talk show and demanding relentlessly to know whether they were real or fake. Did this creep you out too?

I’m surprised Kim continued to be as polite and forthcoming to Piers as she was. When asked about her boyfriend Kris Humphries, 25,  after the beast discussion,she described him as “a really good person, and said  that she would “never move in with anyone unless I was engaged or married,” which is smart of Kim. Definitely don’t do a Kourtney and end up pregnant without a ring on that finger and a commitment.

While Kim admits, “I hope to get married,” she insists there are no plans in the works, but she does fess up that she loves an athletic, beefcake- type guy like her boyfriend, six-foot-nine-inch Humphries.

“It’s fun though,” she says about Kris’ height. It’s like walking down the street and he, like picks up my hand, and I feel like a little kid that used swings.” But I bet the real secret to Kim’s attraction to Humphries and her former athlete boyfriends it this: they make her feel slim! “It’s the best way to feel skinny…tiny and skinny. So find a big tall man.”

Good tip, Kim. And hooray for you and Kourtney for keeping so cool  even when confronted by sexist questions from a male interviewer, who probably had to pinch himself from drooling in front of  you.

-Bonnie Fuller


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