'Bridalplasty' Recap: E! Host Giuliana Rancic Is Horrified To See The Brides' Floral Knowledge!

Sun, January 2, 2011 11:09pm EST by 8 Comments

The trainwreck that officially refuses to crash chugs on for yet another week with the brides proving they have no talent for floral work!

The substantially shallow women of Bridalplasty continued in their quest to look nothing like their actual selves on the Jan. 2 episode, this week delving into the world of floral design. Most bouquets though, along with the spirits of many viewers it can be assumed, were dead.

For women who are so seemingly obsessed with their own personal aesthetic, these ladies have no eye for any sort of beauty. Week after week, whether it is picking a wedding dress, wedding ring or in this case bouquet, they all display an utter lack of taste. Almost every bouquet was dead and most had feathers in them. Classy.

Guest judge this week was world famous E! personality Giuliana Rancic, a flower expert as she has been married one assumes. She brought what she generally brings to the table at these things with her dialed up energy and from the looks on some of the girl’s faces one would think Julia Roberts had just walked in the room.

The winner was Janessa, currently savoring her similar accolades as the program’s most appalling human being, and she decided to finally get the nose she always dreamed of! The operation seemed to go fine and as a result of her incapacitated status, she was given the deciding vote in this week’s elimination.

The bottom two were Netty and Lisa Marie (as always), and Janessa chose to get rid of Netty. Something about making her alliance stronger or whatnot, though I’m still not sure since these women seem to shift allegiances every episode.

Next week looks amazing however as we get to meet the mother-in-laws. Hopefully they all go home and tell their sons to run after seeing what’s happening in this house.

-Chris Spargo

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Posted at 7:19 PM on July 6, 2012  

Chris spargo you are hilarious and refreshing..love the way you write about it..one episode was enough to show how shallow most of them are..

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Posted at 4:59 PM on January 14, 2011  

Giuliana is so kewl.

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Posted at 4:41 PM on January 3, 2011  

Who is the designer of the green dress Giuliana is wearing in the episode?

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Posted at 11:32 AM on January 3, 2011  

“Global superstar?” Really?

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Robin Bush

Posted at 10:00 AM on January 3, 2011  

SHALLOW WOMEN HOW PATHETIC what a goal they have in their life. It is very sad…..

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Posted at 1:05 AM on January 3, 2011  

Whoever wrote this story is a b*tch. The women are “shallow” because they cannot afford to have a wedding and look nice for it? That really makes a person shallow; being broke and wanting happiness. God forbid!

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oh dear

Posted at 5:57 AM on January 3, 2011  

a shallow person is indeed one that strives to have plastic surgery in order to secure her future husbands affections. if she cannot accept her insecurities and imperfections her marriage will not last. in fact, i can almost certainly say that whoever wins this show is gonna get divorced.

these ladies should not be fighting over plastic surgery. they should be spending time in therapy – learning to love themselves – AND planning MARRIAGE, not their weddings!

from experience, i can tell you that men generally prefer women who are confident in themselves. no matter how many imperfections they have. just imagine being with a guy who constantly criticises himself in front of the mirror and whines about wanting to have plastic surgery. would you find that attractive? would you wanna spend years with such a man?

a wedding should not be about the money/flowers/dress/hair/celebrations. it should be about committing to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. and with that, the former shouldnt matter all that much.

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Posted at 9:35 AM on January 3, 2011  


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