It’s the third season of the fist-pumping reality show and the newest guidette causes some major drama!
The Jersey Shore is back and better than ever! As we see in the arrivals, though their stations in life have certainly changed, Seaside Heights, NJ., remains the same. The new season of our favorite guidos and guidettes premiered Jan.6, on MTV at 10 ET and the new cast member Deena Nicole Cortese is literally a Snook-alike! They’re multiplying! The tiny tanned pickle lover is definitely going to have a run for her money, or in Seaside currency, “gorilla juiceheads” this season!
The first major issue of the night was who gets what room? I really don’t understand what Sammi‘s problem is and I don’t see why she would decide to pick a room with not one, not two, but THREE beds! No wonder the run-in with JWoww was completely awkward!
Mike “The Situation” actually turns down an “accidentally naked” Deena while playing “Find the Hat,” a sexual game that Deena likes to do before “smooshing.” Shockingly, we find out that Vinny has been keeping a huge secret from Snooki! Keep in mind, Vinny and Snooki used to “smoosh” but Vinny decided to hook up with Snooki’s best friend Ryder.
But nothing tops the epic girl-fight between Deena and Sammi at the end of the episode! Unfortunately, the episode ends mid-fight, so we’ll have to wait one more week to find out what goes down! The quote of the night goes to Snooki for saying: “Even though we’re tiny bi**hes, I don’t give a sh*t … I will f***in’ attack you like a squirrel monkey.”
There you have it HollywoodLifers, come back next week where we’ll pick up where they left off!