Bonnie Says: Sarah Palin Trashed Michelle Obama & Dissed Willow's Boyfriend On New 'Alaska!'

Mon, December 20, 2010 9:30am EDT by 45 Comments

Sarah Palin, the Lipstick Pitbull, doesn’t pull punches and she landed one squarely on the First Lady’s chin during last night’s episode of Sarah Palin’s ‘Alaska.’

“Where’s the s’mores ingredients,” she asked her kids on their gigantic RV, as the family headed out on a camping trip.  When she found the marshmallos she announced “This is in honor of The First Lady, who says we shouldn’t have dessert!”

Pow! She knocked Michelle for her well-lauded “Let’s Move” anti-obesity campaign.

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Normally, politicians don’t take swings at First Ladies, unless you have Hillary Clinton in the role and she doesn’t like baking cookies. But Sarah clearly has no respect for the presidential spouse’s role….oh, unless, Todd occupies it as First Dude. Is huntin’, shootin’, halibut bashin’ Palin intimidated by the Obama biceps? are Michelle’s more manned up than hers? You have to wonder.

Sarah also has no respect for her daughters’ romantic interests, though after Bristol‘s epically bad baby daddy choice — Levi Johnston — I can understand why she’s giving the evil eye to Willow‘s paramour, Andy Almom.

Sarah says she allowed Willow’s “little friend Andy” to come along on the family camping trip after he agreed to help out. Of course, that was long before he just found out he got the Palin diss on national TV last night. Bet he’ll be less romantic after being publicly humiliated by being called “little friend”.

As usual, Fox News commentator Sarah — a member of the press herself — took a swing at the media. She’s thrilled to go rafting in the episode “to get away from the press.”

“I’m happy to get the heck away from idiots and bloggers who do not like our family,” she rails. “We all make mistakes. I feel bad for [my kids'] mistakes because their mistakes play out on the front page of the The National Enquirer, which really sucks for them,” she grumbles.

Well, Sarah, Bristol’s “mistake” was obviously going to play out in the press — c’mon, you were famously pro-abstinence as a VP candidate at the same time your 16-year-old was knocked up. Now, she’s a Dancing With The Stars star, and you appear on your own reality show, so, for your family, the media exposure will continue to suck, since you’ve put your family front and center in the press.

Once again, Sarah made sure we knew she likes action that’s “challenging and physically exerting,” as she shouts “paddle” and “go baby go” while she rafts.

If we weren’t tired enough from that, the pre-presidential Palin shows off her tough stuff some more with four-wheeling and clay pidgeon shooting. The NRA must be beyond thrilled and getting ready to bankroll their girl.

What I did find somewhat comforting: The Palins go off fossil hunting and Sarah acknowledges that the fossils are millions of years old. Maybe, she does believe in evolution after all!

– Bonnie Fuller

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Jeannie

Posted at 9:50 AM on January 30, 2011  

Sarah Palin has no idea about how to be Presidential. She makes her money by making controversial comments and being polarizing. She is mean spirited and spiteful. Maybe all Wasilla residents are like her–I don’t know–but she thinks it is cute criticizing everyone who has been elected and using comments like WTF and BS and bastards. Can you imagine a granny using a vulgar word which could be used to describe her own grandson–on national TV? Sarah Palin is a very ugly person and has mental health problems. Her vision of what she wants to achieve for America is what is going on with Egypt right now.

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Trudy

Posted at 9:15 PM on January 23, 2011  

Bill O’Reilly tried to tell Sarah Palin to think about whether this reality show would make her more Presidential or Less Presidential. She told him it would improve her ratings. I guess she was wrong–90% agreed with Mr. O’Reilly. Looks like Sarah has absolutely awful advisers and lacks any common sense.

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Manuel

Posted at 6:32 PM on January 14, 2011  

After watching this series on Palin’s Alaska, I felt really sad for the Palin family. Every one of the kids had no respect for their mom. Their mom had no respect for the kids’ privacy and she made them all look poorly mannered and spoiled. I can understand why she goes ballistic every day about someone who has done something different than the way she does–after seeing her treat her kids with the same kind of contempt. She says that everything she and Todd does is a competition–isn’t that sad? Marriage isn’t a game of upsmanship. I even believe the stories told about how when she is mad, Sarah Palin tossed cans of food at her brand new stainless steel refrigerator and it got all dented and she dumped it out and bought a new one. She may have millions of dollars and a lot of fans who will vote for her no matter what she does or says–but this lady has anger problems and is jealous of everyone and she needs some mental health counselling. There is no way under the sun that she is stable enough to run a government office without quitting. She thinks she is perfect and makes everyone else feel inferior. It is too bad that Bristol had to move to Arizona so that she could lead her own life and not be told how she was responsible for Sarah losing the election. Sarah Palin lost the election on her own. Why does Todd just keep quiet rather than kicking her out and raising the kids alone.

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Maureen

Posted at 9:15 PM on January 3, 2011  

I am sure Todd’s entire family is hoping that Sarah and Bristol will move to Arizona and never come back. To think that Sarah has been a member of the family and after twenty years of marriage, she is just now (while the cameras are running) starting to learn how to clean a fish! How embarrassing it must be for them to see Caribou Barbie go hunting with her Dad and not even know how to hold the gun; how to be quiet and quit talking when you are hunting; and how to load and re-load a gun–and then watching them only take 1/8 of the meat of her caribou because it is too much work to clean out and dress the animal correctly and carry the entire animal out. If Sarah has this much trouble doing all the activities that she claims to have mastered; and has so much trouble running her household and cannot even relate to her youngest unless she plays the happy game and won’t let him wear his glasses or hearing aides when she is getting her picture taken with him; and she hasn’t even taught her nine year old that you spread germs when you lick the spoon and then put it back in the batter; and you home school your daughter and keep her doing the school work of a first grader–I am sure Todd’s family is wondering why he got this bimbo pregnant and they had to get married. This whole family is spoiled and thinks they are divas. And Todd and Sarah are pretending to be year around fishermen–when they only fish for two weeks a year because their only fishing license is in Todd’s Grandma’s name for being a Native Alaska. So now we have Bristol and Willow both pregnant and unmarried–isn’t it about time for Mama to sit down with them and talk to them about how poorly abstinence is working? It looks like Sarah doesn’t want her own mother to offer any opinion on this show–it is all about Sarah and her Dad and staying on the gravy train and ripping off the American public and laughing all the way to the bank. I think the only honest people in this entire family are Sally and Trig.

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Maria

Posted at 8:51 PM on January 3, 2011  

Sarah Palin doesn’t care how bad her family looks on their realty show–just show her the money. Anyone who has any hunting experience will tell you that Sarah is phony–she puts her family in danger because she wants close up pictures of the bears. She goes hunting for caribou and kills a Mama–and then only takes out some of the meat. She is all for show–carry out only enough meat to fit into her rolling cooler–too lazy to carry out the entire carcass because all she needs to show is that after five and counting shots she gets an animal that doesn’t know anything at all about the dangers of hunting. Heck, maybe Sarah just went to the local zoo and picked off one of their animals. It is kind of hard to see her go hunting with her Daddy and know that the only reason he hunts is for trophies and bragging rights. You can see why Todd wouldn’t go hunting with these three murderers. She didn’t need the meat; and she was so lazy and greedy that she wouldn’t take the extra meat and give it to some more deserving family or an orphanage etc. She gives hunters in Alaska a very bad name–no wonder her popularity has dropped to an all time low of 30% of the voters.

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Murfy

Posted at 8:42 AM on January 1, 2011  

When are we going to get rid of Caribou Barbie–who can’t even shoot straight. Even the Alaskans are making fun of her TV program. Everything out of her mouth is a downer. And yes, it is an Alaskan State Law that they should be wearing seatbelts but I guess Sarah is above the law. Regular hunters are saying how foolish she looks w/a gun. Looks like she never took the safety course everyone who gets a license is supposed to take. Bristol is a big cow, who I wouldn’t doubt for a moment is preggers again and had to move to Arizona to get away from being seen in her more familiar surroundings of Alaska (maybe she’s just setting up a base for Sarah in old “maverick” McCain’s state!). Whatever, as we all know, she’s laughing all the way to the bank with all the millions she’s making off all her adoring fans, of which I am NOT one. As far as her comment about Michelle Obama, just shows how classless she really is. Michelle is just encouraging us to make better decisions for what our kids put in their mouths–she’s not saying we can’t have dessert. Use your head people.

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Nelson

Posted at 2:33 PM on December 22, 2010  

Bristol Palin was an embarrassment to television. To place her in the role of celebrity or star was incredibly stupid. She danced like a rock and exhibited the expressions of a mule in heat. she had the rythm of a cracked record going back and forth to the incomplete song. To think they paid her to be on the show and do silly stiff moves and call that dance is nauseating. She had the figure of a top and ended the program like a tornado gaining strength and growing. The favoritism given her was unfair, improper and condescending to actors and real celebrities trying to dance “FOR REAL!”

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rachel

Posted at 1:35 PM on December 22, 2010  

wow! and people actually want Sarah to be president. I want whatever their smoking.

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kenn

Posted at 10:43 AM on December 22, 2010  

Mishell who?

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JustMe

Posted at 10:33 PM on December 21, 2010  

Why does nobody ever check into the fact that Bristol is preggo right no? (She is the Oonly female to ever gain weight on that show – despite the rigorous dance schedule, and also, the back-stage insiders murmur that they know she is preggo – they had to devise camouflage belly-tightenings, so it was not quite so obvious. Go check out the DWTS staff…)

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Jeez

Posted at 8:54 PM on December 21, 2010  

You people are some real miserable jerks to be trashing a woman like that. It’s a little show that only has a few episodes left and you froth about it.

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Marco

Posted at 6:43 PM on December 21, 2010  

$arah Palin has jumped the shark. She NEEDS to make comments like this to try and stay relevent. $arah Palin is nothing more than a brand/corporation that the FOX NEWS drone watchers continue to (literally) buy into in order to think that $arah will “help them take America back”.

$arah could care less about the people that defend her here on this board and elswhere. But by all means, keep sending her your money while she laughs all the way to the bank.

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Ann

Posted at 5:06 PM on December 21, 2010  

Wow. Sure is a lot of Sarah bashing on here! Seems like love of the outdoors may not be your thing, Bonnie, or the rest of you! Not all of us worship or even think that highly of Ms. Obama, though I don’t consider myself a Michelle basher, as you are to Sarah.

All is not black and white, as to wrong or right, and you have to take each issue in order to really honestly consider it. You all seem to be on here just to make fun of someone and TRY to make yourselves look better. Not all of us are liberal and not all of us try to HATE on someone because they don’t stand for the same politics we do. Wonder what it would be like for you some day if you are the object of such intense scrutiny and criticism. Fortunately for Sarah, she doesn’t let anyone stop her from being the individual she is. Maybe you liberals will learn some day that individuality doesn’t just apply to homosexuals, abortionists, and other issues you support, but also to freedom of religion, speech, and the right to bear arms, among many other freedoms we have the right to enjoy here in the US…at least for now.

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Deb

Posted at 7:36 PM on December 21, 2010  

Ann,

I agree with you…
“All is not black and white, as to wrong or right, and you have to take each issue in order to really honestly consider it.”
…but am going to add that here’s one of the problems I have with Sarah Palin. I don’t see any evidence that she does this.

I have to think there’s alot of good conservatives out there with much more to offer our country than Sarah Palin.

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Sharon

Posted at 4:14 PM on December 23, 2010  

you are not the brightest bulb on the tree. The whole point started when Palin bashed FLOTUS. This has nothing to do with beliefs. This is about a self serving 1/2 term ex governor who tweets and facebooks messages about hate towards everyone.

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grace

Posted at 2:22 PM on December 21, 2010  

How come no one seems to have noticed the Palins don’t wear seat belts — not even the kids — in either the car or the RV?

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ignorance is not bliss

Posted at 7:01 AM on December 22, 2010  

Watch the show again and take the time to read about seatbelt laws in AK; you’ll see where you’re wrong.

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Sharon

Posted at 4:15 PM on December 23, 2010  

are seatbelts required in AL?

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mimi tholsted

Posted at 7:08 PM on December 20, 2010  

Sarah P is plain and a joke, not okay in her head…….she is a trasher – and she would be a disaster in The White House……..can you imaging!

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zoeel

Posted at 3:16 PM on December 20, 2010  

When she says things like that it doesnt seem so strange that she never taught her kids that going to college was something worth working for.

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ignorance is not bliss

Posted at 6:58 AM on December 22, 2010  

Whenever and wherever did you get the idea Palin does not stress the importance of education? Perhaps you need to educate yourself on Palin’s educational background and the goals and dreams she has for her children before submitting foolish statements like the one above. You don’t have to like the woman, nor approve of her politics, but you lose all credibility and your opinion becomes moot when you don’t know what you’re talking about!

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Sharon

Posted at 4:18 PM on December 23, 2010  

Oh my, I think you need to educate yourself on her so called “educational background”. She went to several colleges before she finally graduated. She does not try to influence her children to go to school in any way. Half term ex governor….quitter….the bottom line is that this woman is not qualified in any way, shape or form to be President. It doesn’t matter if your a dem or republican. I am a republican and I think she is the WORST NIGHTMARE of our great party.

 
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jezoebel

Posted at 3:13 PM on December 20, 2010  

If Caribou Barbie was trying to make herself look good for her presidential run (let’s be honest, she wants to run so badly), she’s doing a pathetic job. She complains about the “lamestream media” (enough with that stupid term already), but she has no problem trashing anyone and everyone she has a problem with. For a mother of five and a grandmother of one, she has the mentality of a teenage Mean Girl.

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Ann

Posted at 5:09 PM on December 21, 2010  

And you sound like just the one to teach someone to be mean… read back what you wrote and admit it!

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Olivia

Posted at 2:14 PM on December 20, 2010  

She must have read her latest opinion polls. Keep going Sarah. Keep making yourself less and less popular. You’re just revealing to the country what a thoroughly nasty, unpleasant, uneducated woman you are. Just for the record, you silly twit, the First Lady’s campaign is about encouraging kids to eat more healthy foods. Only an idiot could interpret that as ‘we can’t have dessert’. Then again, I think it’s well-established that’s the only word you can use to describe Sarah Palin.

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trisha

Posted at 1:54 PM on December 20, 2010  

@msnetgate, Wow..you truly are not the smartest bulb in the box.

You don’t think that our children’s health is important? You don’t think that helping children make smart choices about what they put into their body is important? You don’t think that trying to stave off obesity and it’s related health risks is important?

You are a sad individual. Classless too, if you think that Palin’s snarky remarks toward the First Lady were appropriate.

Palin is griping about the press when she is the one who keeps inviting them in. She wants her kids “off limits” but keeps taking the $$$ for their faces in the spotlight. She complains about “being attacked” yet all she does is attack others.

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ignorance is not bliss

Posted at 6:53 AM on December 22, 2010  

Dictating what people can and cannot eat is WRONG and I’m frightened that people like you don’t understand the message Obama is sending.

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DJ Masao

Posted at 9:54 PM on December 26, 2010  

Hm!!!!, Let seee!!! If Mrs. Obama had said that now dont tell kids what to eat let them eat whatever they want. Now, put in mind that about 80% of our children are obese to point of Obesity is becoming an epidemic. I guess you would have said negative thing about her as well. so it is not about what President and First lady says or articulate as leaders of the free nation. It is about haters like you interprete and lash out crying. Are you aware that America is tailing China and some few 3rd world countries when come to education and technology advancement and mostly health???? So you think that articulating these frontline issues is about Obama and First lady taking away freedom? Wait until china is gonna tell you that he owns you on all fronts then who will you blame while your kids cant even defend you because their brains are polarized by junk food and no education. cant wait to see that cause I will have my education and my health right bro. peace out

 
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Sharon

Posted at 4:19 PM on December 23, 2010  

well said!

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KR

Posted at 12:41 PM on December 20, 2010  

Nothing wqrong wqith keeping an eye what your kids eat and their activties.

Maybe if Sarah had kept an eye on Bristol, maybe she
wouldn’t have been a fat, unwed, teen-age mother.

Oh. Well. One daughter down–two to go.

Hey Sarah, “How’s that abstinence campaign and eating
junk food working out for ya?”

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msnetgate

Posted at 11:55 AM on December 20, 2010  

Good for her cause I don’t care for Michelle either. Can’t she find something more meaningful and productive for the country other than telling people what they should and shouldn’t eat. Rediculous

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Tyroanee

Posted at 2:04 PM on December 20, 2010  

msnetgate-
That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I’ve read… Did you know we here in the USA have the highest adolescent obesity rate, not to mention diabetes?
Now you would think that a First Lady would care enough to address this issue, as we are sinking lower and lower in the education pool of the world.
BTW you spelled RIDICULOUS wrong…I rest my case, please by all means enjoy the Hate Fest and have another Ding-dong!

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no sweets for you

Posted at 6:42 AM on December 22, 2010  

Keep an eye on the government you seem to be such a fan of because before long they’ll be deciding what is appropriate for YOUR dinner table. CA has already taken steps in that direction with the laws about toys for kids in meals and Michelle Obama is moving many people like you in that direction also.
Palin was making a joke about it. It’s frightening you took it seriously.

 
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scott

Posted at 11:41 PM on December 20, 2010  

Health and fitness aren’t worthwhile? We have a nation of fat kids who sit on their asses playing video games and eating processed foods. Teaching good health and nutrition is more than worthwhile. In your case, however, spelling may have been a more practical ’cause’. It’s RIDiculous–not REDiculous.

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Ann

Posted at 5:12 PM on December 21, 2010  

Yeah! Way to pick a really important issue. Why don’t we let all the moms decide what the kids should eat? That’s their domain, isn’t it? Get back to sending lunches, and then they can always get foods that are good for them!

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Sharon

Posted at 4:23 PM on December 23, 2010  

no its not rediculous. Every first lady has a “cause” Laura Bush’s was reading. Should she have not bothered telling people to read? Michelle Obama’s cause is obesity in children. She is not telling people what to eat. Because this country’s children are gaining weight in alarming numbers AND getting diabetes and heart disease, she is advocating eating better (more fruit and less junk) and exercise more. Even the folks at Fox don’t have a problem with it.

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jessica

Posted at 11:11 AM on December 20, 2010  

“This is in honor of The First Lady, who says we shouldn’t have dessert!”

Palin is such an idiot. When people are overweight and have health probalem because of it, then yes they should skip dessert. Look at Palins daughrter Bristol. She is heaft and could afford to miss out on a few smores. Im sick of women like Palin who just bully other by making uo lies like this. The sad part is a large percentage od the American public will read this and then think that Michelle Obama said that. The ‘lets move” campaign is great. With schoold budgets being vut and parents having less and less time to do activities with their kids it is important that children learn to be active and healthy. Sorry Sarah but your kids having underage sex doesnt count as excerise.

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Sue81

Posted at 10:15 AM on December 20, 2010  

There is always some snotty vile thing coming out of that woman’s mouth. The only way she knows to make herself look good is to try to make others look back. Apparently, a “Chrisitan” trait she has passed on to her daughters.

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ANONYMOUS

Posted at 10:01 AM on December 20, 2010  

Not surprised, Sarah Palin must have read her prospects and recent polls for her presidential bid in 2012 and now gone postal. Eight in ten said they wouldn’t vote for her because she’s not qualified for that office,these numbers would have to include her own Tea Party followers. Poor thing that must hurt, Michelle Obama the First Lady is an Ivy League graduate and is more than qualified to run for president.

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Sharon Penrose

Posted at 1:22 AM on December 21, 2010  

Sarah Palin is an egotistical show off. Would she be the worst thing that could happen to the USA if she ever became President? Is her “Palin in Alaska” another stupid ploy of hers to gain attention and try to win us over? Does she show the type of standards she has, and teaches her children when she takes shots at Michelle Obama? Would I rather see her run for “Mrs” America than for President, or any other form of political office? In her well known, well educated words in the past, the answer is “you betcha”

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Ann

Posted at 5:14 PM on December 21, 2010  

Have you even been watching the show? There’s certainly a lot more to it than is being quoted here. I’ll bet you haven’t seen it at all. You all try to minimize people’s good points and maximize their bad in order to smear them. Such immaturity. No one even wants to be around whiners. That’s what you all sound like!

 
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ignorance is not bliss

Posted at 6:48 AM on December 22, 2010  

You don’t even know the name of her show and I’ll bet you’ve never watched it either. Why don’t you watch the show and enjoy and learn about one of the most beautiful and natural states in OUR country or are you too biased to do that? It’s a shame you let your opinions stop you from learning about the world you live in.

 
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Ann

Posted at 5:23 PM on December 21, 2010  

Keep telling yourself that. I would just LOVE to vote for someone who is more interested in her fashion sense, and kids’ school lunches (Ha!)than caring about what her husband and his party are doing to ruin this country!!! Both those issues are so representative of the “ivy-league” education that she earned. If you check into it, their licenses to practice law are not even current any more. Do your homework before you start spouting off about who is SO qualified to serve as president. Also, I thought that the liberals were so against the “ivy-league” mentality. Now, you are saying that Michelle is BETTER than Sarah because of her background. Hmmm.

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Esmeralda Sapphire Penny-loafer

Posted at 3:34 AM on December 23, 2010  

I think we’re all saying that Michelle is SMARTER than $arah…

… Michelle probably has a better moral compass, also.

 
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JS

Posted at 6:38 PM on April 14, 2011  

I have yet to hear Sarah Palin say “this is the first time I have been proud of America” !
As a “educated” woman Michelle Obama has not considered the following?: (just for starters)
The more I think about this the more infuriated I become. How did this amazingly accomplished woman miss so much and right under her nose? Our country provides more global and humanitarian aid which literally keeps third world countries afloat and she doesn’t know this? We rprovide more AIDs relief to Africa than any other country and so on. I started a list but then saw an NRO reader summed it up nicely:

“Not the fact that it won the Cold War and liberated tens of millions from totalitarian rule? What about sending billions to ease the plight of millions of AIDS sufferers in Africa? What about the nation’s selflessness in stopping genocide in the Balkans when it had no immediate security interest in the region? What about our ability to produce hundreds of thousands of brave men and women who will risk life and limb to liberate two countries from despotic regimes right out of the Dark Ages? Doesn’t the Herculean Tsunami Relief effort generate a flicker of national pride?”

How narrow minded can one “educated” woman be?

 
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